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Hiss Torie
8/28/2014 | Laz

Posted on 08/28/2014 10:21:01 AM PDT by Lazamataz

Lazamataz's Hiss Torie Book so far:

During Woe, Woe Too, the Not Seas rose to power and started the Third Rice. They singled out the Shoes and put them in Constant Tray Sun camps, which marked the beginning of the Hall of Cost.

In may ways, the Die As Poorer of the Jews from Germany resembled the South African experience with App Heart Hate and the Ukrainian Hole o' Dough More.

These and other Arm A'Gettin -like situations are things we can never forget.

Help me write the rest of my Hiss Torie book!


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To: b9
That deserves a


41 posted on 08/28/2014 11:14:16 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

Fo shizzle


42 posted on 08/28/2014 11:17:32 AM PDT by b9 (II Timothy 1:7)
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To: GeronL

There’s an American boxer (or maybe Canadian) who cornrows her hair. She is one tough cookie, too.


43 posted on 08/28/2014 11:18:22 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lazamataz

electrolytes,,

it’s what plants crave!


44 posted on 08/28/2014 11:21:09 AM PDT by Big Red Badger ( - William Diamonds Drum - can You Hear it G man?)
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To: BenLurkin

cool.

If Song Gayeon is good enough to reach the top (granted the pool is a lot more shallow on the female side) maybe we can see her coming to the US for a fight someday, maybe even a championship.


45 posted on 08/28/2014 11:21:38 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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46 posted on 08/28/2014 11:22:10 AM PDT by Rio (Proud resident of the State of Jefferson)
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To: GeronL

47 posted on 08/28/2014 11:22:16 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

Let’s trim our hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2XVNFzNlZ8


48 posted on 08/28/2014 11:26:04 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: GeronL
Or maybe they all have cornrows...

49 posted on 08/28/2014 11:26:17 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: BenLurkin; b9

A bunch of guys in my cabin at church camp wrote that 46 years ago. Can’t believe I could still remember it. (I probably haven’t recited it in 20 or 30 years.)


50 posted on 08/28/2014 11:26:59 AM PDT by Slump Tester (What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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To: BenLurkin

Those aren’t men?

j/k


51 posted on 08/28/2014 11:27:00 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: BenLurkin

Only during the fight probably. Keeps their hair out of the way.


52 posted on 08/28/2014 11:28:07 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: GeronL
"We will take hairstyles away from you...........for the common good."

53 posted on 08/28/2014 11:29:36 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

lol

exactly what NK does


54 posted on 08/28/2014 11:33:45 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Lazamataz

Rite anyting and let autocorrect do da wrest.


55 posted on 08/28/2014 11:34:07 AM PDT by Slyfox (Satan's goal is to rub out the image of God he sees in the face of every human.)
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To: Lazamataz

Hope there’s a chapter about the Hamed family, and their perverted son, Moe.


56 posted on 08/28/2014 11:34:46 AM PDT by glennaro
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To: Lazamataz

We captured the Hissiens after forging a river?


57 posted on 08/28/2014 11:37:17 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Lazamataz

And lest we forget....in 1940 the Germ Ends attacked Franz hue sing their Pants Sir tangs by going threw BelchYum and the ArrrDins thus circum-Vending the Matching Oh Liner Defends.


58 posted on 08/28/2014 11:42:41 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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To: Lazamataz

Please send this to Marie Harf, our current State Dept. spokeswoman, who formerly worked as a CIA spokesperson (really!! she’s thaaat intelligent) and before that as an ANALYST for the CIA in middle east section.

This girl is a moron, political appointee with user dem parents who got her there. And.. this would prove a challenge for her to “translate and analyze” inasmuch as most of this in real spelling would be a total mystery to her. And thus to her generation of morons.

Otay?


59 posted on 08/28/2014 11:45:11 AM PDT by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: Lazamataz
Anguish Languish?
60 posted on 08/28/2014 11:47:45 AM PDT by FroggyTheGremlim ("Your apathy is their power." - Sarah Palin Jul 19, 2014)
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