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Self-Centered Vanity Posts Inconvenience Me (Vanity)
April 9, 2012 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 04/09/2012 9:52:24 AM PDT by Lazamataz

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To: Lazamataz

101 posted on 04/09/2012 12:20:43 PM PDT by abigailsmybaby ("To understan' the livin', you got ta commune wit' da dead." Minerva)
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To: TheOldLady

102 posted on 04/09/2012 12:23:07 PM PDT by onyx (SUPPORT FREE REPUBLIC, DONATE MONTHLY. If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, let me know.)
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To: abigailsmybaby; Lazamataz

Woot! A non-zot, non-opus, 100+ thread vanity by a pre-millinium Freeper!


103 posted on 04/09/2012 12:23:26 PM PDT by DCBryan1 (Tagline removed at the request of someone who doesn't "get" Monty Python or Shakespeare.)
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To: TheOldLady; DJ MacWoW; Lazamataz

OOOOPS, sorry about the JackPot....LOL.
Wrong thread.

I’m so happy he calls you now and then!
True love.
:)


104 posted on 04/09/2012 12:25:16 PM PDT by onyx (SUPPORT FREE REPUBLIC, DONATE MONTHLY. If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, let me know.)
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To: Lazamataz

It is impossible for you to be the center of the universe. Because I am the center of the universe and the universe can have only one center.


105 posted on 04/09/2012 12:30:02 PM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: onyx

LOL! Thank you anyway, sweetie.


106 posted on 04/09/2012 12:40:03 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: central_va

Perhaps you are Laz, but do not know it.

A ying, for a yang.


107 posted on 04/09/2012 12:41:02 PM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (I will never vote for Romney. Ever.)
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To: Lazamataz

I pictured you as more fashion-conscious. :p


108 posted on 04/09/2012 12:47:43 PM PDT by Politicalmom
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To: deoetdoctrinae

Is that WITH Laz, or ON Laz?


109 posted on 04/09/2012 12:54:07 PM PDT by Politicalmom
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To: Lazamataz

LOL


110 posted on 04/09/2012 12:58:32 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Politicalmom
I pictured you as more fashion-conscious.

You should see my undies.

No seriously. You should see them.

111 posted on 04/09/2012 12:59:01 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: central_va

“It is impossible for you to be the center of the universe. Because I am the center of the universe and the universe can have only one center.”

Uh-oh! This could get nasty.


112 posted on 04/09/2012 1:34:10 PM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: Lazamataz

I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request.


113 posted on 04/09/2012 2:17:41 PM PDT by Politicalmom
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To: Lazamataz

Disco is making a comeback. You heard it right here.


114 posted on 04/09/2012 2:26:29 PM PDT by VRW Conspirator (Anybody who only hates a single subgroup of humanity isn’t paying attention. - Slings and Arrows)
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To: Lazamataz
This is the song I always play when gazing at myself in the mirror.


115 posted on 04/09/2012 2:41:59 PM PDT by Outlaw Woman (The biggest Hate group in America is located in the White House, Congress & DOJ)
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To: Lazamataz

So sorry I am late to this thread. I spent the day buying last minute items I need before TSHTF. I made a terrible error. I should have thought I was doing it for you, Laz., instead of me. With your looking in the mirror all day instead of preparing, I will have to save your butt (nice as it might be) when TSHTF.


116 posted on 04/09/2012 6:08:58 PM PDT by Marcella (Vote Newt; Newt needs money)
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To: Lazamataz
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117 posted on 04/09/2012 6:16:22 PM PDT by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: A.Hun
JUST the attitude I was trying to capture.

Well played, A.Hun.

Well played.

118 posted on 04/09/2012 6:24:44 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Marcella
I made a terrible error. I should have thought I was doing it for you, Laz., instead of me.

Heaven forfend!

119 posted on 04/09/2012 6:24:57 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: PapaBear3625
O, and PapaBear3625, I ain't mad at ya. Mildly annoyed that one day, but all my friends mildly annoy me from time to time.

Everything will be all better if you axe to be on the The Official Lazamataz Funny-But-Somewhat-Disturbing Ping List (27 Satisfied Customers!TM)

120 posted on 04/09/2012 6:27:51 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: VRW Conspirator
Disco is making a comeback. You heard it right here.

Gawd, I just cannot wait. Imagine my porky butt in a tight polyester getup.

Your eyes will never stop gushing blood.


121 posted on 04/09/2012 6:30:26 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Vendome

Homer said it better.


122 posted on 04/09/2012 6:32:26 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (We kneel to no prince but the Prince of Peace)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, Do your nostril’s match?


123 posted on 04/09/2012 6:35:53 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (We kneel to no prince but the Prince of Peace)
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To: DCBryan1

That’s the ugliest monkey butt that I’ve ever seen.

The only thing to make it uglier would be Moochelle’s face.


124 posted on 04/09/2012 6:38:54 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (We kneel to no prince but the Prince of Peace)
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To: Lazamataz

The monkey is already over spanked.


125 posted on 04/09/2012 6:40:44 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (We kneel to no prince but the Prince of Peace)
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To: TASMANIANRED
No. One nostril flares wildly, engulfing entire counties, but the other one is only 3 nanometers wide.

Snoring is an issue. One nostril generates earthquakes; the other annoys dogs for miles around.

126 posted on 04/09/2012 6:42:56 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

I always pictured you with perfect nostrils.

Maybe it’s not you that I dream about.


127 posted on 04/09/2012 6:49:15 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (We kneel to no prince but the Prince of Peace)
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To: TASMANIANRED

They are perfect. Just different.


128 posted on 04/09/2012 6:53:32 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

Complimentary as opposed to mismatched?


129 posted on 04/09/2012 7:00:40 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (We kneel to no prince but the Prince of Peace)
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To: TASMANIANRED; Lazamataz

Laz, please stop sparring with someone who is trying to change you and accept the regard of someone who loves you just as you are. [smooch]


130 posted on 04/09/2012 7:07:32 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: Lazamataz

If you’re like me, and I know I am.


131 posted on 04/09/2012 7:26:27 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: Lazamataz
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132 posted on 04/09/2012 7:52:30 PM PDT by IYellAtMyTV (Je t'aime, faire du bruit comme le cochon.)
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To: Lazamataz; RetSignman

I feel funny inside.


133 posted on 04/09/2012 8:01:11 PM PDT by FourtySeven (47)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Homer don’t know squat about plagiarism .....

LOL


134 posted on 04/09/2012 8:26:07 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Lazamataz
kind of late to the game....and i'm tired...so (for lack of ingenuity and gumption) i just stole from your tagline
135 posted on 04/09/2012 8:32:51 PM PDT by ZinGirl
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To: ZinGirl

NICE!


136 posted on 04/09/2012 8:39:47 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: FourtySeven

[I feel funny inside.]

You’ll be fine, just take two aspirin and call Lazamataz in the morning. ;)


137 posted on 04/10/2012 4:12:45 AM PDT by RetSignman (When you blindly follow mortals truth, you turn your back on His truth.)
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To: Lazamataz

LMAO! I saw the title, thought about it for 2s, and said to myself “Self - that’s a Laz vanity!”

I love being right.


138 posted on 04/10/2012 4:15:54 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Lazamataz

I love you too, Laz (smooch!)


139 posted on 04/10/2012 5:59:03 AM PDT by PapaBear3625 (In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell)
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