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Wild Turkey vs. UPS Driver (University of Minnesota Hospital)
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| 12/31/2013
| Snow Biggie
Posted on 01/02/2014 4:14:21 PM PST by Manic_Episode
Wild Turkey vs. UPS Driver
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
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To: Manic_Episode
Don’t take too much Wild Turkey at one time.
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posted on
01/02/2014 4:19:35 PM PST
by
Paladin2
To: Manic_Episode
That’s funny.
I had mean Muscovy ducks once.
They come up and grab you and start shaking your pants leg.
Then, you grab them by the neck and do a “Super Shake and Jerk!”
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posted on
01/02/2014 4:23:30 PM PST
by
right way right
(What's it gonna take? (guillotines?))
To: Manic_Episode
A grown man CONTROLLED by a little bird. Oh the shame....
To: Paladin2
I have a half dozen of them living in my backyard. They are not like a pit bull, mountain lion or a charging rhino. They are a freakin bird, nothing to be afraid of.
To: Manic_Episode
So they dropped the surgeries they were doing to watch the turkey chase the FedEx guy? Obamacare strikes again!
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posted on
01/02/2014 4:25:19 PM PST
by
HerrBlucher
(Praise to the Lord the Almighty the King of Creation)
To: shelterguy
I have a half dozen of them living in my backyard.
Before or after Thanksgiving dinner?
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posted on
01/02/2014 4:28:59 PM PST
by
Hot Tabasco
(Miss Muffit suffered from arachnophobia.....)
To: Paladin2
“Don’t take too much Wild Turkey at one time.”
__________________________________________
With “Wild Turkey” being capitalized, that was my first thought.
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posted on
01/02/2014 4:30:35 PM PST
by
AlexW
To: Manic_Episode
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posted on
01/02/2014 4:40:22 PM PST
by
PGR88
To: Smellin Salt
Yeah, backing-up the whole time didn't help. That being said, I had a wild turkey refuse me entrance to my own house back when I lived out in the sticks.
I didn't let him, but they are frightening animals.
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posted on
01/02/2014 4:43:18 PM PST
by
1rudeboy
To: PGR88
He is a UPS driver. His truck is parked behind the Fed Ex truck.
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posted on
01/02/2014 4:58:16 PM PST
by
Manic_Episode
(Some days...it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps....)
To: PGR88
Nit picker. Laughing quitely.
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posted on
01/02/2014 5:12:16 PM PST
by
billhilly
(Has Pelosi read it yet?)
To: PGR88
Nit picker. Laughing quitely.
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posted on
01/02/2014 5:12:36 PM PST
by
billhilly
(Has Pelosi read it yet?)
To: Manic_Episode
The FedEx guy paid it in corn to harass the competition.
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posted on
01/02/2014 5:26:46 PM PST
by
Axenolith
(Government blows, and that which governs least, blows least...)
To: Manic_Episode
"It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe in Santa Claus — but it is still a profoundly morbid day for us working professionals. It is unsettling to know that one out of every twenty people you meet on Xmas will be dead this time next year... Some people can accept this, and some can't. That is why God made whiskey, and also why Wild Turkey comes in $300 shaped canisters during most of the Christmas season."
-- Hunter S. Thompson
To: PGR88
He’s in the brown UPS uniform and that’s a UPS truck he jumped into.
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posted on
01/02/2014 6:11:45 PM PST
by
muir_redwoods
(When I first read it, " Atlas Shrugged" was fiction)
To: PGR88
That’s what makes it worse. The bird ran him around the FEDEX truck and owned him at the same time.
To: Manic_Episode
Wild Turkey vs. UPS DriverDon't drink and drive . . . .
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posted on
01/02/2014 7:34:41 PM PST
by
Tanniker Smith
(Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
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