To: nickcarraway
oh...already birthed....
Spoiled my punchline....
Displaced Hump....
2 posted on
04/18/2014 3:45:40 PM PDT by
G Larry
(There's the Beef!)
To: nickcarraway
the things ya see when ya aint got a washtub
To: nickcarraway
Oh, this thread is gonna be good.
5 posted on
04/18/2014 3:52:33 PM PDT by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: nickcarraway
Look at Doris, the mother camel. To me, she looks like a Llama or a Mountain Goat. I didn’t know Camels could be long haired like this one. The zoo is lucky, that Doris accepts her calf and doesn’t ignore or try to harm him. The mother also allows the zookeeper to be present and move about within close proximity of ‘Sugar Dumpling’. O.K. Doris, out with it, who (or what) is your Baby Daddy? Maybe I should call Maury Povich.
To: nickcarraway
Well, we have alpacas - they are camelids - they have an average 344-day gestation period. We test for pregnancies, but you are never really 100% sure until you see “nose and toes” of a new baby arriving. So I can see where they purchased a camel and got the bonus afterwards...
7 posted on
04/18/2014 3:54:49 PM PDT by
mrs. a
(It's a short life but a merry one...)
To: nickcarraway
8 posted on
04/18/2014 3:55:12 PM PDT by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: nickcarraway
9 posted on
04/18/2014 3:55:28 PM PDT by
chemicalman
(The more support I see,the harder I want to work,and the more determined I am not to let folks down.)
To: nickcarraway
Don’t tell me....let me guess...this happened on a Wednesday.
To: nickcarraway
Joe Camel always looked like a sneaky dude. I will bet he snuck in and humped her.
13 posted on
04/18/2014 4:00:28 PM PDT by
amnestynone
(Lindsey Graham is a feckless, duplicitous, treacherous, double dealing backstabbing corksucker.)
To: nickcarraway
14 posted on
04/18/2014 4:04:45 PM PDT by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: nickcarraway
I did post a pic of moe-ham-head and a camel a while back. The all mighty and supreme mods warned me NOT to do that again!
;)
15 posted on
04/18/2014 4:06:51 PM PDT by
dynachrome
(Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
To: nickcarraway
Q: Why are camels called “ships of the desert”?
A: Because they’re full of Arab semen.
16 posted on
04/18/2014 4:07:00 PM PDT by
zipper
(In Their Heart Of Hearts, Every Democrat Is A Communist.)
To: nickcarraway
The owners of a farm shop and tea shop were puzzled to find one of their two camels was giving birth on Thursday – as both camels are female. And...?
Blasphemers!
19 posted on
04/18/2014 4:11:46 PM PDT by
Ezekiel
(All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
To: nickcarraway
Solution: Have the local police take DNA swabs from all the local male Muslims. The mystery of the pregnant camel will be revealed, and then slap the new father with a paternity suit.
To: nickcarraway
Hmmm..I wonder what Doris the Camel been storing in that hump of hers..;)
22 posted on
04/18/2014 4:34:00 PM PDT by
tophat9000
(Are we headed to a Cracker Slacker War?)
To: nickcarraway
Was bent-willie clintoon anywhere near?
24 posted on
04/18/2014 4:48:45 PM PDT by
hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
To: nickcarraway
Obviously, Delilah knew how to use a turkey baster. /s
25 posted on
04/18/2014 4:49:27 PM PDT by
Qiviut
(Obama: A Caesar at home & a Chamberlain abroad, dividing the country & uniting the world against us.)
To: nickcarraway
This just in:
Mohammed .........
28 posted on
04/18/2014 6:00:21 PM PDT by
Jed Eckert
(Wolverines!!)
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