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Lost parrot tells veterinarian his address
yahoo. ^ | Wed May 21, 7:51 PM ET

Posted on 05/25/2008 5:11:23 AM PDT by dennisw

TOKYO - When Yosuke the parrot flew out of his cage and got lost, he did exactly what he had been taught — recite his name and address to a stranger willing to help.

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Police rescued the African grey parrot two weeks ago from a neighbor's roof in the city of Nagareyama, near Tokyo. After spending a night at the station, he was transferred to a nearby veterinary hospital while police searched for clues, local policeman Shinjiro Uemura said.

He kept mum with the cops, but began chatting after a few days with the vet.

"I'm Mr. Yosuke Nakamura," the bird told the veterinarian, according to Uemura. The parrot also provided his full home address, down to the street number, and even entertained the hospital staff by singing songs.

"We checked the address, and what do you know, a Nakamura family really lived there. So we told them we've found Yosuke," Uemura said.

The Nakamura family told police they had been teaching the bird its name and address for about two years.

But Yosuke apparently wasn't keen on opening up to police officials.

"I tried to be friendly and talked to him, but he completely ignored me," Uemura said.


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: animal; bird; freepun; parrot; pet; stoolpigeon

1 posted on 05/25/2008 5:11:23 AM PDT by dennisw
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To: dennisw

Reminds me of this..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I9wyqZEI3c


2 posted on 05/25/2008 5:16:21 AM PDT by Vinnie (You're Nobody 'Til Somebody Jihads You)
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To: dennisw; retrokitten
"I tried to be friendly and talked to him, but he completely ignored me," Uemura said.

LOL!!! You'd think the bird would have been taught better manners. Did Yosuke speak Japanese?

3 posted on 05/25/2008 5:38:11 AM PDT by sirchtruth (Yes, Chef!)
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To: dennisw

Wonder how many parrots have gone to “Parrot Heaven” for saying “Hi Bob” instead of “Hi Jim”.


4 posted on 05/25/2008 5:44:28 AM PDT by Sacajaweau ("The Cracker" will be renamed "The Crapper")
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To: dennisw
But Yosuke apparently wasn't keen on opening up to police officials.

Obviously the bird was guilty of a crime or, since it was an African parrot, Jesse and Al may have warned him about the possibility of "police brutality".

5 posted on 05/25/2008 5:47:47 AM PDT by uptoolate (The Republican fear of Liberalism is why we are in this predicament)
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To: dennisw

Yosuke is no stool pigeon.


6 posted on 05/25/2008 6:19:22 AM PDT by buridan
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To: dennisw

My parrot would be arrested for un PC speech.


7 posted on 05/25/2008 7:11:37 AM PDT by Leftism is Mentally Deranged
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To: sirchtruth
LOL!!! Sounds like he's a slow learner.

The Nakamura family told police they had been teaching the bird its name and address for about two years.

8 posted on 05/25/2008 8:48:04 AM PDT by retrokitten (Never let someone be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.)
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To: Lady Jag

Jagster.. Take a look at this.


9 posted on 05/25/2008 1:37:44 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
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To: retrokitten
LOL!!! Sounds like he's a slow learner.

I thought you might get a kick out of this story.

My friend has two birds and those things are the loudest sqwaking mofo's you'd ever want to hear....I despise them!!!

10 posted on 05/25/2008 3:04:13 PM PDT by sirchtruth (Yes, Chef!)
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To: TASMANIANRED
You silly!   I can do that!

Did you hear about Bill the parrot?



11 posted on 05/25/2008 4:57:44 PM PDT by Lady Jag (You can contribute to FR any time at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: IncPen

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12 posted on 05/26/2008 5:07:48 AM PDT by Nailbiter
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Beak cause the bird can use a phone, he macaw later.


13 posted on 05/26/2008 11:47:45 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______________________Profile updated Monday, April 28, 2008)
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To: SunkenCiv; Lady Jag; dennisw

Darkwing Parrot:

WHAT HAPPEN??!!!!

THEY SET US UP THE VET!

YOU HAVE NO SEED.

NO!!!!

ALL YOUR PERCH ARE BELONG TO US.


14 posted on 05/26/2008 11:58:29 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: Berosus

This could have been a lot funnier if the owner of the parrot had been a huge drug dealer or somethin’.


15 posted on 05/27/2008 10:15:52 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______________________Profile updated Monday, April 28, 2008)
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