Woman Has 100,000 Cockroaches – Says They Are Her Family

South Cina Morning Post ^ | Thursday, 12 June, 2014, 3:09pm | Keira Lu Huang

[ErnBatavia]

But who am I? Just a humble fungus.

Fungi lurk and sometimes go "nucular"....so the alert amongst us never turn a blind eye...

[St_Thomas_Aquinas]

She should at least have the right to marry them. Sure, it’s a choice most of us wouldn’t make, but...

[coloradan]

How many people sell their family members to pharmaceutical companies? Just sayin’.

[DogByte6RER]

Ping

[eldoradude]

When I went up to my room there were at least 100,000 cockroaches waiting for me all over the bed, floors and walls.

They must have been members of the AFL-BUG union.

[eldoradude]

She should at least have the right to marry them.

A plural rural nocturnal marriage...easier to kill them and sell the corpses than pay child support.

[catnipman]

Pretty soon, it’ll be legal in the U.S. for her to marry them, have them recognized as legal persons, as well as recognizing their offspring as legal persons.

[eldoradude]

Just lurking in the weeds eh?

[kalee]

This is disgusting! What medicines are they used in?

[eldoradude]

Guests?

Classic housepests.

[eldoradude]

Next she will petition to register them as DEMS

And they'll continue to vote even after they're dead.

[eldoradude]

Pretty soon, it’ll be legal in the U.S. for her to marry them, have them recognized as legal persons, as well as recognizing their offspring as legal persons.

See post #31. :D

[Fungi]

A nice stylized Amanita muscaria. yummy.

[BBell]

It’s not posted as “news”, it is posted as General/Chat.

[BBell]

[Clay Moore]

“How many people sell their family members to pharmaceutical companies? Just sayin’.”

I frequently consider selling my kids off for medical experiments when they’re in the back seat fighting. (^;

[napscoordinator]

Why on Earth would you even consider staying at a YMCA? I can’t even imagine.

[Fungi]

You breathe a minimum of five thousand fungal spores with every breath. Be careful which fungi you insult.

[eldoradude]

This is disgusting! What medicines are they used in?

Traditional folk medicines...not necessarily something that would ever be approved by the FDA. Or at least not before the current administration.

[eldoradude]

I tried watching that movie once while drinking when I was much younger. The only thing I vaguely remember is a bunch of roaches singing while marching around the rim of a toilet.