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Bear Walks into a Bar, Is Ignored by Humans, Leaves
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| July 31, 2013
| John Farrier
Posted on 08/01/2013 3:00:38 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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posted on
08/01/2013 3:02:39 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
None of the humans took any notice:They probably thought it was Moochele.
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posted on
08/01/2013 3:06:17 PM PDT
by
South40
To: Slings and Arrows
This sounds like the opening for a really lame joke.
“So a bear walks into a bar...”
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posted on
08/01/2013 3:08:10 PM PDT
by
TexasRepublic
(Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
To: Slings and Arrows
Not being able to look at Youtubes from where I am, I’d guess he walked into an empty room that did not have any doors open to the inside. Still, that’s no way to treat a bear; they should have asked if he wanted a beer.
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posted on
08/01/2013 3:10:10 PM PDT
by
HiTech RedNeck
(Whatever promise that God has made, in Jesus it is yes. See my page.)
To: TexasRepublic
So a bear walks into a bar...He says "I'll have...a beer."
The bartender replies "Why the big paws?"
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posted on
08/01/2013 3:10:13 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: HiTech RedNeck
Nope, he walked into the main bar. You’re right, though: The service was un-bear-able.
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posted on
08/01/2013 3:11:41 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I did not see any customers.
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posted on
08/01/2013 3:12:18 PM PDT
by
Red_Devil 232
(VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Last year a bear got inside the Chocolate factory and ate some chocolate. Estes Park is going downhill.
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posted on
08/01/2013 3:12:29 PM PDT
by
mountainlion
(Live well for those that did not make it back.)
To: Slings and Arrows
The service was pretty bad I guess.
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posted on
08/01/2013 3:12:35 PM PDT
by
GeronL
To: mountainlion
Authorities are trying to find out of it’s the same bear, according to the video.
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posted on
08/01/2013 3:13:37 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: GeronL
See post #7 - I’m not going to make a joke that bad twice.
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posted on
08/01/2013 3:14:13 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I shared it once on Facebook, that should be enough. lol
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posted on
08/01/2013 3:15:32 PM PDT
by
GeronL
To: Slings and Arrows
Bear Walks into a Bar, Is Ignored by Humans, Leaves...where's the punch line?
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posted on
08/01/2013 3:17:46 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: All
An atheist was walking through the woods.
What majestic trees!
What powerful rivers!
What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him..
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.
He tripped & fell on the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out,
Oh my God!
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I dont exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.
Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?
Am I to count you as a believer?
The atheist looked directly into the light, It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?
Very well, said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.
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posted on
08/01/2013 3:18:12 PM PDT
by
musicman
(Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
To: Slings and Arrows
If no human took notice...them uhm, who wrote this story?
To: Slings and Arrows
Bear walks into a bar, demands a double boilermaker. Bartender asks "So, have a bad day?"
Bear growls "Grisly."
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posted on
08/01/2013 3:19:10 PM PDT
by
Jonah Hex
("To Serve Manatee" is a cookbook!)
To: Lazamataz
“...with these prices, I’m not surprised!”
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posted on
08/01/2013 3:24:24 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: AndyTheBear
If no human took notice...them uhm, who wrote this story?Schroedinger's Cat.
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posted on
08/01/2013 3:24:57 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Did he eat shoots first?
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posted on
08/01/2013 3:25:56 PM PDT
by
bigbob
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