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DUmmie FUnnies 02-07-16 (DUmmies Accuse Democrats of Vote Fraud)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 7, 2016 | Dummies & PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/07/2016 10:54:06 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Remember whenever the Democrats lost an election, the DUmmies would accuse the Republicans of vote fraud? Of course, DUmmies would also get completely outraged if Democrats were accused of the same crime. Could never happen. As rare a an asteroid strike on the planet. Well, the DUmmies have now changed their tune. They are now accusing DEMOCRATS of massive vote fraud in the Iowa caucuses. Yeah, obviously the Hillary Clinton campaign was involved in it but they needed the help of the Iowa Democrat party bosses to enable the Hillary Clinton "victory" which was really a tie that was in actuality a Bernie Sanders victory. Think of it. Six coin flips to choose delegates and EVERY ONE of them goes for Hillary. In another case, there was only ONE vote in an Iowa precinct and the person who cast that ONE vote claims he voted for Bernie yet it was recorded as a Hillary vote. Right now the Des Moines Register is cataloging many, many more instances of vote irregularities which just so happened to have gone Hillary's way each and every time. Therefore it is enlightening to see, with the aide of the DUmmies in their thread titled, There is now enough evidence to think that Bernie actually won the Iowa Caucus, just how corrupt the DEMOCRATS are. So let us now watch the DUmmies accuse the DEMOCRATS of vote fraud in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, recuperating from my All You Can Drink Rum Festival yesterday, is in the [brackets]:

There is now enough evidence to think that Bernie actually won the Iowa Caucus.

[GASP! Democrat vote fraud! Who could have imagined it?]

Too many vote-count irregularities. Too many "transpositions" of odd-numbered delegations, always in Hillary's favor... for example, taking a 5-4 delegation for Bernie, and having it entered in as a 5-4 for Hillary. "Oopsie!" How cute. Vote fraud doesn't have to involve obviously evil bad guys stuffing ballots in back rooms. It can easily be some low-level apparatchik dishonestly typing in the wrong numbers. It only takes a second. The deed is done so quickly, it hardly seems like vote fraud at all...

[Yup! This definitely sounds like a Democrat vote fraud MO.]

Obviously, this is just my opinion about who really won. But I think everyone would agree, a full investigation is now required.

[Yeah, good luck getting the Iowa DEMOCRAT party to turn over the raw vote numbers. Now on to the other DUmmies claiming DEMOCRAT vote fraud...]

To call someone who is reasonably calling for certainty in elections a conspiracy nut only furthers the perception is very...Republican and bullyish - in my opinion.

[LOL! Using DEMOCRAT vote fraud to slam Republicans.]

Thus far, 4 people have come forward to say that the numbers were reported incorrectly. Clinton was given one delegate that she didn't earn. Bernie had one taken away. All errors found have favored Clinton.

[Gee! What a coincidence.]

The entire Editorial Board of the Des Moines Register has called for the Iowa Democratic Party to examine the caucus results.

[Yeah, the ones who committed the fraud are supposed to investigate it. LOL!]

And of course Hillary knew nothing about it. But the look on the faces of Hillary, Bill, and Chelsea during her victory /non victory speech before they high tailed it out of town and refused to respond to questions, perhaps suggests otherwise.

[That was the angriest "victory" speech I have ever seen.]

The one thing that the Clinton's learn well is never to leave their fingerprints on anything. Just like the server issue, it was obviously under her authority but underlings will pay the price. That is the cost of being associated with a Clinton.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Of course she didn't personally coordinate irregularities (I guess)... BUT the "fix" was so in (with persons that are dedicated, die-hard Hill devotees, that will do anything) in many regions of the state...that it wouldn't come as any surprise that there could have been a few number changes. How many reports and videos of not only things in Iowa but Democratic offices around the country that have only Hill promotional materials and/or won't allow Bernie materials...thank you DWS for making it crystal clear the favored candidate.

[If Hillary continues suffering primary losses, the dirty tricks against Bernie will grow astronomically. Perhaps pics of Bernie with the Fidelistas when he visited Cuba years ago?]

Looks like its not gonna be a two tenths close. But a much wider margin with obvious cheating going on. But you go ahead and cling to that two tenths.

[BTW, head of the Iowa Democrat party owns a car with an "HRC 2016" license plate.]

I accept the official number from the Iowa Democratic party. Exhibit A: License plate HRC 2016. Blatant favoritism displayed prominently does not make me trust the "official" numbers.

[Blatant favoritism for Hillary? DWS would never allow it.]

there are some people within the DNC/Iowa Dems that don't want to release the total official count for a reason.That reason being is that Bernie won..but go ahead prove me wrong and I will the first tell you "well guess I was wrong".

[Yes, how convenient the RAW NUMBERS have not been released. Meanwhile the Republican raw numbers are out there for all to see.]

I get a kick out of watching democrats argue against transparency.

[Me too. Makes for great DUFU material.]

I bet the actual raw votes show a SOLID win for Bernie. We'll never see them.

[Welcome to the Wonderful World of DEMOCRAT vote fraud.]

Ah yes. Vote fraud only happens in other countries.

[And, until now, in other parties.]

