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What Names are left for Chelsea's Baby?
Fertile mind | 04/17/14 | Self

Posted on 04/17/2014 7:48:38 PM PDT by Yaelle

Poor Chelsea. There aren't many untainted names left for her to name her baby. I think if it's a boy, she will be left with more options. For a girl, there are just so many names that dredge up bad memories.

Monica is obviously out. Jennifer, no matter the spelling, simply wouldn't be appropriate. Barbra, Markie, Elizabeth, none of these appropriate. Cute baby names like Dolly or Sally won't even work. What about the great classics, like Kathleen, Linda, or Deborah? Very much out. Paula? Don't even think about it. Even some of the more ethnic and unusual names like Huma would draw scrutiny.

So, maybe Chelsea will have a boy. Lots of choices there. She will need to stay away from Vincent. Ron would be a poor choice. James, Victor, Paul, and Ed wouldn't be right. Al or George? I think there would be family objections. Barry, Kevin, Jeff, and Keith bring back too many bad memories.

It's just going to be difficult for the poor new mom.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: baby; chelsea; chelseaclinton; hillary; howdydoody; marcmezvinsky; moron; ugly; uglymoron; x42
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To: Yaelle

Kang and Kodos


61 posted on 04/17/2014 8:37:26 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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To: Yaelle

I think she would like “Moloch” for a boy and Jezebel for a girl.


62 posted on 04/17/2014 8:38:09 PM PDT by yarddog (Romans 8: verses 38 and 39. "For I am persuaded".)
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To: Yaelle

Monica or Webster are two logical choices.


63 posted on 04/17/2014 8:41:57 PM PDT by Professional Engineer (No $#@t there I was...)
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To: Yaelle
Izzy.

That way, when (s)he has gender identity issues, her parents can say that it depends on what Izzy is.

-PJ

64 posted on 04/17/2014 8:42:03 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: Psalm 73

Hitlery keeps a cold office due to “the change” perhaps?

Just a guess.


65 posted on 04/17/2014 8:43:51 PM PDT by Professional Engineer (No $#@t there I was...)
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To: Professional Engineer

Cam Ram Baby


66 posted on 04/17/2014 8:45:18 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: kingattax
is hellary even referring to this as a “baby” ?

I think I heard the term "smolt" used on the alphabet channel news tonight.

67 posted on 04/17/2014 9:04:22 PM PDT by llevrok (F the government)
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To: murron

Bingo. Why isn’t there any flap about this? Look at Web and Chelsea side by side-it’s undeniable.


68 posted on 04/17/2014 9:12:53 PM PDT by Spok ("What're you going to believe-me or your own eyes?" -Marx (Groucho))
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

Both of them have their “high beams” on.


69 posted on 04/17/2014 9:14:00 PM PDT by HotHunt
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To: Yaelle

You guys have no imagination...

MYRTLE...rhymes with YERTEL as in the TURTLE.

And, there’s DOLORES and MULVA of course...

What about POLLY? Like, a Cracker!

Hilliary isn’t going to run. She has the perfect solution, I’d rather be a grandma than President, she’ll say...and, of course she will continue to speak out on important topics of our time, for a fee of course.

The Klintoon grifters don’t need the WH again, they just want money and the fame now.


70 posted on 04/17/2014 9:21:57 PM PDT by GRRRRR (He'll NEVER be my President, FUBO! Treason is the Reason! Impeach the Kenyan)
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To: GRRRRR

sorry ‘bout all the “of courses”, I’ll use “as well” instead.


71 posted on 04/17/2014 9:23:22 PM PDT by GRRRRR (He'll NEVER be my President, FUBO! Treason is the Reason! Impeach the Kenyan)
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To: Yaelle

How about Moon Beam?


