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Obama's Stupid "Pit Bulls are Delicious" joke...

Posted on 04/30/2012 5:08:21 AM PDT by discipler

Pit Bull is Delicious, Obama tells stupid joke that the difference between a hockey mom and a Pit Bull is that the dog is delicious....

President Obama tells a joke that is just plain tasteless and nonsensical. Who writes this stuff for him! Obama: "What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?" "A pit bull is delicious." First off, I doubt that a pit bull is delicious meat. To say it's "delicious" is probably a stretch unless you have no taste....hmmm. But the second part is the inclusion of the "hockey mom". It's nonsense. How is a hockey mom delicious or not delicious. Has he eaten hockey mom? Is is a metaphor for something negative about hockey moms? Did he just slam hockey moms? The President is so interested in trying to deflect the story from his own book that he recalled eating dog when he was young. So now he's yucking up jokes that are tasteless and pure nonsense. Good grief. Photo is the smile he flashed immediately after telling the "joke". Michelle photo is her looking at him like "I'm going to brain him when I get him alone."


TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals; Society
KEYWORDS: animalcruelty; barkobama; bho44; comedy; dogeater; dopeydems; hockeymom; obama; pitbulls
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1 posted on 04/30/2012 5:08:23 AM PDT by discipler
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To: discipler

2 posted on 04/30/2012 5:10:20 AM PDT by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: Travis McGee

He is The One. Everyone thinks everything The One says is a) brilliant; b) funny; c) witty; d) all of the above.


3 posted on 04/30/2012 5:20:24 AM PDT by Jerrybob
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To: discipler

In 2008, Rev. Wright said blacks should not sing “God Bless America” but “God damn America.”

Each day, Obama is proof that perhaps we have been damned.


4 posted on 04/30/2012 5:27:43 AM PDT by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
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To: discipler

I learned a new word that is absolutely great!

Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc’-Ra-cy) - A system of government where the

least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing,

and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves

or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the

confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.


5 posted on 04/30/2012 5:28:01 AM PDT by SwatTeam
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To: discipler
The joke was not (IMHO) and attack on Palin as some have suggested. I mean, your supposed to think "well a hockey mom and a pit bull are really really tough so how are they different" and then he surprises you with the line about how yummy dogs are. That's how it's supposed to work, a non sequitor that makes light of some recent buzz.

But there is a problem. The subject is bizarre and distasteful to most Americans. Eating dogs is not considered a light or joking matter. In the US, eating dogs is quasi taboo. He wrote about it in his book so he can't disown it, but he really shouldn't call attention to it, that's not going to ingratiate him to anyone. Once again, IMHO. Your mileage may vary.

6 posted on 04/30/2012 5:28:57 AM PDT by pepsi_junkie (Who is John Galt?)
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To: discipler

Yucking up jokes that are tasteless and pure nonsense.

The man-child hasn’t grown up any in the last three years.


7 posted on 04/30/2012 5:29:31 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: Travis McGee
So according to this cannibal, Palin would not be delicious? We are making a comparison to pit bull meat, are we not? The president is tasteless in all endeavors.
8 posted on 04/30/2012 5:31:25 AM PDT by Jumper
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To: discipler
How is a hockey mom delicious or not delicious. Has (anyone) eaten hockey mom?

As a Minnesotan, I must plead guilty - and I am far from alone.

Again, my apologies ladies for my crassness.

9 posted on 04/30/2012 5:32:57 AM PDT by Aevery_Freeman (Typed using <FONT STYLE=SARCASM> unless otherwise noted)
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To: pepsi_junkie

Excellent point....if you had done the coaching for the President, he might have pulled it off...but as he told it, it just sucked.


10 posted on 04/30/2012 5:33:12 AM PDT by discipler (How's that 'hope and change' working for 'ya? - RL)
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To: SwatTeam
I learned a new phrase thanks to the Obama pResidency;

Affirmative Actrocity

The disastrous end result of installing a minority into a position they are completely unqualified to hold for the sake of perceived social "justice".

11 posted on 04/30/2012 5:35:57 AM PDT by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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To: discipler

I think this was just so out there and shouldn’t have gone “there” with that one.


12 posted on 04/30/2012 5:36:32 AM PDT by Qwackertoo (Gingrich/West 2012)
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To: discipler

“How is a hockey mom delicious or not delicious. Has he eaten hockey mom?”

I see banishment in that one. LMAO


13 posted on 04/30/2012 5:38:00 AM PDT by Venturer
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To: discipler

14 posted on 04/30/2012 5:39:27 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Government is the religion of the sociopath.)
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To: discipler

Maybe I’m just slow this morning, but—tastelessness aside—I just plain don’t get the joke. Maybe his teleprompter has a sloppy autocorrect feature?


15 posted on 04/30/2012 5:43:19 AM PDT by Méabh
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To: discipler

Not only is Obama abhorrent and reprehensible... he’s also damn weird.

