Caption Barry

[ArrogantBustard]

"If I sit on it for three weeks, will it hatch an airplane?"

[molson209]

I know it’s a foots ball

[crosshairs]

Now is this the nuclear football? Where’s the launch codes so that I can pass them on to the sworn enemies of the U.S.?

[Drill Thrawl]

Why is my name in silver? I signed an executive order that my name is to be written in gold.

[Lucky9teen]

18 Commander In Chiefs Championship? WTF is that?

[crosshairs]

Now is this the nuclear football? Where’s the launch codes so that I can pass them on to the OTHER sworn enemies of the U.S.?

My mistake. There. Fixed it.

[Fireone]

This is nicer than the one I received from the
Marine Corpse.

[novascotianative]

got any lube for this?

[Fireone]

If I had a son, he wouldn’t know what this is, either.

[crosshairs]

Barry: Uh, Why is all the lettering upside down?

Airman: Sir, you have to turn the football around.

[Zman516]

“Duhhh...what’s ‘AY EF’ mean?”

[liberalh8ter]

Why is the writing on the white side of the ball? Do you have something against the brown side? Why is the white side on top of the brown side? Are you making a statement about the white sides' superiority over the brown side?

[Rummyfan]

The Commander-in-Chief’s Trophy is awarded to the service academy that wins the football round-robin between Army-Navy-Air Force each year.

[crosshairs]

This isn't made out of pigskin, is it?

[molson209]

lets play touch football(wink)

[Drill Thrawl]

The Commander-in-Chief’s Trophy is awarded to the service academy that wins the football round-robin between Army-Navy-Air Force each year.

So does that mean Air Force when 2-9 last year? I keed, I keed.

[spokeshave]

FRom 0bambi's golf caddy (who just signed up on FR)....

Yeah....and that duffer thought he exploded a golf ball with his power drive.....

....he teed up on an addled duck egg.....snicker....

[mikrofon]

BHO: "I thought it was N-E-R-F..."

[null and void]

Is this pigskin? Ewwww!

[crosshairs]

You should really present this to Michelle. She’s a linebacker, you know. I’m just a ball boy.

[RexBeach]

“Back in Chicago, I used to be able to make these things disappear - just by staring them really, really hard.”

[noexcuses]

How much did that personalize ball cost we taxpayers?

[BerryDingle]

No, this is called football here in the U.S.

[frogjerk]

HA!

[SparkyBass]

“No, Mr. President, it is not, in fact, made from ‘pigskin’... you can touch it. It is Sharia-safe.”

[Noob1999]

“What’s the small print on this side? ‘Zero’s an asshole’
What does that mean??”

[Noob1999]

“What’s the small print on this side? ‘Zero’s an asshole’
What does that mean??”

[jimmyo57]

Airman: Do you think you can pass this Mr President?

Obama: If I can swallow it, I can pass it!

[blueunicorn6]

“Thank-you for the lovely potato. I’m sure I can make a hash out of it like I do everything else.”

[Zakeet]

So that's what a dog egg looks like ... tell the White House chef that
tomorrow I take mine over easy ... with a little arugula garnish.

[GnL]

“Look, it’s half white and half brown, just like me!”

[mykroar]

Winner.

[Berlin_Freeper]

“Americans play sports with these.”

[TangoLimaSierra]

So then, how do I get it out again??

So then, how do I get it out again??

[balls]

“How clever. From this angle it looks like my name is spelled “BARABK” OBAMA.”