72 posted on 04/17/2014 9:28:52 PM PDT by logic101.net (How many more children must die on the altar of gun control?)
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To: Yaelle
tuber...baster...donor "D"

73 posted on 04/17/2014 9:29:43 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. Cattlegate..0'Caligula / 0'Reid? ;-)
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To: Yaelle

Here’s a few possibilities for the spawn of Chelsea...

Abaddon - (Hebrew) The Destroyer
Adramalech - Samarian devil
Ahpuch - Mayan devil
Ahriman - Mazdean devil
Angra Mainyu - Zoroasterism synonym for devil
Apollyon - Greek synonym for Abaddon.
Asmodeus - Hebrew devil of sensuality and luxury, originally “creature of judgment”
Azazel - Taught man to make weapons of war (Hebrew)
Baalberith - Canaanite Lord of the covenant who was later made a devil
Balaam - Hebrew devil of avarice and greed
Baphomet - Worshipped by the Templars (by accusation) as symbolic of Satan
Beelzebub - Lord of the Flies, taken from the symbolism of the scarab (Hebrew)
Behemoth - Hebrew personification of Lucifer in the form of an elephant or hippopotamus
Beherit - Syriac name for Satan
Chemosh - National god of Moabites, later a devil
Cimeries - Rides a black horse and rules Africa
Dagon - Philistine avenging devil of the sea
Demogorgon - a name so terrible as to not be known to mortals
Diabolous - “Flowing downwards” (Greek)
Dracula - Romanian name for son of the devil or dragon, which would also denote a “devilish” name—Romanian isn’t too clear on which meaning, if not both, is correct.
Euronymous - Greek Prince of Death (a misspelling, correct spelling Eurynomos)
Gorgo - dim. of Demogorgon, see above
Guayota - guanche devil
Haborym - Hebrew synonym for Satan
Iblis - Synonym for Shaitan
Leviathan - Hebrew personification of Lucifer in the form of a great sea reptile (usually it represents the Antichrist; the beast of the sea)
Lilith - Hebrew female devil, Adam’s first wife who taught him lust
Loki - Teutonic devil
Mammon - Aramaic god of wealth and profit
Marduk - god of the city of Babylon
Mastema - Hebrew synonym for Satan
Melek Taus - Yezidi devil
Mephistopheles - he who shuns the light, q.v. Faust (Greek)
Milcom - Ammonite devil
Moloch - Phoenician and Canaanite devil
Mormo - King of the Ghouls, consort of Hecate (Greek)
Naamah - Hebrew female devil of seduction
Nihasa - American Indian devil
O-Yama - Japanese name for lord of death
Pwcca - one of the myriad of fairy (faerie) folk
Saitan - Enochian equivalent of Satan
Samael - “Venom of God” (Hebrew)
Samnu - Central Asian devil
Sedit - American Indian devil
Shaitan - Arabic name for Satan
T’an-mo - Chinese counterpart to the devil, covetousness, desire
Tchort - Russian name for Satan, “black god”
Tunrida - Scandinavian female devil
Typhon - Greek personification of devil
Yama - The lord of death in Hinduism
Yen-lo-Wang - Chinese ruler of Hell


74 posted on 04/17/2014 9:33:16 PM PDT by Kozak ("It may be dangerous to be America's enemy, but to be America's friend is fatal" Henry Kissinger)
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To: Yaelle

SoHo? TriBeCa? The Lower East Side?


75 posted on 04/17/2014 9:42:53 PM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: 9YearLurker

I think MOONBAT would be great...


76 posted on 04/17/2014 9:51:05 PM PDT by silverkor
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To: Yaelle

Prop


77 posted on 04/17/2014 9:55:57 PM PDT by VRWCarea51
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To: Yaelle

Spot?


78 posted on 04/17/2014 10:03:05 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

I think Hillary is reacting to Natalies very piqued titilation.


79 posted on 04/17/2014 10:08:19 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: silverkor

How about Campaign Prop?


80 posted on 04/17/2014 10:11:27 PM PDT by 9YearLurker
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