You have the right to remain silent!
Radar would have also.
Or simply hitting the iceberg head-on.
This is funny stuff. Global warming could have prevented the last ice age too. But then what would we be warming from? The whole theory would be in shambles.
Jose, if you stop breathing you can reduce your carbon footprint.
Icicles are a result of melting.
Yep, that's Danny Bonaduce. ...Jose couldn't even knock him off his feet at this charity event.
Didn’t he get beaned a time or two?
I have heard that prolonged use of steroids will shrink the male genitalia. I guess that in Canseco’s case it also shrank his brain, which is probably located in the same place.
The HBO series 'Eastbound And Down' just has to be developing at least some of it's scripts from the life of this wackjob: Drugs, gun charges, rampant steroid abuse, costly divorces, home forclosures, aggravated battery against former wives and fans, losing custody battles, house arrests, constantly on probation, and comically dreadful celebrity publicity stunts like losing boxing matches to Danny Bonaduce from TV's 'The Partridge Family'. Then, as the ultimate disgrace, being rejected by the Dodgers in a walk-on tryout where he would have earned the MLB league minimum salary ... he finally ends up being kicked out of the AAA Mexican baseball league for refusing to submit to drug tests.
Jose Canseco, thanks for all the comedy you've given us over the years.
Gee, Jose’s a regular cornucopia of fun things to know and tell.
Jose, can you see?
Canseco’s heavy use of steroids and the smorgasbord of social diseases likely captured from canoodling M. Louise Ciccone have reduced his brain cell count below the point where he can any longer be considered rational.
To paraphrase Homer Simpson:
Roid heads - is there anything they don’t know?
...and steroids could’ve helped the lookouts’ eyesight.
steroids are hard on the brain
Or perhaps not.
The years before 1912 were characterized by mild winters in Europe and possibly the northern Atlantic and it was speculated that the (relative) warm temperatures increased the melting rate and activity of the calving glaciers on Greenland.
I still contend that 4 German submarines pushed the iceberg into the Titanic`s course.
Jose Canseco = Frozen Brain
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/c/cansejo01-pitch.shtml
But....!
:Sigh:
Never mind. The gentleman is too dense to understand what is wrong with his assertion.