Remember: Stay out of the path of a charging hog or bison.
A hog causes one hell of a collision, and a bison is a super collider.
Posted on 07/13/2010 10:02:44 AM PDT by Psycho_Bunny
Rumours that the Higgs boson - sometimes called the 'God particle' - has been detected by the Tevatron particle accelerator have been denied.
A spokesman for the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory told the Telegraph: "The rumour of evidence for the Higgs boson is just that: a rumour, with no factual basis.
"Beyond that, we don't comment on rumours."
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
***There is a certain amount of friendly rivalry between the two laboratories. While the director-general of CERN, Rolf-Dieter Heuer, says “[I don’t mind] who makes a discovery first. It is the science that counts”, Leon Lederman, a Nobel laureate in physics who has worked at both sites, says that if the Tevatron beats the LHC to the discovery, he will have mixed feelings. He said: “It would be a little like your mother-in-law driving off a cliff in your BMW.”****
An honest cientist with a sense of humor;) I like it.
Now, if only we could put him in charge of Climate research or Oil spillage.
Never mind all that - did they find any Lectroids from Planet 10? And where’s Dr. Emilio Lizardo?
But if they discover it, doesn’t the planet implode or something like that? /sarc
Yes.
In the loo.
“BigBooty ! Take the controls!”
“Big Boo TAY ! TAY TAY TAY !”
-BANG!-
You get 20 points for the obscure reference !
That’s right. Laugh while you can, monkey boy.
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