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Bride-to-be 'becomes pregnant after having sex with dwarf stripper on hen night.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk ^ | 10/09/2014 | By Gerard Couzens

Posted on 10/10/2014 9:52:27 AM PDT by redreno

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To: Churchillspirit

LOL


21 posted on 10/10/2014 10:03:35 AM PDT by cripplecreek
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To: redreno

I’d strongly suggest he not tell his next potential gal his last one was cheating with a dwarf . . .


22 posted on 10/10/2014 10:03:36 AM PDT by trailz
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To: Slings and Arrows

Rumplestiltskin PING!


23 posted on 10/10/2014 10:05:14 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Hey Obama: If Islamic State is not Islamic, then why did you give Osama Bin Laden a muslim funeral?)
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To: redreno

24 posted on 10/10/2014 10:06:34 AM PDT by mikrofon (Just Friends)
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To: trailz

I guess that whatever other problems that this couple might have had in their marriage, they were, ‘dwarfed’, by this one...


25 posted on 10/10/2014 10:06:59 AM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: redreno

Oh my God, you Freepers are cracking me up!


26 posted on 10/10/2014 10:07:07 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: redreno
Who knows, maybe she had a little dwarf in her.
27 posted on 10/10/2014 10:08:24 AM PDT by fungoking (Tis a pleasure to live in the Ozarks)
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To: redreno

A new member of the Village People?


28 posted on 10/10/2014 10:08:51 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: mikrofon

29 posted on 10/10/2014 10:09:28 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: redreno

Ah,me. Indulging that last short descent into fantasy before exchanging promises of love and fidelity apparently wasn’t using safe sex.

Her hen party cronies, who no doubt encouraged her to get drunk and try a little perversion, will certainly have something to laugh about for years at her expense.


30 posted on 10/10/2014 10:09:35 AM PDT by wildbill (If you check behind the shower curtain for a murderer, and find one... what's your plan?)
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To: redreno
Must have had the party here.


31 posted on 10/10/2014 10:10:43 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: rdcbn

no

Dwarf impregnation has always been one of the pillars of our civilization


32 posted on 10/10/2014 10:10:55 AM PDT by woofie
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To: trailz
I’d strongly suggest he not tell his next potential gal his last one was cheating with a dwarf . . .

It would certainly diminish his stature.

33 posted on 10/10/2014 10:11:19 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Churchillspirit

Lol!


34 posted on 10/10/2014 10:11:21 AM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: redreno

"Oh, yeah? Vanessa, let's talk about class for a minute, alright? Here's you and Giorgio in the guest room. A little classy, isn't it? Here's you and Giorgio in the rumpus room. Another classy one, huh? Ooh, this one, I can't figure out. There's you, there's Giorgio... What's with the midget over here?"

35 posted on 10/10/2014 10:11:24 AM PDT by dfwgator (The "Fire Muschamp" tagline is back!)
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To: ifinnegan

I had to look that up myself.


36 posted on 10/10/2014 10:11:56 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: redreno

37 posted on 10/10/2014 10:12:00 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: rdcbn

Shut off the internet! The best story has been told. No need to go on!!!!


38 posted on 10/10/2014 10:15:50 AM PDT by Bucky14 (And I would have gotten away with it too, if not for you meddling kids!)
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To: cripplecreek

” But you said you’d eat whale blubber”.


39 posted on 10/10/2014 10:15:54 AM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: Darksheare

I have no idea why some people think it is perfectly acceptable to do stuff like this just before marriage, you have already promised yourself to one person for life when you proposed.


40 posted on 10/10/2014 10:18:45 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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