Self-Centered Vanity Posts Inconvenience Me (Vanity)

April 9, 2012 | By Lazamataz

[abigailsmybaby]

[onyx]

[DCBryan1]

Woot! A non-zot, non-opus, 100+ thread vanity by a pre-millinium Freeper!

[onyx]

OOOOPS, sorry about the JackPot....LOL.
Wrong thread.

I’m so happy he calls you now and then!
True love.
:)

[central_va]

It is impossible for you to be the center of the universe. Because I am the center of the universe and the universe can have only one center.

[TheOldLady]

LOL! Thank you anyway, sweetie.

[TheThirdRuffian]

Perhaps you are Laz, but do not know it.

A ying, for a yang.

[Politicalmom]

I pictured you as more fashion-conscious. :p

[Politicalmom]

Is that WITH Laz, or ON Laz?

[Vendome]

LOL

[Lazamataz]

I pictured you as more fashion-conscious.

You should see my undies.

No seriously. You should see them.

[TexasRepublic]

“It is impossible for you to be the center of the universe. Because I am the center of the universe and the universe can have only one center.”

Uh-oh! This could get nasty.

[Politicalmom]

I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

[VRW Conspirator]

Disco is making a comeback. You heard it right here.

[Outlaw Woman]

This is the song I always play when gazing at myself in the mirror.

[Marcella]

So sorry I am late to this thread. I spent the day buying last minute items I need before TSHTF. I made a terrible error. I should have thought I was doing it for you, Laz., instead of me. With your looking in the mirror all day instead of preparing, I will have to save your butt (nice as it might be) when TSHTF.

[A.Hun]

[Lazamataz]

JUST the attitude I was trying to capture.

Well played, A.Hun.

Well played.

[Lazamataz]

I made a terrible error. I should have thought I was doing it for you, Laz., instead of me.

Heaven forfend!

[Lazamataz]

O, and PapaBear3625, I ain't mad at ya. Mildly annoyed that one day, but all my friends mildly annoy me from time to time.

Everything will be all better if you axe to be on the The Official Lazamataz Funny-But-Somewhat-Disturbing Ping List (27 Satisfied Customers!^TM)

[Lazamataz]

Disco is making a comeback. You heard it right here.

Gawd, I just cannot wait. Imagine my porky butt in a tight polyester getup.

Your eyes will never stop gushing blood.

[TASMANIANRED]

Homer said it better.

[TASMANIANRED]

Laz, Do your nostril’s match?

[TASMANIANRED]

That’s the ugliest monkey butt that I’ve ever seen.

The only thing to make it uglier would be Moochelle’s face.

[TASMANIANRED]

The monkey is already over spanked.

[Lazamataz]

No. One nostril flares wildly, engulfing entire counties, but the other one is only 3 nanometers wide.

Snoring is an issue. One nostril generates earthquakes; the other annoys dogs for miles around.

[TASMANIANRED]

I always pictured you with perfect nostrils.

Maybe it’s not you that I dream about.

[Lazamataz]

They are perfect. Just different.

[TASMANIANRED]

Complimentary as opposed to mismatched?

[TheOldLady]

Laz, please stop sparring with someone who is trying to change you and accept the regard of someone who loves you just as you are. [smooch]

[wyokostur]

If you’re like me, and I know I am.

[IYellAtMyTV]

[FourtySeven]

I feel funny inside.

[Vendome]

Homer don’t know squat about plagiarism .....

LOL

[ZinGirl]

kind of late to the game....and i'm tired...so (for lack of ingenuity and gumption) i just stole from your tagline

[Lazamataz]

NICE!

[RetSignman]

[I feel funny inside.]

You’ll be fine, just take two aspirin and call Lazamataz in the morning. ;)

[FreedomPoster]

LMAO! I saw the title, thought about it for 2s, and said to myself “Self - that’s a Laz vanity!”

I love being right.

[PapaBear3625]

I love you too, Laz (smooch!)