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Obama's Stupid "Pit Bulls are Delicious" joke...
Posted on 04/30/2012 5:08:21 AM PDT by discipler
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posted on
04/30/2012 5:08:23 AM PDT
by
discipler
To: discipler
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posted on
04/30/2012 5:10:20 AM PDT
by
Travis McGee
(www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
To: Travis McGee
He is The One. Everyone thinks everything The One says is a) brilliant; b) funny; c) witty; d) all of the above.
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posted on
04/30/2012 5:20:24 AM PDT
by
Jerrybob
To: discipler
In 2008, Rev. Wright said blacks should not sing “God Bless America” but “God damn America.”
Each day, Obama is proof that perhaps we have been damned.
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posted on
04/30/2012 5:27:43 AM PDT
by
King Moonracer
(Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
To: discipler
I learned a new word that is absolutely great!
Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc’-Ra-cy) - A system of government where the
least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing,
and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves
or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the
confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.
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posted on
04/30/2012 5:28:01 AM PDT
by
SwatTeam
To: discipler
The joke was not (IMHO) and attack on Palin as some have suggested. I mean, your supposed to think "well a hockey mom and a pit bull are really really tough so how are they different" and then he surprises you with the line about how yummy dogs are. That's how it's supposed to work, a non sequitor that makes light of some recent buzz.
But there is a problem. The subject is bizarre and distasteful to most Americans. Eating dogs is not considered a light or joking matter. In the US, eating dogs is quasi taboo. He wrote about it in his book so he can't disown it, but he really shouldn't call attention to it, that's not going to ingratiate him to anyone. Once again, IMHO. Your mileage may vary.
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posted on
04/30/2012 5:28:57 AM PDT
by
pepsi_junkie
(Who is John Galt?)
To: discipler
Yucking up jokes that are tasteless and pure nonsense.
The man-child hasn’t grown up any in the last three years.
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posted on
04/30/2012 5:29:31 AM PDT
by
Vaduz
To: Travis McGee
So according to this cannibal, Palin would not be delicious? We are making a comparison to pit bull meat, are we not? The president is tasteless in all endeavors.
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posted on
04/30/2012 5:31:25 AM PDT
by
Jumper
To: discipler
How is a hockey mom delicious or not delicious. Has (anyone) eaten hockey mom?As a Minnesotan, I must plead guilty - and I am far from alone.
Again, my apologies ladies for my crassness.
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posted on
04/30/2012 5:32:57 AM PDT
by
Aevery_Freeman
(Typed using <FONT STYLE=SARCASM> unless otherwise noted)
To: pepsi_junkie
Excellent point....if you had done the coaching for the President, he might have pulled it off...but as he told it, it just sucked.
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posted on
04/30/2012 5:33:12 AM PDT
by
discipler
(How's that 'hope and change' working for 'ya? - RL)
To: SwatTeam
I learned a new phrase thanks to the Obama pResidency;
Affirmative Actrocity
The disastrous end result of installing a minority into a position they are completely unqualified to hold for the sake of perceived social "justice".
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posted on
04/30/2012 5:35:57 AM PDT
by
liberalh8ter
(If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
To: discipler
I think this was just so out there and shouldn’t have gone “there” with that one.
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posted on
04/30/2012 5:36:32 AM PDT
by
Qwackertoo
(Gingrich/West 2012)
To: discipler
“How is a hockey mom delicious or not delicious. Has he eaten hockey mom?”
I see banishment in that one. LMAO
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posted on
04/30/2012 5:38:00 AM PDT
by
Venturer
To: discipler
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posted on
04/30/2012 5:39:27 AM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Government is the religion of the sociopath.)
To: discipler
Maybe I’m just slow this morning, but—tastelessness aside—I just plain don’t get the joke. Maybe his teleprompter has a sloppy autocorrect feature?
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posted on
04/30/2012 5:43:19 AM PDT
by
Méabh
To: discipler
Not only is Obama abhorrent and reprehensible... he’s also damn weird.
Good going, America, for putting this freak in office.
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posted on
04/30/2012 5:43:58 AM PDT
by
ScottinVA
( Buying Drain-O requires photo I.D... so should voting!)
To: pepsi_junkie
Thanks for the explanation. In retrospect, it seems obvious. But for me, when I heard “hockey mom,” that converted immediately to Sarah Palin. Then the joke became Sarah Palin vs. a pit bull, and incomprehensible.
