"Ooompa Loompa doopity dee, no, you cannot DNA test me!"
Posted on 10/10/2014 9:52:27 AM PDT by redreno
A bride-to-be became pregnant after having sex with a dwarf stripper on her hen night, it has been claimed.
The woman had to confess to cheating on her husband with the adult entertainer earlier this year after giving birth to a baby with dwarfism at a hospital in Valencia, Spain, it was reported.
It is alleged that the woman’s husband believed the child was his until it was born. Neither the couple nor the hospital have been named.
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DWARF - “Divorced Woman Alone and Ready to...”
Too funny.
“Who knows, maybe she had a little dwarf in her. “
“I know a little German. And he is sitting right over there.”
*shrugs*
Dunno.
I opted out of the event I was invited to.
Nothing good could come from that one.
(Note, group was heavily tilted to “crazy”.)
After... when you propose and get engaged, you already made that promise
groups usually are
When I was but a wee lad, my dad & I were apparently sitting on the front porch watching a bunch of women stream into a neighbor's house. My dad, with my mother standing silently behind the screen door, commented, 'That's what they call a hen party.'
As my mother tells the story, I asked my dad, 'So, when a bunch of men get together, do they call it a cock party?'
She said she saw that coming a mile away.
Q: What did the dwarf say when I asked him for a dollar?
A: “Sorry, I’m a little short.”
Q: What do you call a poor dwarf?
A: Short changed.
Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf wanted by the police?
A: A small medium at large.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dwarf with a computer?
A: A short circuit.
Q: What do you call a Mexican dwarf?
A: A paragraph cause he’s too short to be an essay.
Q: Why are most dwarves good guys?
A: Because they don’t look down on people.
It is a foul, destructive “custom” that arose in response to greatly over-hyped bachelor parties held by a few well-known men in the entertainment industry who were marrying for no reason other than professional advantage. They never intended to be monogamous.
So, now we have the fallout of feminism with women trying to one-up and outdo what men are supposed to have been doing, based upon a largely artificial notion created by Hollywood.
Stupid, isn’t it? Maybe a little well-aimed mockery will help reign it in.
My daughter had to do an oral report on a controversial topic.
She couldn’t think of what to do it on...so I suggested dwarf tossing.
She went with it, and gave her report, complete with a few video clips. She made an average grade, but apparently her fellow students were talking about it for weeks. I bet nobody else had such a memorable topic.
"Ooompa Loompa doopity dee, no, you cannot DNA test me!"
I think I was lucky in avoiding a grim fate.
Climb aboard ... we're expecting you!
“We have hit bottom”
FINALLY!
I’m so sick of all this “How much more do we have to endure?”
Now we know, it won’t get any worse.
What we have now I can handle, so I’m going to be OK from now on.
Does this make the father a baby daddy baby?
Maybe she can write her PhD about it!
Oh man...this has been in the movies before...”Got a little dwarf in you? Want to?”
Well done!
I got here too late with my customary "I hate it when that happens" schtick.
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