[Slings and Arrows]

"Whatever I'm drinking, give me another - it's working."

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[Slings and Arrows]

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[South40]

None of the humans took any notice:

They probably thought it was Moochele.

[TexasRepublic]

This sounds like the opening for a really lame joke.

“So a bear walks into a bar...”

[HiTech RedNeck]

Not being able to look at Youtubes from where I am, I’d guess he walked into an empty room that did not have any doors open to the inside. Still, that’s no way to treat a bear; they should have asked if he wanted a beer.

[Red_Devil 232]

I did not see any customers.

[mountainlion]

Last year a bear got inside the Chocolate factory and ate some chocolate. Estes Park is going downhill.

[GeronL]

The service was pretty bad I guess.

[Lazamataz]

Bear Walks into a Bar, Is Ignored by Humans, Leaves

...where's the punch line?

[AndyTheBear]

If no human took notice...them uhm, who wrote this story?

[Jonah Hex]

Bear walks into a bar, demands a double boilermaker. Bartender asks "So, have a bad day?"

Bear growls "Grisly."

[bigbob]

Did he eat shoots first?

[elkfersupper]

That's actually the best thing to do when a bear strolls in.

Same thing with cougars (both kinds).

[1rudeboy]

So a bear, an illegal alien, a Muslim, and a Marxist walk in to bar.

Bartender says, "what will you have, Mr. Bear?"

The bear replies, "vodka and cranberry."

Then the bartender asks, "how about you, Mr. President?"

[NotYourAverageDhimmi]

This is hardly special. A bear walks into a bar everyday in San Francisco.

bear

[tumblindice]

An old bear at the Estes Park zoo
Could always find something to do;
..When it bored him to go
..On a walk to and fro,
He’d about face and walk fro and to.

[TigersEye]

A bear and her two cubs broke into a house here a couple of weeks ago.

Bears Break-In To Estes Park Home

The mama grabbed my dog by the throat. I reacted by screaming and waving my arms. She exited through the small casement window which she had broken when entering. The cubs ran the opposite direction into the powder room. I quickly shut the door to the powder room, grabbed a phone, closed the dogs in my bedroom, held the entrance window shut (since it was broken), and phoned 911.

When the police/sheriff/Park personnel peeked into the bathroom, both cubs were sitting in the sink!

[CopperTop]

Judge Roy Bean’s “Watch Bear” reincarnate? d;^D

[a fool in paradise]

JESSE JACKSON HOLDS PRESSER - Asks "Was this a Black Bear that was denied service?"

[Daffynition]

One of these days Alice Jessie...to the moon!