[Ezekiel]

The owners of a farm shop and tea shop were puzzled to find one of their two camels was giving birth on Thursday – as both camels are female.

And...?

Blasphemers!

[AbnSarge]

Obviously, one is transgendered and is actually a female trapped in a male’s body - since he/she feels female normally, he/she must have lost control at some point. Alcohol may have been involved.