Self-Centered Vanity Posts Inconvenience Me (Vanity)

April 9, 2012 | By Lazamataz

[Lazamataz]

Just this morning, RetSignMan posted this post apologizing for his self-centeredness over the years.

Does he know how much this inconveniences ME? My life was slightly impacted, negatively, by this post and I'm not seeing how it benefits me.

People have to think how will it affect LAZ before they post a selfish- and self-centered vanity post. Being self-centered is no excuse for failing to think about me: My life, my fortunes, my good luck, and the other things in my life.

Self-centeredness is a vile trait that I have eliminated in my life to benefit my path and my mental heath. I am a much better ME for having lost my self-centered focus on me. I am so damned cool now. I hope ANY of you can become ONE TENTH as enlighted as me.

To demonstrate how you have become a little more like ME, stop posting self-centered vanities.

(Here I am in meditation, to become a much better me)

[Lazamataz]

I’d hit that monkey butt.

[evets]

IBTZ

[DCBryan1]

Golden Girls

Yeah....I'd hit some of that too:

[trisham]

But no less believable, except I don’t think he weeps while watching “Golden Girls”.

[deoetdoctrinae]

TONIGHT WE DINE WITH LAZ!

[Lazamataz]

This is the song I always play when gazing at myself in the mirror.

Even my cat is smug.

[Navy Patriot]

Hey Laz, how you be? Haven't seen ya in a while.

[onyx]

Dining with LAZ at his SPARTAN TABLE
Sign-up Here!

[Lazamataz]

Hey Laz, how you be? Haven't seen ya in a while.

That's because I've learned the secret of invisibility.

[The Electrician]

Wasn't that the punch line of a famous Sci-Fi story (later made into a movie)?

"To serve Lazamataz"

 

[onyx]

Heat Wave and a GUY with a CAT!
You’re a MAN after TOL & DJ’s hearts!

[6ppc]

Sometimes, Laz reminds me of bill clintoon. ;)

Actually I think Laz was padawan master to BeezleBubba...just sayin'

[nutmeg]

[verga]

This is sad and pathetic at the same time, I had to explain your cartoon to my wife

[Lazamataz]

Oh yes, that's me. Just a big old loveable teddy bear.

[RockyMtnMan]

A most excellent post, good to see you you’ve still got it.

[SomeCallMeTim]

I have nothing to say, so here is a gif of Kate Upton dancing around.

Oh my.... that may be the GREATEST post of all time!

Laz would DEFINITELY hit it!

[Responsibility2nd]

Always ask yourself how being self-centered serves Lazamataz.

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I hear ya, man. I never post self centered vanities, but if I ever do, I’ll ask you first for permission and your input on just how my self centered vanity would benefit the Laz.

This is my entire Raison d’être. To act and do like Laz would act and do.

I see a pretty girl, and I immeidately ask - would Laz hit that?

[wizr]

Laz, egotism is a fault. You cannot be an egotist, because you have no faults! (grovel, grovel)

[Slings and Arrows]