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Here's How Long That Teen Would Have to Pee in the Portland Reservoir to Make It Unsafe to Drink
slate ^ | April 17, 2014 | Laura Helmuth

Posted on 04/19/2014 12:54:24 PM PDT by Michael.SF.

How many times would that teenager have to pee in a Portland reservoir to produce a urine concentration approaching the EPA’s limit for nitrates in drinking water? About 3,333 times.

But of course urine is 95 percent water. (If you’re ever trapped in rubble after a natural disaster, go ahead and drink it.) Only about 2 percent of urine is nitrogen-rich urea. That means he’d have to urinate 166,666 times for the concentration of urea to approach that of the EPA’s limit for nitrates in drinking water.

Since most animals, including idiot teenaged show-offs, take about 21 seconds to urinate, that means he’d have to urinate constantly for 3,500,000 seconds, or about 40 days. Hopefully, he’d have friends constantly supplying him with tasty Portland microbrews.

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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: urinetroublenow
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To: Hot Tabasco
No mention of the bat crap, bird poop, possom piss, coon crap, deer drops, bass sperm, and all sorts of algae that make people sick...........

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

-W. C. Fields

41 posted on 04/19/2014 2:40:00 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (Do The Math)
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To: Graewoulf

It’s highly acidic. Odds are, it makes the water better, not worse. There certainly isn’t bacteria in it, unless he has a UTI and is peeing blood.


42 posted on 04/19/2014 2:43:43 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: Manic_Episode

LOL, do it.


43 posted on 04/19/2014 2:48:38 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: Mike Darancette
Close but what he really said was

Fish f*ck in it.

44 posted on 04/19/2014 2:59:43 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Under Reagan spring always arrived on time.....)
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To: Michael.SF.

Seeing the headlines and links and ads on that site I don’t think SLATE is appropriate for anyone nor do I think it is worth using as any kind of news source


45 posted on 04/19/2014 3:01:18 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: joethedrummer

This water was already treated and still sits there getting pissed in by animals as it’s sent to homes to be drank and bathed in


46 posted on 04/19/2014 3:03:43 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: Michael.SF.

How`s this for yuk factor: There are cities that are using processed, filtered and treated waste water for drinking water, putting it right into the municipal water supply.


47 posted on 04/19/2014 3:06:36 PM PDT by nomad
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To: nomad

Name one.


48 posted on 04/19/2014 3:18:37 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: nomad

Water cannot be directly pumped in the the city Water system without purification it has to be treated before injected into the City pipeline or water storage tank!
The whole thing is bogus! Treated waste water from a facility is 99% pure when it is released back into streams or the ground water table from the treatment process! All you have to see is PORTLAND and know why this was done!


49 posted on 04/19/2014 3:25:12 PM PDT by DocJhn
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To: GeronL

Take it to the mods then.


50 posted on 04/19/2014 3:25:19 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (I never thought anyone could make Jimmy Carter look good in comparison.)
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To: Michael.SF.

Do flocks of birds not fly over the same reservoir?


51 posted on 04/19/2014 3:28:53 PM PDT by fso301
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To: Cyber Liberty

http://www.4utah.com/story/some-us-cities-considering-treated-waste-water-for/d/story/qLJXXCUsPUasjrlNKlTq_w


52 posted on 04/19/2014 3:31:32 PM PDT by nomad
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To: Cyber Liberty
Not "directly", but Orange County Water district pumps treated WW into the aquifer where it migrates to wells to be pumped out and further treated. It remains in the ground for several years and thus is considered to be acceptable to the public.

Truth is, treated WW is safe to drink, just not acceptable to the public.

53 posted on 04/19/2014 3:34:46 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (I never thought anyone could make Jimmy Carter look good in comparison.)
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To: DocJhn

If you read what I said; “processed, filtered and treated waste water”, not raw untreated waste water. But do they remove the urea and other waste products, pharmaceuticals, heavy metals, household chemicals...

And to be point on, this is being proposed in cities around the country.


54 posted on 04/19/2014 3:41:45 PM PDT by nomad
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To: Michael.SF.

What about the critters, fish, birds??? Oregon is a unique state (that’s not necessarily a good thing).


55 posted on 04/19/2014 3:46:52 PM PDT by JimSEA
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To: nomad

All I said was no water can sit in a reservoir and not be treated before ingested into the public water system!
The Water Authority of any city has to meet National, State, and Local standards!


56 posted on 04/19/2014 3:50:16 PM PDT by DocJhn
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To: SkyDancer

There is actually a five step process to treating water for many cities before it comes out your faucet to drink. I can’t believe the water in the reservoir goes directly to people’s homes.


57 posted on 04/19/2014 3:51:23 PM PDT by driftless2
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To: joethedrummer
And we DO realize that these things put the water through PURIFICATION systems before piping them into homes, right

nope, they have already cleaned the water and store it in OPEN pond type facilities....pathetic...

58 posted on 04/19/2014 3:51:44 PM PDT by terycarl (common sense prevails over all else)
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To: DocJhn

Well of course. I don`t know how they plan to do it but they`re floating the ideas now.


59 posted on 04/19/2014 3:56:32 PM PDT by nomad
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To: Jonty30
He should be forced to pay for the costs of having done this.

Oh, what a ridiculous statement.

People have peed all over -- everywhere -- since time began. Yes, it's coarse and not something to encourage.

But you suggest that this kid should pay for the idiocy of bureaucrats who have gone almost insane over something most of us would laugh about.

Sit down and think about it for a minute. Really.

60 posted on 04/19/2014 5:08:13 PM PDT by BfloGuy ( Even the opponents of Socialism are dominated by socialist ideas.)
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