The DNC has refused to release the raw vote count, what are they hiding?

[The real winner.]

we damn well better get to the truth before the rest of the states get a chance to rig their primaries.

[All future coin tosses will still be in Hillary's favor.]

Of course he won! And EVERYONE KNOWS IT. The cheating, lying, stealing and CORRUPTION is only going to make More people go out and vote, who may have just stayed home. Once again, HRH and all her corrupt THUGS, screwed up - Big Time. People are pissed!

[As well as amused.]

Some Americans don't like in your face election stealing.

[Does that mean Al Franken has to give up his senate seat?]

We must remain vigilant because they plan to pull this shit in every state.

[2 days till New Hampshire!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: berniesanders; dummies; hillaryclinton; iowacaucuses
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It's going to be FUN watching Hillary pull MORE dirty tricks out of her bag.
1 posted on 02/07/2016 10:54:06 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 02/07/2016 10:55:26 AM PST by PJ-Comix (DUmmie Skinner: Bought & Paid For By Hillary)
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To: PJ-Comix

I forgot about them
Is DU still there?


3 posted on 02/07/2016 11:01:21 AM PST by woofie
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10!


4 posted on 02/07/2016 11:04:56 AM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: woofie

You haven’t seen anything until Nov 2016.., They will steal the election if possible!!


5 posted on 02/07/2016 11:05:32 AM PST by tallyhoe
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To: PJ-Comix

You have to admit that it is a subject that they are quite familiar with.


6 posted on 02/07/2016 11:08:58 AM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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So rank & file Democrats are just waking up to the fact that they are the party of corruption and voter fraud? Took a while. I wonder if they will support voter ID laws now?

No, their political party masters will not allow that.

7 posted on 02/07/2016 11:13:26 AM PST by Robert357 (D.Rather "Hoist with his own petard!" www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1223916/posts)
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To: PJ-Comix
It's going to be FUN watching Hillary pull MORE dirty tricks out of her bag.

How many coin tosses does she get in the granite state?


8 posted on 02/07/2016 11:29:43 AM PST by COBOL2Java (I'll vote for Jeb when Terri Schiavo endorses him.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top Ten?


9 posted on 02/07/2016 11:40:27 AM PST by Mercat
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To: COBOL2Java

I’ll bet Sanders and Trump won Iowa...


10 posted on 02/07/2016 11:41:03 AM PST by GOPJ (Allowing illegals to stay is the same as the United States paying kidnappers...)
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To: sauropod

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11 posted on 02/07/2016 11:43:24 AM PST by sauropod (I am His and He is mine.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Go Bernie!


12 posted on 02/07/2016 11:48:13 AM PST by 1035rep
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To: PJ-Comix

I am ROTFLMAO!


13 posted on 02/07/2016 12:17:33 PM PST by Ditter (God Bless Texas!)
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To: GOPJ
I’ll bet Sanders and Trump won Iowa...

Maybe. Probably, even. However, as an astute Freeper once said a month or two back on a Globull Warming thread (paraphrasing) - "When trillions of dollars and ultimate power are at stake, nothing else matters." A little vote fraud is worth it to these people, even if they are caught red-handed.

14 posted on 02/07/2016 1:12:48 PM PST by America_Right (Time to play your Trump card, America. Use it or lose it.)
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To: America_Right

Since the right to vote is tied upwith all our other freedoms, voter fraud (causing the change of more than 50 votes) should carry a mandatory 20 year prison sentence.

I would prefer the death sentence but it might be too harsh considering the people who intentionally do voter fraud are ‘useful idiot’ types...


15 posted on 02/07/2016 1:47:51 PM PST by GOPJ (Allowing illegals to stay is the same as the United States paying kidnappers...)
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To: PJ-Comix
I have yet to figure out the sense in a caucus, at least the way Democrats do it. I know a couple of other states do it (Nevada?!?!).

That being said, most of DU appears to be for Bernie and prefer Elizabeth Warren over Hill. Watching these people being exposed to the ways of the Democrat Party is gonna be FUN!

16 posted on 02/07/2016 2:37:24 PM PST by Spirit of Liberty (Time to go Galt!)
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But I think everyone would agree, a full investigation is now required.

Yeah, Debbie Wasserman Schultz will get right on that.

17 posted on 02/07/2016 2:46:46 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: GOPJ
I'll bet Sanders and Trump won Iowa...

Wall Street plays proactive defense.

18 posted on 02/07/2016 3:03:37 PM PST by Mr. Jeeves ([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
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To: PJ-Comix

Happy to see the FUnnies back PJ


19 posted on 02/07/2016 4:12:43 PM PST by mowowie (`)
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ, thinking of your all you can drink rum fesital i LOVE Florida booze laws.
I remember being at Daytona Beach quite a while back and going to a night club at one of the big beach hotels.
At the door i handed the guy 10 bucks and he handed me a empty 16 oz cup and i was allowed to have it filled with whatever i wanted until FIVE AM the next morning.
WOW that was AWESOME.
The hangover the next day was not as awesome though.....
Anyway here in MA we are apparently not even mature enough to even have Happy hour.


20 posted on 02/07/2016 5:02:35 PM PST by mowowie (`)
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