I like a man who sings and keeps cats.
Love the steel guitar playin cat..lol
At 2 AM I said I’d love you
Until the Trump of Doom.
But now the dawn is breaking
And my head is aching
And why are you still in my room?
Yeah, slip a little Jack Black in me,
I’m your tall, dark, romantic hunk.
But the fact of the matter is, my honey,
I only love you when I’m drunk.
When Captain Morgan introduced us
The chemistry just wasn’t there,
But Jose Cuervo took your side
And you became my lady fair.
We rode the Night Train to my place,
Johnnie Walker showed you to my bunk,
A little later I said I love you –
Do you think that maybe I was drunk?
At 2 AM I said I’d love you
Until the Trump of Doom.
But now the dawn is breaking
And my head is aching
And why are you still in my room?
Yeah, slip a little Jack Black in me,
I’m your tall, dark, romantic hunk.
But there ain't no doubt about it, darling,
I only love you when I’m drunk.
On our wedding day I stood at the altar
With Jimmy Beam as my best man.
Then Two-Buck Chuck slipped the ring on your finger
And that was when it hit the fan.
We honeymooned at Boone’s Farm, honey,
And everything was going swell.
But then the Mad Dog bit me, I wound up in detox,
And my whole world went to hell.
I’m sorry that I have to leave you, honey,
But there’s no way we can work it out.
A broken heart can mend with care and time, but in the end
It’s my liver that I’m worried about.
When I’ve got a happy glow I’m the nicest guy you know
But there’s no sober without S.O.B.
I gotta find myself a doll that don’t require ethanol
To tell me she’s the one for me.
At 2 AM I said I’d love you
Until the Trump of Doom.
But now the dawn is breaking
And my head is aching
And why are you still in my room?
Yeah, slip a little Jack Black in me,
I’m your tall, dark, romantic hunk.
But there ain't no doubt about it, sweetie,
I only love you when I’m drunk.
I only love you when I’m drunk.
I only love you when I’m...
Hopalong Ginsberg is back in the saddle!
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....Did you meet her at the Waffle House?
Love it.
Great old fashioned country.
If you need a “B” side, I can see if I can find some lyrics I wrote years ago. “I don’t want to love you forever, just rent you for tonight”
But, did she promise to “love you long time”?
lol
Very good song.
When are you appearing at the Grsnd Ole Olpry?
Awesome lyrics
I got drunk reading the lyrics.
I only love you when I’m drunk...
What’s your name again?
CMA award winner, fer sure...with Garth singing it, maybe.
Looking forward to your Waffle House iteration...
Send that into John Prine you’ll make some money with it.
I like a man who sings and keeps cats.
Love the steel guitar playin cat..lol
Cantor Cat....hmmmm
Evensong would sound strange, me thinks. :)
Too funny:)
Howdy All,
I’m going to mildly abuse my vast listowner power and ask y’all for a big favor. Shibumi had the wonderful idea of sending in my songs to Dr Demento. I figured that multiple requests would have a better chance of getting noticed, and since sockpuppets make the baby Viking Kitties cry, I’m asking all of you for help.
If you have a song of mine that you particularly enjoy, I’d really appreciate it if you could suggest it to Dr Demento. A few quick details:
1) Suggestion box URL is http://www.drdemento.com/suggest/
2) YouTube links to all my songs are on my profile page, and the YouTube pages contain links to MP3s of the songs.
3) Where a song has both original and remixed versions I’d suggest sending the remix because the audio is invariably better, but the choice is yours.
4) If you’re not comfortable with doing this for any reason, no worries.
5) Yes, I know that the good Doctor could get suspicious and find this post on Google. If so...would you please play “Last Will and Temperament” by The Frantics? I love that one.
Thanks muchly,
SA&, a.k.a. Hopalong Ginsberg
I only love you when I’m drunk, is my favorite. But honey, the smell of drunk men makes me puke. : )
Good job!