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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 04/11/2014 5:49:04 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

You’re probably already aware of the phrase, “kids say the darndest things.” Well, it is a saying for good reason. Our little proteges, whether they are toddlers or teens, are more aware and clever than most people give them credit for. Their growing minds are like sponges (with attitudes). So don’t be surprised if you ever discover how awesomely hilarious some children are.

You’re not convinced? Well, here’s 25 awesome examples.

1.) Simple, elegant and hilarious.

2.) Fair point.

3.) Well, he’s not wrong.

4.) Now THAT’S how you math.

5.) Touche.

6.) A+

7.) That teacher is heartless.

8.) I love the name “Tedison.”

9.) Well, that’s a little cynical.

10.) LOL.

11.) Close, kid, close.

12.) This is just brilliant.

13.) You have to respect his honesty.

14.) BURNNNNN!

15.) It’s not like this was completely wrong.

16.) … fair enough.

17.) Poor lil cells.

18.) Well, I certainly don’t know it!

19.) That kid is wise.

20.) It was a good try.

21.) So. True.

22.) This is the most epic win ever.

23.) It’s possible, right?

24.) Poor Warren.

25.) A for effort!



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; genious; ofst; silliness
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1 posted on 04/11/2014 5:49:04 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Woohoo!!


2 posted on 04/11/2014 5:49:30 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce

Top 10.., happy Friday.


3 posted on 04/11/2014 5:50:49 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz ("Heck of a reset there, Hillary")
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 10!


4 posted on 04/11/2014 5:51:18 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Best definition of a Liberal in awhile:

Groaner alert...

Did you hear about the locomotive that always did as it was told?

It was really well trained.


100% Guarantee? OOPS!


The latest bulletin from the language/spelling/grammar police:

The six contradictions of socialism in the United States of America:

1. America is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized.
2. Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are victims.
3. They think they are victims - yet their representatives run the government.
4. Their representatives run the government - yet the poor keep getting poorer.
5. The poor keep getting poorer - yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about.
6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about - yet they want America to be more like those other countries.

Think about it!

And that, my friends, pretty much sums up the USA in the 21st Century.



My Mother-law's coming... I had to clear out my half of the closet so she could have a place to hang upside down and sleep.

Paddy, the Irish Fireman, was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit to New York when he rounds a corner and there's a high rise building on fire. Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman, runs up to the building to see if he can help and notices people trapped five stories up.

Paddy yells to the people, "I'm Paddy Michael Fitzpatrick, an Irish Fire Fighter on holiday. I'm also a Rugby Union fullback! If you jump, I'll catch ya!"

One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her. Then a man sees that Paddy catches the woman and jumps. Sure enough, Paddy catches him as well.

Then President Obama jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk ..........

Paddy didn't even attempt to catch him.

Paddy looks up and yells, "Don't be throwin' down the burnt ones!!"

5 posted on 04/11/2014 5:52:06 AM PDT by upchuck (Support ABLE, the Anybody But Lindsey Effort. Yes, we are the ABLE!!)
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To: Lucky9teen

IBTP TGIF!!!!!!


6 posted on 04/11/2014 5:52:58 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

Take the blue pill, and go about your day as if nothing ever happened

Take the red pill, and I'll take you down the rabbit hole of


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7 posted on 04/11/2014 5:53:16 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

IBT—in before ten!

The movie: Blazing Saddles


8 posted on 04/11/2014 5:55:38 AM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: upchuck

9 posted on 04/11/2014 5:56:16 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

10? Couldn’t find post 1 quickly


10 posted on 04/11/2014 5:57:39 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Lucky9teen

The employees know that the customers can’t read cursives.


11 posted on 04/11/2014 5:58:34 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: Lucky9teen

Well it’s obvious what we have to do. Fire the teachers and give their salaries to these workers.


12 posted on 04/11/2014 6:01:25 AM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Movies I have seen more than 3 times:

Some Like It Hot
The Producers(Original)
The Blues Brothers
The Russians Are Coming
The Ten Commandments
Ben Hur
The legend of 1900
The African Queen
Casablanca
The Wizard of Oz
Jesus of Nazareth (Whole Series)
Moby Dick(Original)

(Most of the above I can RECITE from beginning to end! LOL!)


13 posted on 04/11/2014 6:05:17 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Lucky9teen

14 posted on 04/11/2014 6:07:55 AM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: Lucky9teen

LOL!! Oh, that’s a good one. Prolly written by a manager, too. :)


15 posted on 04/11/2014 6:14:30 AM PDT by upchuck (Support ABLE, the Anybody But Lindsey Effort. Yes, we are the ABLE!!)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

Much needed silliness.......Happy Friday all....


16 posted on 04/11/2014 6:20:14 AM PDT by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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To: Lucky9teen

So many movies I cannot list. I have a wall unit full of DVD’s, including 74 of the 80 movies made by Humphrey Bogart.


17 posted on 04/11/2014 6:20:22 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top whatever!

And I can name a few movies I’ve seen three or more times - Star Wars Ep. IV, Empire Strikes Back, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Blazing Saddles, the entire “Dollars Trilogy”...


18 posted on 04/11/2014 6:21:48 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Sperm Bank Nurses


19 posted on 04/11/2014 6:21:53 AM PDT by Doctor 2Brains
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To: Yorlik803

They recently instituted tolls on the tunnels here in Norfolk, VA. I was going around the office getting laughs doing this line (in the spirit of Blazing Saddles):

“Anybody got an EZ Pass? Somebody’s gotta go back and get a sh*tload of EZ Passes!”


20 posted on 04/11/2014 6:23:06 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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