Midget Porn Heist Results In Burglary Charge

The Smoking Gun ^ | September 17, 2013

[Brad from Tennessee]

SEPTEMBER 17--A New Mexico man has been indicted for a mobile home burglary that netted him an assortment of midget pornography DVDs, police report.

In addition to the normal haul associated with a burglary, Seanez and his 17-year-old accomplice also made off with “multiple DVD’s relating to Midget Pornography,” according to a criminal complaint.

After Seanez reportedly confessed to stealing items form the mobile home, Dona Ana County Sheriff’s Office deputies executed a search warrant that resulted in the recovery of the dwarf porn DVDs and other stolen goods. . .

[Billthedrill]

This is just one of those headlines you know you're going to regret clicking on but you just can't resist.

Midget porn. It's always exciting to encounter a new literary genre.

[TurboZamboni]

I was thinking the perp was Robert Reichhhhhhhhhh.

[bigbob]

it was described as “an incredibly small” porn heist...

[Iron head mike]

Think little of it.

[Alex Murphy]

Not mentioned in the article is that the collection was stored on minidisks....

[Darksheare]

I just..uh..what the.

[NFHale]

Danny Bonaduce and Bridget The Midget...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rjYuScrchc

There’s also one radio show he did where he talked about “doing some midget broad” he met at a David Lee Roth party, and he was getting it on with her in a playground swing at 3am in a really bad neighborhood... and he suddenly looked at her chubby hands on the swing chains, freaked, and ran off with his pants dropping around his ankles...

I almost drove off the road when I heard that story, I was laughing so hard...

[Veggie Todd]

The cops tossed his house?

Haha. I got that one!

[GladesGuru]

“The Court dismisses this charge because it is a textbook example of a ‘de minimus’ charge.

So ruled.

GET OUT OF MY COURT!”

[Hoodat]

So there really is such a thing as midget porn? I always joke at work about streaming it on my company computer. Guess I need to stop.

Stop joking that is, not stop streaming.

Not that I'm streaming it. I was just joking about streaming it. Really.

[Slings and Arrows]

In pornography, there are no small parts.

[wildbill]

New Mexico gives short shrift to midget porn addicts, but they’ll probably get a very short sentence.

[Cyber Liberty]

I’m surprised Bonaduce doesn’t talk much about prostitutes in Phoenix.

[NFHale]

I miss his show. He used to be on a local FM station out here in PA before it went to all sports talk...

Funnier than hell... more than once I spewed my morning coffee in the car while driving and listening to his antics.

[a fool in paradise]

It's illegal to hoist a midget?

[ColdOne]

In pornography, there are no small parts. LOL!!!!

[Darksheare]

Just as long as he is not deployed as a weapon.

[Ezekiel]

Midget Pornography<<<

Starring Snow White?

All the dwarves are Happy.

[Slings and Arrows]

...there is, however, very stiff competition.

[B4Ranch]

I had no idea there was such a thing as Midget Pornography. I just Googled and there’s tons of it. It must be a moneymaker.