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PETA: Naked chicken corpses aren't sexy
The Weekly Times ^ | 02/07/2013

Posted on 02/07/2013 8:11:01 AM PST by Responsibility2nd

ANIMAL welfare extremists want to ban the display of naked chickens in supermarkets.

They also protest against pictures of raw chickens in ads, The Weekly Times reports.

The American founder of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, president Ingrid Newkirk, criticised a newspaper for running a picture of a raw chicken.

"We don't want to see any chickens on display, but instead want them to live natural, happy lives with their families.

"Sexily displaying the corpse of a chicken who has been bred to grow so big, so quickly, that many collapse under their own weight, is just additionally offensive."

Other supporters expressed disgust at the sight of plucked chickens in supermarkets.

A PETA spokesman said the organisation wants everyone to go vegan.



TOPICS: Agriculture; Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: peta; sexychicken
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1 posted on 02/07/2013 8:11:12 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd

We all know liberalism is a mental disorder. But how messed up in the head does one have to be when they see naked chickens as sexy?

Ahhhh, PETA. Gotta love ‘em.


2 posted on 02/07/2013 8:13:26 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Neither are PETA members.


3 posted on 02/07/2013 8:14:35 AM PST by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
We don't want to see any chickens on display, but instead want them to live natural, happy lives with their families.

Some moron doesn't have a clue about "chicken families". Chickens are brutal.
4 posted on 02/07/2013 8:14:43 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Naked chicken corpses aren't sexy

But they ARE tasty.

5 posted on 02/07/2013 8:15:12 AM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Seeing a succulent chicken has never given me a hard on.

chicken corpses aren't sexy,

6 posted on 02/07/2013 8:15:12 AM PST by DManA
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To: cripplecreek

Some farmers put “glasses” on them to keep them from pecking each others’ eyes out.


7 posted on 02/07/2013 8:16:41 AM PST by DManA
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To: Responsibility2nd

What about Lady Gaga’s meat dress?

Did PETA protest that?


8 posted on 02/07/2013 8:18:04 AM PST by Uncle Miltie (Of the government, by the government, and for the government.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

These people are literally insane whack-jobs


9 posted on 02/07/2013 8:19:08 AM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Responsibility2nd
I don't know about that


10 posted on 02/07/2013 8:19:35 AM PST by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: Responsibility2nd
...at the sight of plucked chickens in supermarkets.

Oh, my!

11 posted on 02/07/2013 8:19:58 AM PST by onedoug
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To: Responsibility2nd

“Sexily displaying the corpse of a chicken who has been bred to grow so big, so quickly, that many collapse under their own weight, is just additionally offensive.”

I’m not even sure I know what that is supposed to mean..........


12 posted on 02/07/2013 8:19:58 AM PST by V_TWIN (obama=where there's smoke, there's mirrors)
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To: DManA

New regulation coming soon:
Nakid chickin can be displayed only with swim suits on!


13 posted on 02/07/2013 8:21:28 AM PST by Leo Carpathian (FReeeeepisssssed)
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To: Responsibility2nd

“Naked chicken corpses aren’t sexy”

Is there a Victoria’s Secret for chickens? Maybe “Chicken With a Little Dressing”? “Chicken With Lots of Skin Showing”? Oh My!


14 posted on 02/07/2013 8:22:12 AM PST by count-your-change (you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Ergo, living feathered chickens make PETA members horny...

Some sick motherpluckers I’ll tell you.


15 posted on 02/07/2013 8:22:12 AM PST by fattigermaster
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To: Responsibility2nd

Dear PETA,

I realize you haven’t had a date in 17 years.

However, however I don’t need or want a date with a chicken. I want to consume it, cooked with other tasty food.

Chickensoup


16 posted on 02/07/2013 8:23:31 AM PST by Chickensoup (200 million unarmed people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
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To: KosmicKitty; Lazamataz

A THREESOME! Nice breasts, finger-lickin’ good, etc. I’d hit ‘em and give the leftovers to Laz.