Good going, America, for putting this freak in office.


16 posted on 04/30/2012 5:43:58 AM PDT by ScottinVA ( Buying Drain-O requires photo I.D... so should voting!)
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To: pepsi_junkie

Thanks for the explanation. In retrospect, it seems obvious. But for me, when I heard “hockey mom,” that converted immediately to Sarah Palin. Then the joke became Sarah Palin vs. a pit bull, and incomprehensible.


17 posted on 04/30/2012 5:44:02 AM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas (Viva Christo Rey!)
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To: discipler

May not have been a joke. Kenyans had cannibals in their culture too, didn’t they?


18 posted on 04/30/2012 5:50:40 AM PDT by Quickgun (Second Amendment. The only one you can put your hands on.)
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To: discipler

My GOd! That woman is ugly! Wow!


19 posted on 04/30/2012 5:52:07 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: pepsi_junkie
I thought much the same as you with the addendum that the dog joke was indicative of a very sophomoric sense of humor, more what I would expect from a high school or college student than from a 50 year-old man.

There is no adult in control in this administration, The manchild is surrounded by self-obsessed, elitist, young liberals. They think like college kids, they act like college kids, and they have demonstrated all the leadership and acumen of . . . college kids.
20 posted on 04/30/2012 5:53:37 AM PDT by Sudetenland (Anybody but Obama!!!!)
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To: liberalh8ter

Another good one.
Fr should publish a dictionary. Lots of super smart people post on here.
I learn more everytime I visit.


21 posted on 04/30/2012 5:53:56 AM PDT by SwatTeam
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To: St_Thomas_Aquinas
But for me, when I heard “hockey mom,” that converted immediately to Sarah Palin.

Oh, I think that was the intent. If you were a lefty you were supposed to think "oh boy, he's going to zing Sarah Palin now!" and if you were on the right you were supposed to go "oh here they go again with the tired Sarah Palin abuse" then the surprise is he makes a crack about eating the dog. Whoa, didn't see that coming, wow, how funny! Hah hah hah. That's the way the script went. Trouble is, dog eating is one of the few issues left and right are pretty much in synch with, we all agree it's weird and unpleasant.

22 posted on 04/30/2012 6:00:07 AM PDT by pepsi_junkie (Who is John Galt?)
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To: pepsi_junkie

The joke is a play on Palin’s ‘08 acceptance speech, when she described herself as a hockey mom and then asked and answered what the difference was between a hockey mom and a pit bull—lipstick.

It was clearly a shot at Palin, but the original post misses the point by saying it was nonsensical—it was a turnaround of a well-known Palin quip.


23 posted on 04/30/2012 6:02:15 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: SwatTeam
Thanks....I'm thinking of making it into a T- shirt. Obama’s famous red and blue campaign picture and the phrase “Affirmative Actrocity” beneath it.
24 posted on 04/30/2012 6:03:36 AM PDT by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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To: St_Thomas_Aquinas

He was directing it at Sarah Palin. The comments he makes just before the hockey mom/pitbull joke referenced Palin on the today show.


25 posted on 04/30/2012 6:03:49 AM PDT by Double Tap
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To: St_Thomas_Aquinas

Of course it was a play on Palin’s well-known line, given that she also described herself as a hockey mom—which is how it is also dig against her.

I don’t think it’s particularly funny, but it isn’t nonsensical.


26 posted on 04/30/2012 6:08:14 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: discipler

The difference is there’s an off chance he might nibble on the pit and live to tell about it.


27 posted on 04/30/2012 6:11:19 AM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
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28 posted on 04/30/2012 6:14:45 AM PDT by baddog 219
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To: discipler

The joke is less about cannibalism and more of a double extender, aimed at the folks who find the teabag jokes humorous. Just more vulgarity from a vulgar man.


29 posted on 04/30/2012 6:15:23 AM PDT by Burkean (.)
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To: 9YearLurker
It was clearly a shot at Palin, but the original post misses the point by saying it was nonsensical—it was a turnaround of a well-known Palin quip.

There was no shot at Palin. The setup was intended to make you expect a shot at Palin but then the target of the joke turned out to be Obama and the dog. He was poking fun at himself, not Palin. Now some things aren't funny and so it was a poor choice but there are plenty of things Obama does to get me irate, implying a joke about Palin was coming but then making it about himself isn't one of them.

On the other hand, maybe the point (as some contend) really was a slam that Sarah Palin isn't delicious, whatever that means. I don't think so. But whatever, I'm probably wrong (I am about most things, just ask my wife)

30 posted on 04/30/2012 6:17:14 AM PDT by pepsi_junkie (Who is John Galt?)
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To: All

According to Larry Sinclair, Obama would find “hockey dads”
quite tasty........


31 posted on 04/30/2012 6:21:11 AM PDT by Boonie
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To: liberalh8ter; SwatTeam
ineptocracy and Affirmative Actrocity

Excellent word/phrase coinage by both of you! I'm going to "spread the word" about each of them.

