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My Vote for Greatest Bumper Sticker
Freep | 10/31/2016 | CharlesOConnell

Posted on 10/31/2016 3:29:47 PM PDT by CharlesOConnell

You've probably already heard it, but now, my vote for greatest bumpersticker is:

There's always more free cheese in a mousetrap.

It unseats my former numero uno, 'I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.

Convince me your greatest slogan is better than these.

I am hopeful about high-minded slogans.

('Kids Need Encouragement Every Day' is apparently not very widespread.)

However, for those with a morbid cast of mind, I have to be equipped with an appropriate response for the ultimate deprecatory sign:



TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: anotherstupidvanity; bumperstickers; epitaphs; maxims; mottos; slogans; vanity
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To: CharlesOConnell

(Below picture of Obama)
“Does this ass make my bumper look fat?”


21 posted on 10/31/2016 4:02:16 PM PDT by SonAboveAnItch
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To: CharlesOConnell

KEEP HONKING, I’M RELOADING!


22 posted on 10/31/2016 4:04:43 PM PDT by W.
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I’ll never forget it. From the days of Paul Harvey. He had a favorite bumper sticker every week and would share it his with listeners. This caused me to pay more attention to them. Well one day (during Bill Clinton’s time in the oval office) I was driving south of Dallas and a pickup passed and proceeded to slow down. I, in turn, passed it and the maneuver was repeated two or three more times. During this process (which I dislike very much), I noticed a screwy looking bumper sticker on his rear bumper. It was one of those that was not easily legible from much distance so on my final pass I made sure to get close enough to make out what it said. It read as follows: “Where is Lee Harvey Oswald when you REALLY need him?” Like I said at the top, I’ll never forget it.


23 posted on 10/31/2016 4:05:08 PM PDT by t4texas (No koolaid for me. Thanks!)
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To: CharlesOConnell

Visualize Whirled Peas.


24 posted on 10/31/2016 4:08:42 PM PDT by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
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To: CharlesOConnell

“Life is too short for 12 years of Obama!”

“Hillary is just another Clinton - Why?”

“Obama was Hope & Change - Hillary is what?”


25 posted on 10/31/2016 4:08:51 PM PDT by SES1066 (Quality, Speed or Economical - Any 2 of 3 except in government - 1 at best but never #3!)
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To: CharlesOConnell

“If you lived in your car, you’d be home by now.”


26 posted on 10/31/2016 4:13:29 PM PDT by 60Gunner (The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato)
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To: CharlesOConnell

Cthulhu for President
Why vote for the lesser evil?

and

Cthulhu for President
No lives matter


27 posted on 10/31/2016 4:15:02 PM PDT by snarkpup (Hillary gets flak because she's being exposed; Trump gets flak because he's over the target.)
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28 posted on 10/31/2016 4:15:39 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
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29 posted on 10/31/2016 4:15:43 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
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30 posted on 10/31/2016 4:18:07 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
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To: CharlesOConnell

My favorite...”Jesus is coming. Everybody look busy!”


31 posted on 10/31/2016 4:18:49 PM PDT by Twotone (Truth is hate to those who hate truth.)
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“My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy’s car.”


32 posted on 10/31/2016 4:23:06 PM PDT by Old Grumpy (I'm enjoying being considered "deplorable.")
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“Boycott Farmers: Stop Eating!”


33 posted on 10/31/2016 4:24:43 PM PDT by Flycatcher (God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
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Obama is proof that ANYBODY can become pResident.


34 posted on 10/31/2016 4:24:58 PM PDT by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
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To: CharlesOConnell

Welfare is the KY Jelly of the communist state.


35 posted on 10/31/2016 4:29:30 PM PDT by Excellence (Marine mom since April 11, 2014)
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If Sonny Corleone had EZ Pass he’d be alive today.


36 posted on 10/31/2016 4:30:45 PM PDT by freefdny
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37 posted on 10/31/2016 4:31:19 PM PDT by mcmuffin (Freedom's On The March - Wave Goodbye!)
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Way back when... I was following a BMW in Old Town Alexandria (VA) with Kennedy stickers all over the bumper. I was thinking, barking moonbat till I got closer. The fine print said, “A blond in every pond!”


38 posted on 10/31/2016 4:32:15 PM PDT by outofsalt ( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything)
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39 posted on 10/31/2016 4:37:15 PM PDT by FatherofFive (No Christian should vote for the candidate who supports abortion.)
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To: CharlesOConnell

IMAGINE...
using your turn signal


40 posted on 10/31/2016 4:39:46 PM PDT by XEHRpa
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