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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 09/12/2014 5:39:28 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Here's MY new Apple watch! It was all I could AFFORD!

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions.  Try not to repeat a song title.

It's harder than you think....I'll start first:

Pick Your Artist: THE FIXX

Are you male or female: ARE WE OURSELVES?

Describe yourself: BEAUTIFUL FRICTION

How do you feel about yourself: DRIVEN OUT

Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER

Describe where you currently live: THE SIGN OF FIRE

If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: LESS CITIES, MORE MOVING PEOPLE

Your favorite form of transportation: SECRET SEPARATION

Your best friend(s) is(are): DEEPER AND DEEPER

Favorite time of day: RED SKIES (at night)

If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: A LETTER TO BOTH SIDES

What is life to you: SUNSHINE IN THE SHADE

What is the best advice you have to give: STAND OR FALL

Thought for the Day: BUILT FOR THE FUTURE

How I would like to die: SAVED BY ZERO


Here's an excerpt from Obama's Speech this week



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness
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To: dayglored

EXPERTS now say that you are really never more than 10ft away from this at all times. What is it?


21 posted on 09/12/2014 5:59:18 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Top 25.....you people are fast


22 posted on 09/12/2014 5:59:21 AM PDT by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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To: All

1 - I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

2 - Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.

3 - Half the people you know are below average.

4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

8 - If you want the rainbow, you have got to put up with the rain.

9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend... But she left me before we met.

12 - OK, so what’s the speed of dark?

13 - How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?

14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

16 - When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.

19 - I intend to live forever... So far, so good.

20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

23 - My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”

24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name.

25 - If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

27 - Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.

32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don’t have film.

34 - If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

And the all-time favorite:

35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?


23 posted on 09/12/2014 5:59:25 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Guns are like parachutes. If you need one and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Offer the $300. Who knows, he may just say “Don’t worry about it” and give it to you, but if it’s worth $300 to you, you should be willing to pay it whether he’s family or not. Value is value.


24 posted on 09/12/2014 6:00:26 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Some form of communications device?

Geez, you mean even if I'm in the shower?

25 posted on 09/12/2014 6:01:55 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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To: Lucky9teen
I'd pay $300 if I wanted it bad enough but I suspect it's a trick question somehow.

26 posted on 09/12/2014 6:02:36 AM PDT by BitWielder1 (Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
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To: ShadowAce

So...no one is gonna do my artist/song challenge?



:(
27 posted on 09/12/2014 6:03:34 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: Lucky9teen
> So...no one is gonna do my artist/song challenge?

I may be able to do it later today, but I'm rushing out to work now. :(

28 posted on 09/12/2014 6:04:58 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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To: Lucky9teen
The new concept of "victory" is an "unbelievably small strike" in an "overseas contingency" involving Islamist extremists that "are not Islamic" where there is "no victor and no vanquished".

This description is also in the Urban Dictionary as another definition of "Cluster F#ck".

CAUTION: Quoting Kerry and Barry is considered a 'vicious personal attack' in modern punditry.

29 posted on 09/12/2014 6:05:22 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: Lucky9teen

I’m not current with all the song titles from any particular artist. Sorry.


30 posted on 09/12/2014 6:05:53 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

My glasses.


31 posted on 09/12/2014 6:06:45 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

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32 posted on 09/12/2014 6:09:26 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

C) “Compromise” Offer him $150 in front of my spouse after arranging before hand to either slip him the other $150 on the sly or allow him to keep trying to sell it for the right to match any offer. (The latter could be done in front of my spouse.)


33 posted on 09/12/2014 6:12:20 AM PDT by Ingtar (The NSA - "We're the only part of government who actually listens to the people.")
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 40!


34 posted on 09/12/2014 6:12:59 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

Pick Your Artist: Megadeth

Are you male or female: Use The Man

Describe yourself: Addicted To Chaos

How do you feel about yourself: Sweating Bullets

Describe your current boy/girl relation situation: Almost Honest

Describe where you currently live: A Secret Place

If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: Devil’s Island

Your favorite form of transportation: Train of Consequences

Your best friend(s) is(are): Lucretia

Favorite time of day: In My Darkest Hour

If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good!

What is life to you: I Know Jack

What is the best advice you have to give: Take No Prisoners

Thought for the Day: The World Needs A Hero

How I would like to die: High Speed Dirt


35 posted on 09/12/2014 6:15:24 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: Lucky9teen

“So...no one is gonna do my artist/song challenge?”

See post #35.


36 posted on 09/12/2014 6:17:54 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: ErnBatavia

flopje flauw mopje!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2X2k2V0twM


37 posted on 09/12/2014 6:22:24 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

38 posted on 09/12/2014 6:24:09 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

36) 4 out 3,can’t do math.


39 posted on 09/12/2014 6:24:35 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics in always to pick up a weapon...eh? "Bathhouse" 0'Mullah? d8^)
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To: Lucky9teen

40 posted on 09/12/2014 6:25:39 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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