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Caption Barry

Posted on 04/27/2012 12:02:49 PM PDT by crosshairs



TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: caption; vanity

1 posted on 04/27/2012 12:02:51 PM PDT by crosshairs
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To: crosshairs

"If I sit on it for three weeks, will it hatch an airplane?"

2 posted on 04/27/2012 12:06:07 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: crosshairs

I know it’s a foots ball


3 posted on 04/27/2012 12:06:20 PM PDT by molson209
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To: crosshairs

Now is this the nuclear football? Where’s the launch codes so that I can pass them on to the sworn enemies of the U.S.?


4 posted on 04/27/2012 12:07:58 PM PDT by crosshairs (As long as there is evil, "Coexist" is impossible.)
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To: crosshairs

Why is my name in silver? I signed an executive order that my name is to be written in gold.


5 posted on 04/27/2012 12:08:11 PM PDT by Drill Thrawl (The United States of America, a banana republic since 1913)
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To: crosshairs

18 Commander In Chiefs Championship? WTF is that?


6 posted on 04/27/2012 12:09:24 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: crosshairs
Now is this the nuclear football? Where’s the launch codes so that I can pass them on to the OTHER sworn enemies of the U.S.?

My mistake. There. Fixed it.
7 posted on 04/27/2012 12:09:29 PM PDT by crosshairs (As long as there is evil, "Coexist" is impossible.)
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To: crosshairs

This is nicer than the one I received from the
Marine Corpse.


8 posted on 04/27/2012 12:10:05 PM PDT by Fireone (Liberalism is a disease. (did I mention FUBO?))
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To: crosshairs

got any lube for this?


9 posted on 04/27/2012 12:10:19 PM PDT by novascotianative
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To: crosshairs

If I had a son, he wouldn’t know what this is, either.


10 posted on 04/27/2012 12:11:48 PM PDT by Fireone (Liberalism is a disease. (did I mention FUBO?))
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To: crosshairs


Barry: Uh, Why is all the lettering upside down?

Airman: Sir, you have to turn the football around.
11 posted on 04/27/2012 12:12:32 PM PDT by crosshairs (As long as there is evil, "Coexist" is impossible.)
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To: crosshairs

“Duhhh...what’s ‘AY EF’ mean?”


12 posted on 04/27/2012 12:13:44 PM PDT by Zman516
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To: ArrogantBustard

Why is the writing on the white side of the ball? Do you have something against the brown side? Why is the white side on top of the brown side? Are you making a statement about the white sides' superiority over the brown side?

13 posted on 04/27/2012 12:14:04 PM PDT by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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To: Lucky9teen

The Commander-in-Chief’s Trophy is awarded to the service academy that wins the football round-robin between Army-Navy-Air Force each year.


14 posted on 04/27/2012 12:15:05 PM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: crosshairs


This isn't made out of pigskin, is it?
15 posted on 04/27/2012 12:15:38 PM PDT by crosshairs (As long as there is evil, "Coexist" is impossible.)
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To: novascotianative

lets play touch football(wink)


16 posted on 04/27/2012 12:17:10 PM PDT by molson209
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To: Rummyfan
The Commander-in-Chief’s Trophy is awarded to the service academy that wins the football round-robin between Army-Navy-Air Force each year.

So does that mean Air Force when 2-9 last year? I keed, I keed.

17 posted on 04/27/2012 12:18:04 PM PDT by Drill Thrawl (The United States of America, a banana republic since 1913)
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To: Rummyfan
FRom 0bambi's golf caddy (who just signed up on FR)....

Yeah....and that duffer thought he exploded a golf ball with his power drive.....

....he teed up on an addled duck egg.....snicker....

18 posted on 04/27/2012 12:20:06 PM PDT by spokeshave (If Obama is Lenin....who is Trotsky and Stalin...?)
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To: crosshairs
BHO: "I thought it was N-E-R-F..."
19 posted on 04/27/2012 12:22:11 PM PDT by mikrofon (No typo, sir.)
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To: crosshairs

Is this pigskin? Ewwww!


20 posted on 04/27/2012 12:29:00 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1193 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: crosshairs

You should really present this to Michelle. She’s a linebacker, you know. I’m just a ball boy.


21 posted on 04/27/2012 12:35:41 PM PDT by crosshairs (As long as there is evil, "Coexist" is impossible.)
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To: crosshairs

“Back in Chicago, I used to be able to make these things disappear - just by staring them really, really hard.”


22 posted on 04/27/2012 12:39:19 PM PDT by RexBeach (Mr. Obama Can't Count.)
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To: crosshairs

How much did that personalize ball cost we taxpayers?


23 posted on 04/27/2012 12:49:05 PM PDT by noexcuses
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To: crosshairs

No, this is called football here in the U.S.


24 posted on 04/27/2012 12:50:35 PM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: crosshairs

HA!


25 posted on 04/27/2012 12:52:33 PM PDT by frogjerk (OBAMA NOV 2012 = HORSEMEAT)
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To: crosshairs

“No, Mr. President, it is not, in fact, made from ‘pigskin’... you can touch it. It is Sharia-safe.”


26 posted on 04/27/2012 12:53:12 PM PDT by SparkyBass
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To: crosshairs

“What’s the small print on this side? ‘Zero’s an asshole’
What does that mean??”


27 posted on 04/27/2012 12:53:24 PM PDT by Noob1999 (Loose Lips, Sink Ships)
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To: crosshairs

“What’s the small print on this side? ‘Zero’s an asshole’
What does that mean??”


28 posted on 04/27/2012 12:54:18 PM PDT by Noob1999 (Loose Lips, Sink Ships)
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To: crosshairs

Airman: Do you think you can pass this Mr President?

Obama: If I can swallow it, I can pass it!


29 posted on 04/27/2012 12:55:04 PM PDT by jimmyo57
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To: crosshairs

“Thank-you for the lovely potato. I’m sure I can make a hash out of it like I do everything else.”


30 posted on 04/27/2012 1:02:50 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: crosshairs

So that's what a dog egg looks like ... tell the White House chef that
tomorrow I take mine over easy ... with a little arugula garnish.

31 posted on 04/27/2012 1:20:00 PM PDT by Zakeet (Obama loves to wok dogs)
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To: crosshairs

“Look, it’s half white and half brown, just like me!”


32 posted on 04/27/2012 1:24:53 PM PDT by GnL
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To: GnL

Winner.


33 posted on 04/27/2012 1:28:34 PM PDT by mykroar (A vote for Romney IS a vote for Obama.)
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To: crosshairs

“Americans play sports with these.”


34 posted on 04/27/2012 1:57:01 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (BO Threat Stream: http://blogsofwar.com/threatstream/index_barack_obama.html)
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To: crosshairs

So then, how do I get it out again??


35 posted on 04/27/2012 3:07:02 PM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (To the left the truth looks like Right-Wing extremism.)
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To: crosshairs

“How clever. From this angle it looks like my name is spelled “BARABK” OBAMA.”


36 posted on 04/27/2012 7:47:29 PM PDT by balls (0 lies like a Muslim (Google "taqiyya"))
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