[Manic_Episode]

Wild Turkey vs. UPS Driver

[Paladin2]

Don’t take too much Wild Turkey at one time.

[right way right]

That’s funny.

I had mean Muscovy ducks once.

They come up and grab you and start shaking your pants leg.

Then, you grab them by the neck and do a “Super Shake and Jerk!”

[Smellin Salt]

A grown man CONTROLLED by a little bird. Oh the shame....

[HerrBlucher]

So they dropped the surgeries they were doing to watch the turkey chase the FedEx guy? Obamacare strikes again!

[PGR88]

UPS ? It’s a FedEx truck

[ClearCase_guy]

"It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe in Santa Claus — but it is still a profoundly morbid day for us working professionals. It is unsettling to know that one out of every twenty people you meet on Xmas will be dead this time next year... Some people can accept this, and some can't. That is why God made whiskey, and also why Wild Turkey comes in $300 shaped canisters during most of the Christmas season."
-- Hunter S. Thompson

[Tanniker Smith]

Wild Turkey vs. UPS Driver

Don't drink and drive . . . .