Self-Centered Vanity Posts Inconvenience Me (Vanity)

April 9, 2012 | By Lazamataz

[Lazamataz]

Just this morning, RetSignMan posted this post apologizing for his self-centeredness over the years.

Does he know how much this inconveniences ME? My life was slightly impacted, negatively, by this post and I'm not seeing how it benefits me.

People have to think how will it affect LAZ before they post a selfish- and self-centered vanity post. Being self-centered is no excuse for failing to think about me: My life, my fortunes, my good luck, and the other things in my life.

Self-centeredness is a vile trait that I have eliminated in my life to benefit my path and my mental heath. I am a much better ME for having lost my self-centered focus on me. I am so damned cool now. I hope ANY of you can become ONE TENTH as enlighted as me.

To demonstrate how you have become a little more like ME, stop posting self-centered vanities.

(Here I am in meditation, to become a much better me)

[Lazamataz]

Disco is making a comeback. You heard it right here.

Gawd, I just cannot wait. Imagine my porky butt in a tight polyester getup.

Your eyes will never stop gushing blood.

[TASMANIANRED]

Homer said it better.

[TASMANIANRED]

Laz, Do your nostril’s match?

[TASMANIANRED]

That’s the ugliest monkey butt that I’ve ever seen.

The only thing to make it uglier would be Moochelle’s face.

[TASMANIANRED]

The monkey is already over spanked.

[Lazamataz]

No. One nostril flares wildly, engulfing entire counties, but the other one is only 3 nanometers wide.

Snoring is an issue. One nostril generates earthquakes; the other annoys dogs for miles around.

[TASMANIANRED]

I always pictured you with perfect nostrils.

Maybe it’s not you that I dream about.

[Lazamataz]

They are perfect. Just different.

[TASMANIANRED]

Complimentary as opposed to mismatched?

[TheOldLady]

Laz, please stop sparring with someone who is trying to change you and accept the regard of someone who loves you just as you are. [smooch]

[wyokostur]

If you’re like me, and I know I am.

[IYellAtMyTV]

[FourtySeven]

I feel funny inside.

[Vendome]

Homer don’t know squat about plagiarism .....

LOL

[ZinGirl]

kind of late to the game....and i'm tired...so (for lack of ingenuity and gumption) i just stole from your tagline

[Lazamataz]

NICE!

[RetSignman]

[I feel funny inside.]

You’ll be fine, just take two aspirin and call Lazamataz in the morning. ;)

[FreedomPoster]

LMAO! I saw the title, thought about it for 2s, and said to myself “Self - that’s a Laz vanity!”

I love being right.

[PapaBear3625]

I love you too, Laz (smooch!)