17 posted on 02/07/2013 8:23:46 AM PST by Mich Patriot (PITCH BLACK is the new "transparent")
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To: Mich Patriot

And don’t forget about those succulent thighs...


18 posted on 02/07/2013 8:26:11 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers ("I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free." - Mike Muir)
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To: Responsibility2nd

19 posted on 02/07/2013 8:27:10 AM PST by Mich Patriot (PITCH BLACK is the new "transparent")
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To: KosmicKitty

Hey! Quit playing with your food.


20 posted on 02/07/2013 8:29:50 AM PST by DManA
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To: cripplecreek

I remember a few years ago making an offhand comment about picking up some lunch at KFC, to which one of my co-workers responded, “KFC is cruel to their chickens! They cut their beaks off!” Apparently she had no idea that chickens will kill and eat each other if you don’t tip their beaks.

From that day forward, I made it a point to tell her any time I was getting something to eat at “Kentucky Fried Cruelty.”


21 posted on 02/07/2013 8:30:13 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers ("I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free." - Mike Muir)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Naked chicken corpses aren't sexy

Neither is spinach. What's their point?

22 posted on 02/07/2013 8:31:45 AM PST by JustSayNoToNannies ("The Lord has removed His judgments against you" - Zep. 3:15)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I think pictures of Hot Dead Chicken showing the effects boiling in oil are sexy...


23 posted on 02/07/2013 8:31:58 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Responsibility2nd

“We don’t want to see any chickens on display, but instead want them to live natural, happy lives with their families. “Sexily displaying the corpse

What idiot thinks a chicken should live a happy life with it’s family?. And they think a naked chicken is sexy?

Now that’s some sick stuff,from a pack of chicken f-er pluckers.


24 posted on 02/07/2013 8:34:02 AM PST by Venturer
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To: Responsibility2nd

That bird needs a little hot sauce...http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Yn0ey0vePwI&vq=medium


25 posted on 02/07/2013 8:34:07 AM PST by csmusaret (I will give Obama credit for one thing- he is living proof that familiarity breeds contempt.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Idiot PETA, you have got to bread the chicken first, then it becomes sexy for my tongue.


26 posted on 02/07/2013 8:34:38 AM PST by GraceG
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To: DManA

It’s easier to simply de-beak them. The process is simple.

After they hatch, you press the upper beak against a red hotplate and burn off maybe 3/32 of the beak. The chick is then put in a box and you can see it immediately scratch at the burn for maybe 1 second, then they go on their way as if nothing had happened.

They need to be fed crumbled feed then as they cannot forage as they do not have the sharp upper beak to pick up seeds from the ground.

They can still peck at each other but do not inflict injury on each other.

Anyone who has seen a chicken with the back of it’s head or the back just above the tail torn open and a bloody mess will understand the purpose of de-beaking.


27 posted on 02/07/2013 8:35:44 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Click my name! See new paintings!)
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To: Responsibility2nd
This has to be the sickest article I've ever read.
Can you imagine the mental distress these misguided people feel when they go to the grocery store or restaurant?
Unfortunately these are the same people who are setting the standards for public school lunches and restaurants.
Something must be done to stop this asinine movement.
28 posted on 02/07/2013 8:39:38 AM PST by stars & stripes forever ((Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord!))
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To: Responsibility2nd

Naked chicken corpses aren’t sexy


But it pretty much depends on the marinade..
A well dressed chicken corpse smells so good...
while performing..


29 posted on 02/07/2013 8:43:02 AM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Better?

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30 posted on 02/07/2013 8:43:43 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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31 posted on 02/07/2013 8:44:39 AM PST by dfwgator
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What is it with these PETA freaks and chickens?

I bet I've read 1/2 dozen articles on FR in the past year or so about this very topic - some sort of wierd human-chicken interaction. These people ain't right in the head.

