Skip to comments.13 out-of-office replies to use when joining the Women's Strike
Posted on 03/07/2017 3:51:35 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
On Wednesday, women from across the United States and beyond will participate in a historic strike, protesting on behalf of all the marginalized groups currently threatened by the Trump administration. The strike offers a unique opportunity for women-identified people to potentially disrupt the flow of capitalism, if only for a day, and share a powerful message of dissent.
It'll also allow strikers to send delightfully righteous messages to their coworkers that they'll have no choice but to accept. If you're planning to take the day off on Wednesday, here's a list of out-of-office replies you can send to everyone on staff, letting them know just how historic this moment is and/or just how clever you are....
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I did not know AOL was still a “thing.”
Disrupt the flow of capitalism.
“And IF we try really hard, we can get the Sun to change its orbit to combat Global Warming”
Hey ladies, no reason to be dicks about it.
There are certainly more career damaging messages one could leave, but these are up there. If they want to help women in the workplace, an article on proper business etiquette would have been better.
Insanity, promoted by insane people.
“Hello, I’m out today demonstrating to crush capitalism. I’ll be back in time for payday.”
Lol. What a joke this whole thing is.
Ok, help me out here. Was the article supposed to be satire?
If so, it’s quite amusing.
A ‘woman identified person’? WTH?
I think you need a floppy disk to read everything.
“Gone to get fitted for a burka and then going with the girls to get stoned.”
“I’m sorry, I’m out of the office today attending a pointless paranoid exercise with a clump of women-identifying persons who collectively have the IQ of a hard-boiled egg. If this is an emergency, please contact George Soros. He paid for the damned thing. And can someone pack my desk and put my things in the lobby so I can pick them up when I come back? They probably won’t let me back in the building.”
Histrionic, self pitying, pathetic nonsense. Yup, they’re libs.
I’m out of the office because I’m getting only 76% of what a man makes, because there’s sales tax on tampons, because I have to wait longer in the bathroom than men, because Trump won and hillary didn’t, and because my boss won’t dare fire me.
Oops, sorry. I just got fired.
Doesn’t strike me as satire. It is the product of a brainwashed, disturbed mind.
You are so clever we will tell you what to say? Ding dong.
I have no interest in going on strike at job or volunteer work. I would rather fulfill my duties than posture politically. I do not want to overthrow capitalism, although I hate its bastard offspring consumerism.
I am not woman-identified nor do I care for people who are. I am a 100% female, feminine, XX woman with estrogen in my veins, and like Syrian Jews or Navaho Indians, I have strict standards for conversion to my tribe. You can’t. You have to be born into it.
However, I would like to let my family know, I am not the only person in the house who can clean up cat barf.
They are communist agitators who repeat lies from Asspress and Yahoo.
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