32 posted on 04/30/2012 6:21:34 AM PDT by arasina (So there.)
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To: Travis McGee
The ignorant are usually classless, and regardless of how many "degrees" this clown is supposed to have - we'll never know for sure - he's still ignorant and classless.


33 posted on 04/30/2012 6:25:48 AM PDT by FrankR
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To: Aevery_Freeman

I predict that your FReepmail inbox is suddenly gonna get very full.

;]


34 posted on 04/30/2012 6:26:48 AM PDT by Salamander (Hey blood brother, you're one of our own. You're as sharp as a razor and as hard as a stone.)
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To: arasina

Thank you :)


35 posted on 04/30/2012 6:27:00 AM PDT by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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36 posted on 04/30/2012 6:27:39 AM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun-free zones are playgrounds for felons)
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To: 9YearLurker; pepsionice
The joke is a play on Palin’s ‘08 acceptance speech, when she described herself as a hockey mom and then asked and answered what the difference was between a hockey mom and a pit bull—lipstick.

It was clearly a shot at Palin, but the original post misses the point by saying it was nonsensical—it was a turnaround of a well-known Palin quip.

Actually the funny part is how much The Won continues to fear Sarah Palin almost four years later. He's such a wuss!

37 posted on 04/30/2012 6:28:27 AM PDT by arasina (So there.)
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To: 9YearLurker

Hence the problem with the joke: not having a problem with the punchline, he thought it a clever & funny spin on another joke ... but the audience found the punchline so offensive they never noticed the reference.


38 posted on 04/30/2012 6:29:39 AM PDT by ctdonath2 ($1 meals: http://abuckaplate.blogspot.com/)
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To: SwatTeam

You’ll like another word then:

Polypragmonocracy - Government of/by busybodies.


39 posted on 04/30/2012 6:32:12 AM PDT by ctdonath2 ($1 meals: http://abuckaplate.blogspot.com/)
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To: pepsi_junkie
But there is a problem. The subject is bizarre and distasteful to most Americans. Eating dogs is not considered a light or joking matter. In the US, eating dogs is quasi taboo. He wrote about it in his book so he can't disown it, but he really shouldn't call attention to it, that's not going to ingratiate him to anyone.

Even Michael Vick did not find it funny.

40 posted on 04/30/2012 6:35:47 AM PDT by Go Gordon (President Poverty - President Downgrade - President Food Stamp - President Pantywaist - B. H. Obama)
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To: RichInOC; arbooz
Hmmmm...lends a whole new meaning to the phrase....


41 posted on 04/30/2012 6:38:21 AM PDT by Salamander (Hey blood brother, you're one of our own. You're as sharp as a razor and as hard as a stone.)
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To: Salamander
Hey Bark Obama, I will give you a little bite;


42 posted on 04/30/2012 6:48:25 AM PDT by FreeAtlanta (Liberty and Justice for ALL)
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To: Go Gordon

Obama is strange, and very off-putting.
We watched the video of him firing the “Marshmallow Gun” with the child who created it.
As we watched Obama speak too loudly, and move with jerky, clumsy body language, my teen sons remarked that Obama acted like the lonely kid nobody liked... trying too hard and socially awkward.
And he is running our country. With great results,might I add.


43 posted on 04/30/2012 6:50:00 AM PDT by baileybat
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To: SwatTeam
See also:

kakistocracy -- government by the worst.

44 posted on 04/30/2012 6:51:30 AM PDT by Cincinatus (Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
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To: FreeAtlanta

Nobody wants food that bites back.

:)


45 posted on 04/30/2012 6:57:06 AM PDT by Salamander (Hey blood brother, you're one of our own. You're as sharp as a razor and as hard as a stone.)
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To: Cincinatus

Is there such a thing as “Idiocracy”?

If there wasn’t, there is now.


46 posted on 04/30/2012 6:58:46 AM PDT by Salamander (Hey blood brother, you're one of our own. You're as sharp as a razor and as hard as a stone.)
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To: discipler

Okay, who is going to write the “Obama Cookbook?” Imagine such culinary delights as:

Dog meat in lard sauce.

Roasted primate bush meat thin sliced on a bed of arugula.

Long pig with Sotoro sauce.


47 posted on 04/30/2012 7:00:38 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: pepsi_junkie

It’s both—a slam at Palin and a jab at himself meant to defang the dog issue, no pun intended.


48 posted on 04/30/2012 7:01:38 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: discipler

Seeing what Obama is married too I am totally convinced this was actually a bestiality fantasy on his part.... or maybe an actual recall of one of his sexual conquest....


49 posted on 04/30/2012 7:02:10 AM PDT by Breto (The Establishment party is killing our country)
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To: arasina

I’m not sure, but is she the only actual pol who dared to venture into the dog meat issue directly?


50 posted on 04/30/2012 7:02:40 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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