1 posted on
08/28/2014 10:21:01 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
Sorry, don’t read cursive.
2 posted on
08/28/2014 10:22:23 AM PDT by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: Lazamataz
Gotta brush up on ebonics first.
4 posted on
08/28/2014 10:24:24 AM PDT by
Pelham
(California, what happens when you won't deport illegals)
To: Lazamataz
Laz, in yore las sin tense, yu miss speled “Hep me rite...”
6 posted on
08/28/2014 10:28:13 AM PDT by
Boonie
("Nuke 'em all...Let Allah sort 'em out...)
To: Lazamataz
7 posted on
08/28/2014 10:38:36 AM PDT by
Drango
(A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
To: Lazamataz
in the beginning the earth was without form and void, and darkness stretched across the face of the waters...
and God said “Let there be beer!”.
8 posted on
08/28/2014 10:39:38 AM PDT by
camle
(keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
To: Lazamataz
You should revise the Thyme Line of the Foist Sent Hence, as the Not Seas rose to Pow Her before Woe, Woe Too.
9 posted on
08/28/2014 10:43:56 AM PDT by
Moltke
("The Press, Watson, is a most valuable institution if you only know how to use it.")
To: Lazamataz
Arm A’Gettin, U BeGettin...it all rail of tive.
10 posted on
08/28/2014 10:47:04 AM PDT by
dware
(3 prohibited topics in mixed company: politics, religion and operating systems...)
To: Lazamataz
11 posted on
08/28/2014 10:47:42 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Lazamataz; Torie
why are you hissing at Torie anyway?
17 posted on
08/28/2014 10:52:48 AM PDT by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
To: Lazamataz
20 posted on
08/28/2014 10:54:51 AM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Lazamataz
Some of this reminds me a lot of those stories teachers post from their students.
Be sure to include that Woe Woe Too occurred before the unsettling and disturbing war of occupation by the northern yankees
21 posted on
08/28/2014 10:55:30 AM PDT by
Nifster
To: Lazamataz
Sum day peeps will lern bout nazzis and here they were the Woo Woo Too sample of ISIS
22 posted on
08/28/2014 10:56:19 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Lazamataz
How about backing it up to biblical time?
The prodigal son (In the key of F):
Feeling footloose and frisky, a feather-brained fellow forced his fond father to fork over family fortunes. Fleeing to foreign fields, he frittered his fortune, feasting with faithless friends.
Finally, fairly famishing, he found himself a food flinger in a filthy farmyard. Phooey - my father's flunkies fare far fancier, the frazzled fugitive found feverishly! (Frankly facing facts)
Forthwith, he fled to his family. Falling at his father's feet, he floundered forlornly. "Father, I have flunked. I have fruitlessly forfeited family fortune and favor.
But the faithful father (forestalling further flinching), faithfully flagged his flunkies. Fetchforth the finest fattling and fix a feast, Unfurl the flags with fanfare flaring, for the fugitive is found!
Former failures forgotten, follies forsaken, forgiveness forms the foundation for future fortitude.
23 posted on
08/28/2014 10:56:45 AM PDT by
Slump Tester
(What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
To: Lazamataz
They singled out the ShoesI thought they sinkholed out the Juice, JibSees and HomersActuals.
35 posted on
08/28/2014 11:08:29 AM PDT by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
To: Lazamataz
electrolytes,,
it’s what plants crave!
44 posted on
08/28/2014 11:21:09 AM PDT by
Big Red Badger
( - William Diamonds Drum - can You Hear it G man?)
46 posted on
08/28/2014 11:22:10 AM PDT by
Rio
(Proud resident of the State of Jefferson)
To: Lazamataz
Rite anyting and let autocorrect do da wrest.
55 posted on
08/28/2014 11:34:07 AM PDT by
Slyfox
(Satan's goal is to rub out the image of God he sees in the face of every human.)
To: Lazamataz
Hope there’s a chapter about the Hamed family, and their perverted son, Moe.
56 posted on
08/28/2014 11:34:46 AM PDT by
glennaro
To: Lazamataz
We captured the Hissiens after forging a river?
57 posted on
08/28/2014 11:37:17 AM PDT by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: Lazamataz
Please send this to Marie Harf, our current State Dept. spokeswoman, who formerly worked as a CIA spokesperson (really!! she’s thaaat intelligent) and before that as an ANALYST for the CIA in middle east section.
This girl is a moron, political appointee with user dem parents who got her there. And.. this would prove a challenge for her to “translate and analyze” inasmuch as most of this in real spelling would be a total mystery to her. And thus to her generation of morons.
Otay?
59 posted on
08/28/2014 11:45:11 AM PDT by
John S Mosby
(Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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