To: discipler
May not have been a joke. Kenyans had cannibals in their culture too, didn’t they?
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posted on
04/30/2012 5:50:40 AM PDT
by
Quickgun
(Second Amendment. The only one you can put your hands on.)
To: discipler
My GOd! That woman is ugly! Wow!
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posted on
04/30/2012 5:52:07 AM PDT
by
laweeks
To: pepsi_junkie
I thought much the same as you with the addendum that the dog joke was indicative of a very sophomoric sense of humor, more what I would expect from a high school or college student than from a 50 year-old man.
There is no adult in control in this administration, The manchild is surrounded by self-obsessed, elitist, young liberals. They think like college kids, they act like college kids, and they have demonstrated all the leadership and acumen of . . . college kids.
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posted on
04/30/2012 5:53:37 AM PDT
by
Sudetenland
(Anybody but Obama!!!!)
To: liberalh8ter
Another good one.
Fr should publish a dictionary. Lots of super smart people post on here.
I learn more everytime I visit.
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posted on
04/30/2012 5:53:56 AM PDT
by
SwatTeam
To: St_Thomas_Aquinas
But for me, when I heard hockey mom, that converted immediately to Sarah Palin. Oh, I think that was the intent. If you were a lefty you were supposed to think "oh boy, he's going to zing Sarah Palin now!" and if you were on the right you were supposed to go "oh here they go again with the tired Sarah Palin abuse" then the surprise is he makes a crack about eating the dog. Whoa, didn't see that coming, wow, how funny! Hah hah hah. That's the way the script went. Trouble is, dog eating is one of the few issues left and right are pretty much in synch with, we all agree it's weird and unpleasant.
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posted on
04/30/2012 6:00:07 AM PDT
by
pepsi_junkie
(Who is John Galt?)
To: pepsi_junkie
The joke is a play on Palin’s ‘08 acceptance speech, when she described herself as a hockey mom and then asked and answered what the difference was between a hockey mom and a pit bull—lipstick.
It was clearly a shot at Palin, but the original post misses the point by saying it was nonsensical—it was a turnaround of a well-known Palin quip.
To: SwatTeam
Thanks....I'm thinking of making it into a T- shirt. Obama’s famous red and blue campaign picture and the phrase “Affirmative Actrocity” beneath it.
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posted on
04/30/2012 6:03:36 AM PDT
by
liberalh8ter
(If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
To: St_Thomas_Aquinas
He was directing it at Sarah Palin. The comments he makes just before the hockey mom/pitbull joke referenced Palin on the today show.
To: St_Thomas_Aquinas
Of course it was a play on Palin’s well-known line, given that she also described herself as a hockey mom—which is how it is also dig against her.
I don’t think it’s particularly funny, but it isn’t nonsensical.
To: discipler
The difference is there’s an off chance he might nibble on the pit and live to tell about it.
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posted on
04/30/2012 6:11:19 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
To: discipler
The joke is less about cannibalism and more of a double extender, aimed at the folks who find the teabag jokes humorous. Just more vulgarity from a vulgar man.
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posted on
04/30/2012 6:15:23 AM PDT
by
Burkean
(.)
To: 9YearLurker
It was clearly a shot at Palin, but the original post misses the point by saying it was nonsensicalit was a turnaround of a well-known Palin quip. There was no shot at Palin. The setup was intended to make you expect a shot at Palin but then the target of the joke turned out to be Obama and the dog. He was poking fun at himself, not Palin. Now some things aren't funny and so it was a poor choice but there are plenty of things Obama does to get me irate, implying a joke about Palin was coming but then making it about himself isn't one of them.
On the other hand, maybe the point (as some contend) really was a slam that Sarah Palin isn't delicious, whatever that means. I don't think so. But whatever, I'm probably wrong (I am about most things, just ask my wife)
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posted on
04/30/2012 6:17:14 AM PDT
by
pepsi_junkie
(Who is John Galt?)
To: All
According to Larry Sinclair, Obama would find “hockey dads”
quite tasty........
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posted on
04/30/2012 6:21:11 AM PDT
by
Boonie
To: liberalh8ter; SwatTeam
ineptocracy and
Affirmative Actrocity Excellent word/phrase coinage by both of you! I'm going to "spread the word" about each of them.
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posted on
04/30/2012 6:21:34 AM PDT
by
arasina
(So there.)
