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Hiss Torie
8/28/2014 | Laz

Posted on 08/28/2014 10:21:01 AM PDT by Lazamataz

Lazamataz's Hiss Torie Book so far:

During Woe, Woe Too, the Not Seas rose to power and started the Third Rice. They singled out the Shoes and put them in Constant Tray Sun camps, which marked the beginning of the Hall of Cost.

In may ways, the Die As Poorer of the Jews from Germany resembled the South African experience with App Heart Hate and the Ukrainian Hole o' Dough More.

These and other Arm A'Gettin -like situations are things we can never forget.

Help me write the rest of my Hiss Torie book!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: edumacation; freepun; hisstorie
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1 posted on 08/28/2014 10:21:01 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

Sorry, don’t read cursive.


2 posted on 08/28/2014 10:22:23 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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That’s Re Tarted, Sir.


3 posted on 08/28/2014 10:23:05 AM PDT by Lazamataz (First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
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To: Lazamataz

Gotta brush up on ebonics first.


4 posted on 08/28/2014 10:24:24 AM PDT by Pelham (California, what happens when you won't deport illegals)
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To: Pelham

This isn’t ebonics.

This is, however, silly. :)


5 posted on 08/28/2014 10:27:49 AM PDT by Lazamataz (First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, in yore las sin tense, yu miss speled “Hep me rite...”


6 posted on 08/28/2014 10:28:13 AM PDT by Boonie ("Nuke 'em all...Let Allah sort 'em out...)
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To: Lazamataz

what u say?


7 posted on 08/28/2014 10:38:36 AM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: Lazamataz

in the beginning the earth was without form and void, and darkness stretched across the face of the waters...
and God said “Let there be beer!”.


8 posted on 08/28/2014 10:39:38 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: Lazamataz

You should revise the Thyme Line of the Foist Sent Hence, as the Not Seas rose to Pow Her before Woe, Woe Too.


9 posted on 08/28/2014 10:43:56 AM PDT by Moltke ("The Press, Watson, is a most valuable institution if you only know how to use it.")
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To: Lazamataz

Arm A’Gettin, U BeGettin...it all rail of tive.


10 posted on 08/28/2014 10:47:04 AM PDT by dware (3 prohibited topics in mixed company: politics, religion and operating systems...)
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11 posted on 08/28/2014 10:47:42 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: Lucky9teen

That’s where I got the idea of writing my Hiss Torie book.


12 posted on 08/28/2014 10:48:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz (First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
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To: Moltke

Thanks! This is just the sort of help that will make this book a winner!


13 posted on 08/28/2014 10:49:17 AM PDT by Lazamataz (First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
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14 posted on 08/28/2014 10:50:29 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: camle
and God said “Let there be beer!”.

You mean: and God said “Let there be lite beer!”, don't you?

15 posted on 08/28/2014 10:50:47 AM PDT by kevkrom (I'm not an unreasonable man... well, actually, I am. But hear me out anyway.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I forgot about the Swiss Ticker, used as a symbol of the Not Seas! Thanks for the reminder!


16 posted on 08/28/2014 10:52:32 AM PDT by Lazamataz (First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
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To: Lazamataz; Torie

why are you hissing at Torie anyway?


17 posted on 08/28/2014 10:52:48 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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18 posted on 08/28/2014 10:53:06 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: Lucky9teen

lolz


19 posted on 08/28/2014 10:54:21 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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20 posted on 08/28/2014 10:54:51 AM PDT by dfwgator
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