PETA: Naked chicken corpses aren't sexy

The Weekly Times ^ | 02/07/2013

[skinkinthegrass]

the chick(en)s, out for a walk?

[texas_mrs]

Just ask this guy about his family life.

[Fast Moving Angel]

asphyxiate the avian

You almost owed me a new keyboard. LMAO

[Responsibility2nd]

I *wondered* when a choke the chiken joke was gonna show up.

Thanks.

[Fast Moving Angel]

Agreed. And I’m going to have to remember this — a more polite way of stating the same thing. (Thanks, AF!)

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Hell, they ain’t so hot with their clothes ON!

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

We can also thank the Victorians for the word “dressing” as it relates to bread and other food items packed into the cavity of a bird.

Because there is no rude connotation to the phrase “get dressed”. :)

[elcid1970]

The piano legs in Victorian parlors were draped in velvet skirts so there wouldn’t be naked legs in the house.

Books in the bookcase had to be segregated; male authors on one shelf, female authors on the other.

The bovine “bull” was strictly verboten; it was referred to as a `male cow’, `gentleman cow’, or `cow critter”.

I go back far enough to have heard an old geezer complain, “Where were girls in miniskirts when _I_ needed them!?”

[painter]

To asphyxiate the avian that had previously transgressed the carriageway?

I like that answer.Actually it involves a certain member being stuck in the chicken.