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Mystery of Pregnant Camel With no Mate
The Telegraph ^
| 17 Apr 2014
Posted on 04/18/2014 3:44:22 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
oh...already birthed....
Spoiled my punchline....
Displaced Hump....
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posted on
04/18/2014 3:45:40 PM PDT
by
G Larry
(There's the Beef!)
To: nickcarraway
the things ya see when ya aint got a washtub
To: G Larry
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posted on
04/18/2014 3:46:36 PM PDT
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: nickcarraway
Oh, this thread is gonna be good.
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posted on
04/18/2014 3:52:33 PM PDT
by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: nickcarraway
Look at Doris, the mother camel. To me, she looks like a Llama or a Mountain Goat. I didn’t know Camels could be long haired like this one. The zoo is lucky, that Doris accepts her calf and doesn’t ignore or try to harm him. The mother also allows the zookeeper to be present and move about within close proximity of ‘Sugar Dumpling’. O.K. Doris, out with it, who (or what) is your Baby Daddy? Maybe I should call Maury Povich.
To: nickcarraway
Well, we have alpacas - they are camelids - they have an average 344-day gestation period. We test for pregnancies, but you are never really 100% sure until you see “nose and toes” of a new baby arriving. So I can see where they purchased a camel and got the bonus afterwards...
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posted on
04/18/2014 3:54:49 PM PDT
by
mrs. a
(It's a short life but a merry one...)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
04/18/2014 3:55:12 PM PDT
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
04/18/2014 3:55:28 PM PDT
by
chemicalman
(The more support I see,the harder I want to work,and the more determined I am not to let folks down.)
To: lee martell
It’s not a zoo, it’s a shop.
To: nickcarraway
Don’t tell me....let me guess...this happened on a Wednesday.
To: lee martell
Camels have become a somewhat popular animal for the “gentlemen farmers” here in Vermont. They seem to do pretty well through the winters here.
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posted on
04/18/2014 3:57:30 PM PDT
by
Straight Vermonter
(Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
To: nickcarraway
Joe Camel always looked like a sneaky dude. I will bet he snuck in and humped her.
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posted on
04/18/2014 4:00:28 PM PDT
by
amnestynone
(Lindsey Graham is a feckless, duplicitous, treacherous, double dealing backstabbing corksucker.)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
04/18/2014 4:04:45 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: nickcarraway
I did post a pic of moe-ham-head and a camel a while back. The all mighty and supreme mods warned me NOT to do that again!
;)
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posted on
04/18/2014 4:06:51 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
(Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
To: nickcarraway
Q: Why are camels called “ships of the desert”?
A: Because they’re full of Arab semen.
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posted on
04/18/2014 4:07:00 PM PDT
by
zipper
(In Their Heart Of Hearts, Every Democrat Is A Communist.)
To: lee martell
Doris is a Bactrian camel, (Two humps). They are the Gobi desert version, where they need the extra fur. (The baby has the start of his/her/it's two humps.}
A common mistake. The question is who the immigrant was that was thrilled that a girl from Back Home was near by.
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posted on
04/18/2014 4:07:25 PM PDT
by
jonascord
(Laeti vescimur nos subacturis)
To: dynachrome
Moe-Ham-Head you say? That’s what I call Industrial Strength “Pyro-glyphics”.
To: nickcarraway
The owners of a farm shop and tea shop were puzzled to find one of their two camels was giving birth on Thursday as both camels are female. And...?
Blasphemers!
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posted on
04/18/2014 4:11:46 PM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
To: Ezekiel
Obviously, one is transgendered and is actually a female trapped in a male’s body - since he/she feels female normally, he/she must have lost control at some point. Alcohol may have been involved.
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posted on
04/18/2014 4:22:22 PM PDT
by
AbnSarge
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