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1 posted on 04/27/2012 12:02:51 PM PDT by crosshairs
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"If I sit on it for three weeks, will it hatch an airplane?"

2 posted on 04/27/2012 12:06:07 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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I know it’s a foots ball


3 posted on 04/27/2012 12:06:20 PM PDT by molson209
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Now is this the nuclear football? Where’s the launch codes so that I can pass them on to the sworn enemies of the U.S.?


4 posted on 04/27/2012 12:07:58 PM PDT by crosshairs (As long as there is evil, "Coexist" is impossible.)
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Why is my name in silver? I signed an executive order that my name is to be written in gold.


5 posted on 04/27/2012 12:08:11 PM PDT by Drill Thrawl (The United States of America, a banana republic since 1913)
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18 Commander In Chiefs Championship? WTF is that?


6 posted on 04/27/2012 12:09:24 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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This is nicer than the one I received from the
Marine Corpse.


8 posted on 04/27/2012 12:10:05 PM PDT by Fireone (Liberalism is a disease. (did I mention FUBO?))
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got any lube for this?


9 posted on 04/27/2012 12:10:19 PM PDT by novascotianative
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If I had a son, he wouldn’t know what this is, either.


10 posted on 04/27/2012 12:11:48 PM PDT by Fireone (Liberalism is a disease. (did I mention FUBO?))
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Barry: Uh, Why is all the lettering upside down?

Airman: Sir, you have to turn the football around.
11 posted on 04/27/2012 12:12:32 PM PDT by crosshairs (As long as there is evil, "Coexist" is impossible.)
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“Duhhh...what’s ‘AY EF’ mean?”


12 posted on 04/27/2012 12:13:44 PM PDT by Zman516
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This isn't made out of pigskin, is it?
15 posted on 04/27/2012 12:15:38 PM PDT by crosshairs (As long as there is evil, "Coexist" is impossible.)
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BHO: "I thought it was N-E-R-F..."
19 posted on 04/27/2012 12:22:11 PM PDT by mikrofon (No typo, sir.)
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Is this pigskin? Ewwww!


20 posted on 04/27/2012 12:29:00 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1193 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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You should really present this to Michelle. She’s a linebacker, you know. I’m just a ball boy.


21 posted on 04/27/2012 12:35:41 PM PDT by crosshairs (As long as there is evil, "Coexist" is impossible.)
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“Back in Chicago, I used to be able to make these things disappear - just by staring them really, really hard.”


22 posted on 04/27/2012 12:39:19 PM PDT by RexBeach (Mr. Obama Can't Count.)
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How much did that personalize ball cost we taxpayers?


23 posted on 04/27/2012 12:49:05 PM PDT by noexcuses
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No, this is called football here in the U.S.


24 posted on 04/27/2012 12:50:35 PM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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“No, Mr. President, it is not, in fact, made from ‘pigskin’... you can touch it. It is Sharia-safe.”


26 posted on 04/27/2012 12:53:12 PM PDT by SparkyBass
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“What’s the small print on this side? ‘Zero’s an asshole’
What does that mean??”


27 posted on 04/27/2012 12:53:24 PM PDT by Noob1999 (Loose Lips, Sink Ships)
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“What’s the small print on this side? ‘Zero’s an asshole’
What does that mean??”


28 posted on 04/27/2012 12:54:18 PM PDT by Noob1999 (Loose Lips, Sink Ships)
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