What Names are left for Chelsea's Baby?

Fertile mind | 04/17/14 | Self

[Yaelle]

Poor Chelsea. There aren't many untainted names left for her to name her baby. I think if it's a boy, she will be left with more options. For a girl, there are just so many names that dredge up bad memories.

Monica is obviously out. Jennifer, no matter the spelling, simply wouldn't be appropriate. Barbra, Markie, Elizabeth, none of these appropriate. Cute baby names like Dolly or Sally won't even work. What about the great classics, like Kathleen, Linda, or Deborah? Very much out. Paula? Don't even think about it. Even some of the more ethnic and unusual names like Huma would draw scrutiny.

So, maybe Chelsea will have a boy. Lots of choices there. She will need to stay away from Vincent. Ron would be a poor choice. James, Victor, Paul, and Ed wouldn't be right. Al or George? I think there would be family objections. Barry, Kevin, Jeff, and Keith bring back too many bad memories.

It's just going to be difficult for the poor new mom.

[kingattax]

is hellary even referring to this as a “baby” ?

when the beast is in reproductive health mode, “baby” is a word she will NEVER use.

[Yaelle]

Gramps might like the name Huang.

[PubliusMM]

For a girl...Monica

For a boy...Webb

[Yaelle]

Exactly....

[Chode]

for female Monica of course...

[Gamecock]

7

[diverteach]

What difference does it make!

[Mears]

Portman was great in “Black Swan” but the movie was very dark and depressing.

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[Yaelle]

They can’t use 7! I was gonna use that! Soda would be a better choice.

[Yaelle]

Lol. Another name that would not work well: Benjamin. Granny doesn’t want to hear Ben- anything for at least two more years.

[mabarker1]

SPAWN

Gender neutral.

[House Atreides]

“Web” if a boy; “Pear” if a girl.

[dalereed]

Webb Jr!

[vetvetdoug]

Francis...the name could be that of a Revolutionary War hero, a beautiful woman or the mascot of the US Army.

[JPG]

Hillary may take up mountain climbing...she is enamored of the twin peaks.

[Smokin' Joe]

I dunno. What did Rosemary name the kid?

[Yaelle]

Cressy Pancetta. For Crusty Pantsuitia.

[Calvin Locke]

Reminds me of “Client 9”.

[logitech]

Taqqiya Shia?

Pour me another....

[Fungi]

Bingo. !!!!!!!