Half-naked woman shows up at news conference at SC statehouse (Yes, there's a pic)

WSOC ^ | 04/17/2013

[Responsibility2nd]

COLUMBIA, S.C. — People on hand for a news conference at the South Carolina statehouse got quite a surprise after a woman showed up half-naked.

The incident was caught on camera.

Officials were in Columbia to promote the state’s zero tolerance litter campaign when the woman walked up wearing a bra, underwear and shoes.

Officers quickly took the 42-year-old woman into custody.

She is charged with disorderly conduct.

There is still no word on the reason behind her half-naked frolic.

[Windcatcher]

I keep an antidote handy for threads like this.

http://www.cutekorean.net

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

You seemed to have missed the distinction between the prepositions “with” and “without”.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Nice, but now I’m having visions of bloody knees.

[Old Sarge]

[capydick]

There is still no word on the reason behind her half-naked frolic.

Her behind had no reason to frolic naked.....

[Responsibility2nd]

She must have just left Walmar . . .

How'd you know that? You must have read this....

Naked woman causes disturbance at Walmart in Shippensburg
 

A naked woman who caused several hundred dollars worth of damage at a Walmart in Shippensburg is facing charges.  It happened on March 31 at the Walmart located along the 100 block of South Conestoga Drive.

Jessica Lynn Weitkamp, 28, of Shippensburg, is accused of damaging items while  she walked through the store naked.  State police say Weitkamp also yelled at employees while she strolled through the aisles.

She was taken into custody while walking away from the scene.

Weitkamp caused approximately $346 dollars in damage inside the store, state police said.

She is charged with indecent exposure, open lewdness

Read more: http://fox43.com/2013/04/16/naked-woman-causes-distrubance-at-walmart-in-shippensburg/#ixzz2QkcTUDl3

[Old Sarge]

Here's a little help...

[Marcella]

“She” looks like an almost bald heavy duty tackle on football team. Surely glad they fuzzed the picture.

[sodpoodle]

Ready to dispute that she was HALF naked - since she had all her naughty bits covered.

However, because there are about 300 pounds of flesh visible - she clearly is 2/3rds nekkid.

[exist]

Not as hot as I would have hoped.

[Huskrrrr]

[latina4dubya]

Baby Got Back!

baby got backS!

[Huskrrrr]

Are you sure those aren’t man boobs?

[Responsibility2nd]

Yeah, 63 degrees is kinda cool. But the caption on the pic says it will get up to 83. That’s not too hot either, but....

Oh wait. You meant that half-nekkid thang?

Yeah. Definitely not hot.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

I don’t think I want to see the other half.

[ssaftler]

She was in a rush to get her Obama-phone, I guess.

[Bon mots]

Obama voters should be forced to wear burkhas.

[Elsiejay]

“This thread is worthless with pictures.”

A vacuous assertion of dubious validity, in this instance.

[mc5cents]

OMG!

And I was about to sit down to eat. WHERE WAS THE ALERT!??

[njslim]

Even beer googles could not cure that.........