Having worked on a chicken farm as a teenager, I can attest to the fact that the birds have little to offer, besides being tasty when battered and deep-fried.

32 posted on 02/07/2013 8:48:43 AM PST by wbill
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To: Responsibility2nd

Leave it to PETA to see something like that or imagine something like that. The whole org. is sick.


33 posted on 02/07/2013 8:49:28 AM PST by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

They are correct.
So in order to save them from this shame of nakedness, I throw them on the BBQ and cover them with BBQ sauce.


34 posted on 02/07/2013 8:56:05 AM PST by svcw (Why is one cell on another planet considered life, and in the womb it is not.)
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To: wbill

Back when I was a kid we lived in the country. There was one year when Dad had about twenty or thirty chickens, and one day he slaughtered them all at one clip. One got away from him after he cut its head off; I still remember watching it run around the yard and my mom screaming her head off.

I was probably about nine when this happened, and it was years before I would eat chicken again.


35 posted on 02/07/2013 8:56:55 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers ("I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free." - Mike Muir)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Hey PETA!


36 posted on 02/07/2013 8:57:49 AM PST by VeniVidiVici (Obama's vision - No Job is a Good Job)
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What do you mean, “Nekkid chickens aren’t sexy???”

I go to bed every night with lurid dreams of nekkid chickens dancing on bars and swaying on poles....


37 posted on 02/07/2013 8:58:41 AM PST by Boonie
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To: Responsibility2nd
My guess is that Ingrid blows a circuit every time MTV or VH1 plays Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer," with the dancing chickens!

Mark

38 posted on 02/07/2013 8:59:31 AM PST by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: Responsibility2nd
This is right next to my old Marilyn Monroe poster in the workshop.


39 posted on 02/07/2013 9:02:26 AM PST by Oatka (This is America. Assimilate or evaporate.)
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40 posted on 02/07/2013 9:05:30 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Naked PETA protesters aren’t pretty either.


41 posted on 02/07/2013 9:05:30 AM PST by John Freeman
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
If memory serves, there were 14,000 in the upper barn and 28,000 in the lower barn. Among other pleasantries, I used to need to "pick" the dead ones. Fun. But, what the heck, at 12 or 13 I didn't know any better. (The horror! I worked..for money!....before I was 'of age'!!!)

My next door neighbor used to raise Guinea Hens. They were so stupid that they'd fly up on the woodpile and not know how to get down. Guy used to knock them off with a broom so that they'd not starve to death. True story.

42 posted on 02/07/2013 9:05:47 AM PST by wbill
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To: Responsibility2nd
Naked! With a nice tan!


44 posted on 02/07/2013 9:16:42 AM PST by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
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To: KosmicKitty

What a hoot!!! LOL


45 posted on 02/07/2013 9:17:04 AM PST by Conservative4Ever (I'm going Galt)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Oh dear God, they are into bondage too. LOL


46 posted on 02/07/2013 9:23:21 AM PST by Conservative4Ever (I'm going Galt)
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To: Responsibility2nd
I don't want to have sex with a chicken, I EAT them!

Thinking of PETA reminds me of a joke.

Why did the pervert cross the road?

You will have to figure the answer out.Because if I give the punch line I would get kicked off here.

47 posted on 02/07/2013 9:26:50 AM PST by painter (Obamahood,"Steal from the working people and give to the worthless.")
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To: dfwgator

Kids in the hall was a bizarre show but I loved the chicken lady.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXrAczfl3bs


48 posted on 02/07/2013 9:38:28 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=l2LBICPEK6w

Is It Local? - Portlandia on IFC - Colin the chicken.


49 posted on 02/07/2013 9:40:34 AM PST by procrustes (You make Free Republic look bad!)
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To: cripplecreek

These are my two favorite KITH sketches

Bad Doctor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pbKRc-0mSs

But I didn’t worry about it, because I figured “how far can you coast on charm?”
Pretty far actually.


50 posted on 02/07/2013 9:43:47 AM PST by dfwgator
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