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General Mills Company to honor Michael Brown [Satire]
dfu via tinypic and General Mills ^ | 11-25-14

Posted on 11/25/2014 7:49:44 PM PST by doug from upland

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To: doug from upland

How much of your Recommended Daily Allowance of lead per serving?


21 posted on 11/25/2014 8:14:24 PM PST by Bob (Violence in islam? That's not a bug; it's a feature.)
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To: doug from upland

It’s chock full of greeny goodness.


22 posted on 11/25/2014 8:15:25 PM PST by matt1234
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To: doug from upland

lol

those are marijuana greens aren’t they [question mark]


23 posted on 11/25/2014 8:15:32 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: doug from upland

Yep I knew it was coming when I saw your thread. LOL

Jolly Green Giant Lyrics

“Jolly Green Giant” was written by Easton/harris/terry Jr.

In the valley of the Jolly

Heard about the Jolly Green Giant
(Potatoes)
He’s so big and mean
(Artichoke hearts)

Well, he stands there laughin’
With his hands on his hips
And then he hits you with a can of beans

Well, he lives down there in his valley
(Brussels sprouts)
The cat stands tall and green
(Spinach)

Well, he ain’t no prize
And there’s no women his size
And that’s why the cat’s so mean

One day he left his valley pad
I mean to say this cat was mad
Now lookin’ ‘round he wasn’t gone long
And then he ran into an Amazon

Well, this changed his whole complexion
(Broccoli)
He had never seen such a beautiful sight
(Corn)
Then he looked at her and she looked at him
And she almost passed out from fright

He looked at her thought, what a dilly
He touched her once, she slapped him silly
This was something he had never sensed

He looked at her as she commenced
“Now listen, pal, this ain’t no fluke
I can’t see goin’ with a big green kook”

You’ve heard about the Jolly Green Giant
(Eggplant)
Don’t let his troubles cross your mind
(Celery stalks)
He couldn’t get Sally so went back to his valley
The cat was color-blind

Carrots
Canned beans


25 posted on 11/25/2014 8:18:27 PM PST by KeyLargo
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To: doug from upland

That 10 ounce box will feed 6 children in Mooochelle’s school lunch program.


26 posted on 11/25/2014 8:19:07 PM PST by matt1234
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To: cynwoody

Well the gentle giant IS stiff now.....


27 posted on 11/25/2014 8:20:32 PM PST by KeyLargo
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To: dayglored

I knew there was a reason I didn’t like broccoli.


28 posted on 11/25/2014 8:21:11 PM PST by kaehurowing
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To: doug from upland

Thank you for exposing See BS and their plot to throw the presidential election.


29 posted on 11/25/2014 8:22:56 PM PST by kaehurowing
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To: bobby.223
The Jolly Green Giant--The Kingsmen
30 posted on 11/25/2014 8:24:17 PM PST by Fiji Hill
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To: KeyLargo

There it is! (see post 15)


31 posted on 11/25/2014 8:30:28 PM PST by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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To: dfwgator

I don’t get it. Does it steal your smokes when you aren’t looking? It doesn’t have any holes in it either.


32 posted on 11/25/2014 8:31:28 PM PST by FunkyZero (... I've got a Grand Piano to prop up my mortal remains)
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To: Fiji Hill

There it is again! I have not heard that song since...well I don’t know how long ago!


33 posted on 11/25/2014 8:31:39 PM PST by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

Swisher Sweets. I think they might be made somewhere here in Pennsyltucky. Never smoked one....and yes, I do know Bro Brown an da boyz in da hood split them open and stuffed them with that marajawanna stuff.

In my teenage days I smoked the occasional rum-soaked “Crooks” cigar. They were cheap. Nowadays my preference runs to Ashtons, Fuente Double L Chateau, and Kristoff. FWIW


34 posted on 11/25/2014 8:31:39 PM PST by Tucker39 (Welcome to America! Now speak English; and keep to the right....In driving, in Faith, and politics.)
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To: doug from upland

I thought he was gonna be on the Wheaties box, ‘The Breakfast of Champions. Which reminds me his drug profile has not yet been widely disclosed. He may yet make the cover of a box of Bath Salts. You can’t go around gunning down young persons freaking out on psychedelics. Freaks are people,too.


35 posted on 11/25/2014 8:31:53 PM PST by Calusa (Were going to have that person arrested.....that did the video, said Hillary Clinton.)
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To: bobby.223
There it is again! I have not heard that song since...well I don’t know how long ago!

Since Youtube came along, I've heard a number of songs that I haven't heard in decades.

36 posted on 11/25/2014 8:36:15 PM PST by Fiji Hill
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To: cripplecreek

Bang Bang Bang

Green Giant Down.


37 posted on 11/25/2014 8:41:08 PM PST by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: matt1234

Soylent vitameatamikeamin: It’s Brown and green,
and it’s made from bona fide, organic ingredients.

Fo’ shizzle mah nizzle—it’s tasty too. Tastes like candy!


38 posted on 11/25/2014 9:03:07 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: doug from upland

No justice, no peas!


39 posted on 11/25/2014 9:39:45 PM PST by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: doug from upland

I don’t want to even think about what these taste like


40 posted on 11/25/2014 9:40:58 PM PST by rightistight
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