To: Travis McGee
The ignorant are usually classless, and regardless of how many "degrees" this clown is supposed to have - we'll never know for sure - he's still ignorant and classless.
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posted on
04/30/2012 6:25:48 AM PDT
by
FrankR
To: Aevery_Freeman
I predict that your FReepmail inbox is suddenly gonna get very full.
;]
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posted on
04/30/2012 6:26:48 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Hey blood brother, you're one of our own. You're as sharp as a razor and as hard as a stone.)
To: arasina
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posted on
04/30/2012 6:27:00 AM PDT
by
liberalh8ter
(If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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posted on
04/30/2012 6:27:39 AM PDT
by
deoetdoctrinae
(Gun-free zones are playgrounds for felons)
To: 9YearLurker; pepsionice
The joke is a play on Palins 08 acceptance speech, when she described herself as a hockey mom and then asked and answered what the difference was between a hockey mom and a pit bulllipstick. It was clearly a shot at Palin, but the original post misses the point by saying it was nonsensicalit was a turnaround of a well-known Palin quip.
Actually the funny part is how much The Won continues to fear Sarah Palin almost four years later. He's such a wuss!
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posted on
04/30/2012 6:28:27 AM PDT
by
arasina
(So there.)
To: 9YearLurker
Hence the problem with the joke: not having a problem with the punchline, he thought it a clever & funny spin on another joke ... but the audience found the punchline so offensive they never noticed the reference.
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posted on
04/30/2012 6:29:39 AM PDT
by
ctdonath2
($1 meals: http://abuckaplate.blogspot.com/)
To: SwatTeam
You’ll like another word then:
Polypragmonocracy - Government of/by busybodies.
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posted on
04/30/2012 6:32:12 AM PDT
by
ctdonath2
($1 meals: http://abuckaplate.blogspot.com/)
To: pepsi_junkie
But there is a problem. The subject is bizarre and distasteful to most Americans. Eating dogs is not considered a light or joking matter. In the US, eating dogs is quasi taboo. He wrote about it in his book so he can't disown it, but he really shouldn't call attention to it, that's not going to ingratiate him to anyone. Even Michael Vick did not find it funny.
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posted on
04/30/2012 6:35:47 AM PDT
by
Go Gordon
(President Poverty - President Downgrade - President Food Stamp - President Pantywaist - B. H. Obama)
To: RichInOC; arbooz
Hmmmm...lends a whole new meaning to the phrase....
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posted on
04/30/2012 6:38:21 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Hey blood brother, you're one of our own. You're as sharp as a razor and as hard as a stone.)
To: Salamander
Hey Bark Obama, I will give you a little bite;
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posted on
04/30/2012 6:48:25 AM PDT
by
FreeAtlanta
(Liberty and Justice for ALL)
To: Go Gordon
Obama is strange, and very off-putting.
We watched the video of him firing the “Marshmallow Gun” with the child who created it.
As we watched Obama speak too loudly, and move with jerky, clumsy body language, my teen sons remarked that Obama acted like the lonely kid nobody liked... trying too hard and socially awkward.
And he is running our country. With great results,might I add.
To: SwatTeam
See also:
kakistocracy -- government by the worst.
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posted on
04/30/2012 6:51:30 AM PDT
by
Cincinatus
(Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
To: FreeAtlanta
Nobody wants food that bites back.
:)
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posted on
04/30/2012 6:57:06 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Hey blood brother, you're one of our own. You're as sharp as a razor and as hard as a stone.)
To: Cincinatus
Is there such a thing as “Idiocracy”?
If there wasn’t, there is now.
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posted on
04/30/2012 6:58:46 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Hey blood brother, you're one of our own. You're as sharp as a razor and as hard as a stone.)
To: discipler
Okay, who is going to write the “Obama Cookbook?” Imagine such culinary delights as:
Dog meat in lard sauce.
Roasted primate bush meat thin sliced on a bed of arugula.
Long pig with Sotoro sauce.
To: pepsi_junkie
It’s both—a slam at Palin and a jab at himself meant to defang the dog issue, no pun intended.
To: discipler
Seeing what Obama is married too I am totally convinced this was actually a bestiality fantasy on his part.... or maybe an actual recall of one of his sexual conquest....
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posted on
04/30/2012 7:02:10 AM PDT
by
Breto
(The Establishment party is killing our country)
To: arasina
I’m not sure, but is she the only actual pol who dared to venture into the dog meat issue directly?
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