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Fargo Cop shoots unarmed cow, town braces for bovine riots
The Peoples Cube ^ | 8/26/14 | Red Square

Posted on 08/28/2014 7:37:04 AM PDT by laotzu

A resident of Cass County, ND, has warned the People's Cube of the rising tensions between the local community and the bovine population after a Cass County Sheriff's Deputy shot and killed an unarmed cow who allegedly attacked him and pushed the uniformed officer to the ground after he produced his credentials and read the Miranda rights.

While the details of the early morning incident in Interstate 94 west of Fargo still remain unclear, a PETA representative has flown from Washington, D.C., with a team of lawyers and forensic experts, demanding an independent autopsy.

The PETA team have met with leaders of the local bovine community, urging them to take urgent action and raise their voice against the signs of increasing police brutality in the seemingly sleepy rural area of North Dakota.

They also spoke to a few passing cows in the streets, interested in their opinions about the character of the slain member of their community and trying to reconstruct the tragic events - a procedure known in professional circles as "herd-sourcing."

PETA soon posted this hastily produced reenactment of the incident on its website, even though this version of events is not supported by forensic evidence and is disputed by the Sheriff's office and the family of the deputy, who is still being treated for alleged injuries that have never been life-threatening.

"We sure hope this place will not remain peaceful for much longer, as we are committed to bringing struggle for justice to these parts of America that for too long have avoided scrutiny," said the PETA spokesperson. "I mean, who shoots an unarmed cow at three in the morning? No justice, no peace!"

While some Cass County residents remain skeptical, others are battening down the hatches in preparation for bovine riots and looting and move to the opposite side of the street at the sight of an approaching cow, no longer trusting the animals with whom the community has lived side by side for so many generations.

Authorities are still trying to track down the surviving family members of the cow, though this hope is sadly fading fast.


TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: napl
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1 posted on 08/28/2014 7:37:04 AM PDT by laotzu
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2 posted on 08/28/2014 7:40:01 AM PDT by Rio (Proud resident of the State of Jefferson)
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To: laotzu

Cows are peaceful, it’s the radical sheep from out of town stirring them up.


3 posted on 08/28/2014 7:42:12 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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4 posted on 08/28/2014 7:43:06 AM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt ("When you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill)
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5 posted on 08/28/2014 7:46:53 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: laotzu

Hoofs up. Don’t shoot.


6 posted on 08/28/2014 7:47:10 AM PDT by Autonomous User
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

LOL


7 posted on 08/28/2014 7:47:47 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: laotzu

Cows are NOT unarmed. A cowpie thrown at you can hurt.


8 posted on 08/28/2014 7:50:22 AM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

Wait until the cows from The View get there.


9 posted on 08/28/2014 7:51:48 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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Cow Riots Begin In Fargo!


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10 posted on 08/28/2014 7:52:24 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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LOL, my first thought when I read the headline...I laughed


11 posted on 08/28/2014 7:53:45 AM PDT by 556x45
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To: laotzu

I support the cops on this! A 800 lb cow without horns can still head butt you to death! And a kick with their hind legs can reach SIX FEET!

Besides, I’m hungry for a steak.


12 posted on 08/28/2014 7:58:41 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (SOUL BROTHER! This house is not armed! (Signs people thought would protect them in the 1960s))
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To: laotzu

But, was it a “gentle giant” cow?


13 posted on 08/28/2014 8:08:14 AM PDT by Zeppo ("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
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To: laotzu; waterhill; ixtl

Bovine riots (((ping)))!


14 posted on 08/28/2014 8:09:51 AM PDT by Envisioning (My desire to be well informed is at odds with my desire to remain sane....)
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To: laotzu

so why was Moochelle In Fargo??


15 posted on 08/28/2014 8:10:30 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill ...)
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To: Rio

lolz at the gif


16 posted on 08/28/2014 8:11:38 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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17 posted on 08/28/2014 8:12:30 AM PDT by Carpe Cerevisi
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This story is udderly ridiculous.

But I have no beef with the author.


18 posted on 08/28/2014 8:13:02 AM PDT by rfreedom4u (Your feelings don't trump my free speech!)
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To: Carpe Cerevisi

A cop with a snub?..........


19 posted on 08/28/2014 8:15:50 AM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: laotzu
Racists.


20 posted on 08/28/2014 8:18:15 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (FReerepublic: Bring a FRiend!)
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