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My Vote for Greatest Bumper Sticker
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| 10/31/2016
| CharlesOConnell
Posted on 10/31/2016 3:29:47 PM PDT by CharlesOConnell
You've probably already heard it, but now, my vote for greatest bumpersticker is:
There's always more free cheese in a mousetrap.
It unseats my former numero uno, 'I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.
Convince me your greatest slogan is better than these.
I am hopeful about high-minded slogans.
('Kids Need Encouragement Every Day' is apparently not very widespread.)
However, for those with a morbid cast of mind, I have to be equipped with an appropriate response for the ultimate deprecatory sign:
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: anotherstupidvanity; bumperstickers; epitaphs; maxims; mottos; slogans; vanity
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To: rickmichaels
“Weiner started sexting a 15 year old and ended up screwing a 70 year old”....wah wah
To: XEHRpa
Wilileaks Viagra for Trump.
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posted on
10/31/2016 4:45:55 PM PDT
by
amihow
To: CharlesOConnell
Hubby has one - after Nixon fired special prosecutor Archibald Cox, he saw a bumper sticker that said “Impeach the Cox sacker”
43
posted on
10/31/2016 4:59:44 PM PDT
by
MomwithHope
(Missing you /johnny (JRandomFreeper). Time to Pray, Prepare, and Participate.)
To: W.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but hollow points expand on impact.
44
posted on
10/31/2016 5:09:19 PM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(At least Richard Nixon had the decency to resign when caught in wrong doing.)
To: CharlesOConnell
Three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can’t.
45
posted on
10/31/2016 5:09:20 PM PDT
by
NurdlyPeon
(It is the nature of liberals to pervert whatever they touch.)
To: CharlesOConnell
Best bumper sticker I ever saw: My kid beat up your honor student
To: IndyTiger
Dyslexics of the World Untie!
To: SES1066
#25. Re “Obama was Hope & Change. Hillary is what?”
“Obama was Hope and Change. Hillary is a Dope and Strange”.
To: FirstFlaBn
One more:
Down With Hotpants!
To: unixfox
I drove around for most of Clinton’s term with “Clinton A good example of why stupid people shouldn’t vote” bumper sticker.
A lot of people took offense to it. Funny how much angrier they get when you smile and give them the thumbs up when they yell and shoot you the finger. (^;
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:33:32 PM PDT
by
Clay Moore
(JRandomFreeper, SWAMPSNIPER RIP)
To: SonAboveAnItch
I love that one. We saw one just yesterday.
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:36:05 PM PDT
by
MayflowerMadam
(Rev. Jeffress re Trump: "He may not be like us, but he likes us.")
To: CharlesOConnell
These are on the rear windows of my Suburban.
52
posted on
10/31/2016 5:39:35 PM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Vote for your guns!)
To: CharlesOConnell
Our preacher’s daughter in California had this one:
SAVE THE BABY HUMANS
53
posted on
10/31/2016 5:40:43 PM PDT
by
MayflowerMadam
(Rev. Jeffress re Trump: "He may not be like us, but he likes us.")
To: W.
One of my favs. Ya beat me to it :)
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:48:07 PM PDT
by
upchuck
(Attention Killary: Lying Is Stupid When The Truth Is So Easy To Find)
To: IndyTiger; Chode
"My Dropout is having sex in the back seat with Your Honor Student"
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:59:13 PM PDT
by
mabarker1
(Progress- the opposite of congress)
To: mabarker1
56
posted on
10/31/2016 6:09:11 PM PDT
by
Chode
(You Owe Them Nothing - Not Respect, Not Loyalty, Not Obedience, NOTHING! ich bin ein Deplorable...)
To: Chode
57
posted on
10/31/2016 6:12:23 PM PDT
by
Gene Eric
(Don't be a statist!)
To: Gene Eric
wait,,, what???
58
posted on
10/31/2016 6:27:13 PM PDT
by
Chode
(You Owe Them Nothing - Not Respect, Not Loyalty, Not Obedience, NOTHING! ich bin ein Deplorable...)
To: CharlesOConnell
On the back of my Pontiac Vibe “Black Vibes Matter”
My all time favorite “My wife says I never listen to her...or something like that”
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posted on
10/31/2016 7:12:13 PM PDT
by
cyclotic
To: CharlesOConnell; All
I’m with the bomb squad. If you see me running, better keep up. (On back of a small truck in Shreveport.)
My other car is a klunker too.
A woman who is looking for a husband has obviously never had one.
Don’t honk, I’m pedaling as fast as I can.
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posted on
10/31/2016 7:24:47 PM PDT
by
Paleo Pete
(Proud to be a redneck deplorable)
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