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'DRUNK' PARROTS LITTER AUSTRALIAN TOWN
DiscoveryNews ^ | Wed Jun 2, 2010

Posted on 06/04/2010 11:53:50 AM PDT by nickcarraway

These seemingly inebriated birds are presenting a mystery for veterinarians struggling to explain their behavior.

Hundreds of seemingly drunk parrots are falling out of trees and the sky in a northern Australian town, mystifying veterinary surgeons who are struggling to care for them.

The brightly colored lorikeets are showing classic signs of drunkenness by losing all coordination and passing out, and then cowering in cages as they recover from their "hangovers".

"They definitely seem like they're drunk," said Lisa Hansen, a veterinary surgeon at the Ark Animal Hospital in Palmerston, near Darwin. "They fall out of trees... and they're not so coordinated as they would normally be. They go to jump and they miss the next perch."

Hansen said nobody was sure what was causing the symptoms, although it may be a plant they are eating. Other theories include an outbreak of a mystery virus.

She said the hospital, which is seeking donations, was caring for about 30 birds at a time with eight arriving each day after being scooped up from lawns and roadsides.

The birds are given sweetened porridge and fresh fruit -- the avian version of hangover food.

"It's probably the equivalent of ice-cream and cans of coke for the lorikeets," Hansen told AFP on Wednesday. "They sit on the floor of the cage and rest their heads on the side, or they curl up in the corner and hide under the paper and block the rest of the world out."

Hansen said "drunk" lorikeets have been seen in Palmerston previously but never in such numbers, adding that the birds can die without proper care.


TOPICS: Outdoors; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: alcohol; australia; napl; parrots
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Veterinarians have set up a kind of rehabilitation center for lorikeets coping with "hangovers."

1 posted on 06/04/2010 11:53:50 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

Polly want a double.


2 posted on 06/04/2010 11:54:16 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

A parrot goes into a bar, orders four shots of the most expensive 30-year-old single-malt Scotch and downs them one after the other.

The barkeep says, “You look like you’re in a hurry.” “You would be too if you had what I have,” said the parrot .

“What have you got?”

“Fifty cents.”


3 posted on 06/04/2010 11:58:12 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB ("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants"-Albert Camus)
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To: nickcarraway

Stupid vets. It is probably berries from a tree like a banyan. The berries ferment and they can get drunk. I have see it with doves and other birds near banyan trees.


4 posted on 06/04/2010 11:58:21 AM PDT by Frantzie (Democrats = Party of I*lam)
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To: nickcarraway

“Them yobs seem to have it going, now its our turn. Take me to Kings Street.”


5 posted on 06/04/2010 11:59:25 AM PDT by lefty-lie-spy (Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
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To: nickcarraway

My brother Bill runs a still on the hill
Where he turns out a gallon or two
And the buzzards in the sky get so drunk they can’t fly
Just from sniffing that good old mountain dew.


6 posted on 06/04/2010 12:01:51 PM PDT by HerrBlucher (In the White House the mighty White House the Liar sleeps tonight.............)
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To: nickcarraway

“’E’s not drunk, e’s just resting!”


7 posted on 06/04/2010 12:03:21 PM PDT by wbill
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To: Frantzie

I see the same thing with the mulberry trees in the backyard. Birds and squirrels get loaded and fall off the branches every Fall.


8 posted on 06/04/2010 12:07:17 PM PDT by Leg Olam
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To: nickcarraway

Bush’s fault


9 posted on 06/04/2010 12:08:09 PM PDT by frithguild (I gave to Joe Wilson the day after, to Scott Brown seven days before and next to JD Hayworth.)
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To: nickcarraway
Watch all kinds of animals get "drunk"!!!!!!!!!!!!
10 posted on 06/04/2010 12:08:59 PM PDT by raybbr (Someone who invades another country is NOT an immigrant - illegal or otherwise.)
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To: nickcarraway

11 posted on 06/04/2010 12:09:47 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: WOBBLY BOB

A parrot, a hedgehog, and a Klingon walk into a bar...


12 posted on 06/04/2010 12:10:45 PM PDT by pabianice
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To: Frantzie

Yep.
We had berry trees in the enclosed quads of our high school.
At lunch, we’d watch the birds get drunk and then SLAM! into the windows.

Good times.


13 posted on 06/04/2010 12:11:26 PM PDT by SJSAMPLE
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To: nickcarraway
"They sit on the floor of the cage and rest their heads on the side, or they curl up in the corner and hide under the paper and block the rest of the world out."

Yep. That's a hangover alright.

14 posted on 06/04/2010 12:12:27 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: Frantzie

I’ve seen flocks of robins and also bluejays flying crazy, falling onto the lawn, flying into each other, but seeming to be having a great time. They were eating fermented elderberrys.


15 posted on 06/04/2010 12:17:13 PM PDT by Frenchtown Dan
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To: nickcarraway

Awww...shhhhhh...


16 posted on 06/04/2010 12:26:08 PM PDT by redhead ( Waffle stompers. 1,000 Jokes. 5-cent Pepsi. Poodle skirts, penny loafers, knock-knock jokes)
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To: frithguild

LOL


17 posted on 06/04/2010 12:29:11 PM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: nickcarraway

“They definitely seem like they’re drunk”

Probably eating fermented berries.


18 posted on 06/04/2010 12:32:02 PM PDT by Pessimist
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To: Pessimist

You’d think they’d have figured that out already.


19 posted on 06/04/2010 5:44:55 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
I'd prefer drunk cougars.


20 posted on 06/04/2010 7:37:01 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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