[Robwin]

And any of you rebellious Freepers who are planning on getting together with the kids or grandkids to roast marshmallows had better read this and follow the advice, or...or...well, I don't know exactly what, but it will be really bad. Hey, this is only for your own good because you know how stupid you are.

[j.frank.dobie]

“You know, marshmallow roasting looks mighty easy when your roasting stick is a pencil, and you’re a thousand miles from the camp fire.” (With apologies to President Dwight David Eisenhower.)

[Born to Conserve]

There is nothing as awesome as a flaming marshmallow flung through the air.

[uglybiker]

The marshmallows were not available for comment

[left that other site]

Evidently the gub’mint DOES have a Strategy re: s’mores.

[Brother Cracker]

Don't do it Kid you'll burn your tongue off!