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Self-Centered Vanity Posts Inconvenience Me (Vanity)
April 9, 2012 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 04/09/2012 9:52:24 AM PDT by Lazamataz

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To: VRW Conspirator
Disco is making a comeback. You heard it right here.

Gawd, I just cannot wait. Imagine my porky butt in a tight polyester getup.

Your eyes will never stop gushing blood.


121 posted on 04/09/2012 6:30:26 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Vendome

Homer said it better.


122 posted on 04/09/2012 6:32:26 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (We kneel to no prince but the Prince of Peace)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, Do your nostril’s match?


123 posted on 04/09/2012 6:35:53 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (We kneel to no prince but the Prince of Peace)
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To: DCBryan1

That’s the ugliest monkey butt that I’ve ever seen.

The only thing to make it uglier would be Moochelle’s face.


124 posted on 04/09/2012 6:38:54 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (We kneel to no prince but the Prince of Peace)
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To: Lazamataz

The monkey is already over spanked.


125 posted on 04/09/2012 6:40:44 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (We kneel to no prince but the Prince of Peace)
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To: TASMANIANRED
No. One nostril flares wildly, engulfing entire counties, but the other one is only 3 nanometers wide.

Snoring is an issue. One nostril generates earthquakes; the other annoys dogs for miles around.

126 posted on 04/09/2012 6:42:56 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

I always pictured you with perfect nostrils.

Maybe it’s not you that I dream about.


127 posted on 04/09/2012 6:49:15 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (We kneel to no prince but the Prince of Peace)
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To: TASMANIANRED

They are perfect. Just different.


128 posted on 04/09/2012 6:53:32 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

Complimentary as opposed to mismatched?


129 posted on 04/09/2012 7:00:40 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (We kneel to no prince but the Prince of Peace)
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To: TASMANIANRED; Lazamataz

Laz, please stop sparring with someone who is trying to change you and accept the regard of someone who loves you just as you are. [smooch]


130 posted on 04/09/2012 7:07:32 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: Lazamataz

If you’re like me, and I know I am.


131 posted on 04/09/2012 7:26:27 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: Lazamataz
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132 posted on 04/09/2012 7:52:30 PM PDT by IYellAtMyTV (Je t'aime, faire du bruit comme le cochon.)
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To: Lazamataz; RetSignman

I feel funny inside.


133 posted on 04/09/2012 8:01:11 PM PDT by FourtySeven (47)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Homer don’t know squat about plagiarism .....

LOL


134 posted on 04/09/2012 8:26:07 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Lazamataz
kind of late to the game....and i'm tired...so (for lack of ingenuity and gumption) i just stole from your tagline
135 posted on 04/09/2012 8:32:51 PM PDT by ZinGirl
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To: ZinGirl

NICE!


136 posted on 04/09/2012 8:39:47 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: FourtySeven

[I feel funny inside.]

You’ll be fine, just take two aspirin and call Lazamataz in the morning. ;)


137 posted on 04/10/2012 4:12:45 AM PDT by RetSignman (When you blindly follow mortals truth, you turn your back on His truth.)
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To: Lazamataz

LMAO! I saw the title, thought about it for 2s, and said to myself “Self - that’s a Laz vanity!”

I love being right.


138 posted on 04/10/2012 4:15:54 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Lazamataz

I love you too, Laz (smooch!)


139 posted on 04/10/2012 5:59:03 AM PDT by PapaBear3625 (In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell)
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