And any of you rebellious Freepers who are planning on getting together with the kids or grandkids to roast marshmallows had better read this and follow the advice, or...or...well, I don't know exactly what, but it will be really bad. Hey, this is only for your own good because you know how stupid you are.
1 posted on
08/29/2014 7:09:35 PM PDT by
Robwin
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To: Robwin
2 posted on
08/29/2014 7:11:04 PM PDT by
doc1019
To: Robwin
Obummer is a marshmallow.
3 posted on
08/29/2014 7:12:16 PM PDT by
bunkerhill7
("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.")
To: Robwin
The $4,000,000,000,000 federal government is not only unconstitutional but stupider than ever.
4 posted on
08/29/2014 7:12:25 PM PDT by
PapaNew
(The grace of God & freedom always win the debate over unjust law & government in the forum of ideas)
To: marshmallow
I’m sure it takes a certain finesse.
5 posted on
08/29/2014 7:18:50 PM PDT by
Romulus
To: Robwin
With the kids ten feet away from the fire and using two and a half foot long sticks, those marshmallows are really going to take a long, long time to roast. :=)
6 posted on
08/29/2014 7:19:56 PM PDT by
Bob
To: Robwin
It seems frivolous and wasteful, but there really are a lot of very stupid people running around. Unfortunately, they don’t do a lot of reading. They think Independence Day is actually the Fourth of July, and it is a day when people do fireworks. There are lots of fires on July 4th.
7 posted on
08/29/2014 7:21:47 PM PDT by
webheart
(We are all pretty much living in a fiction.)
To: Robwin
Every kid worth his salt has at least one scar from a flaming marshmallow, and a story to go along with it.
My new tagline!
8 posted on
08/29/2014 7:24:54 PM PDT by
rlmorel
("Every kid worth his salt has one scar from a flaming marshmallow, and a story to go along with it.")
To: Robwin
Think Fruit? I think the writer is a fruit...
9 posted on
08/29/2014 7:31:42 PM PDT by
ExCTCitizen
(I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
To: Robwin
If you overcook marshmallows they’ll stink like a smelly obama.
Now wonder.
10 posted on
08/29/2014 7:48:21 PM PDT by
onedoug
To: Robwin
And be sure to slightly warm your angel food cake/pineapple/marshmallow s'mores over a solar oven so your snacking doesn't harm Mother Earth.
Also remember that any spotted owls caught in the sizzle zone of the solar oven doesn't count against endangered species regulations.
11 posted on
08/29/2014 7:59:54 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(The IRS: either criminally irresponsible in backup procedures or criminally responsible of coverup.)
To: Robwin
Step1: Carefully remove match from matchbook.
Step 2: Carefully light match.
Step 3: Carefully set afire this idiotic federal manual.
12 posted on
08/29/2014 8:05:52 PM PDT by
Flycatcher
(God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
To: Robwin
I don’t roast marshmallows. Their not sugary enough. I roast peeps. They make great s’mores.
Angel food cake is healthier than a graham cracker? Tell me another one Josephine.
14 posted on
08/29/2014 8:12:01 PM PDT by
cyclotic
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To: Robwin
It is HIGHLY inappropriate for THE BLAZE to be publishing such self-serving articles!!!!
15 posted on
08/29/2014 8:12:35 PM PDT by
G Larry
(I'm tired of people not recognizing sarcasm!)
To: Robwin
Don’t even THINK about toasting a marshmallow in my neck of the woods.
16 posted on
08/29/2014 8:18:14 PM PDT by
Argus
To: Robwin
WHAT????
No climate change warning on releasing carbon or planting trees after marshmallow roasting to offset the climate-harmful activity?
I’m shocked. Shocked, i say...
/s
To: Robwin
I wonder if it warns that almost all marshmallows contain a pork fat derivative and are not halal.
19 posted on
08/29/2014 8:27:02 PM PDT by
CrazyIvan
(I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
To: Robwin; NoCmpromiz; DJ MacWoW
Ten foot rule?
I suppose I CAN make a campfire capable of roasting marshmallows at that distance.
Not that I have a talent with campfire pyromancy.
20 posted on
08/29/2014 8:27:57 PM PDT by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Robwin
My kids couldn’t even wait. They were roasting them on the gas burner on the kitchen stove this evening.
It’s off to the forest tomorrow.
“Some experts advocate a 10-foot rule between young children and a campfire, “
Experts at what?
I learned this young, and have verified it a few times:
White man make big fire. Burn’m belly, freeze’m @ss.
Indian make little fire. Sit on top. Keep warm all over.
If you do it right you can actually pile up stones and sit on top.
Or you can sort of curl up around it.
To: Robwin
Have the bureaucrat who wrote the instructions actually do the task without: 1) burning the marshmallows or 2) setting himself on fire. My bet is on No. 2.
To: Robwin
Cut their budget by a third. Immediately.
25 posted on
08/29/2014 9:08:44 PM PDT by
Lurker
(Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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