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Laugh Factory Joke of the Day SUCKS!!!
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| 20 Nov 2015
| Submitted By: mikayla davis
Posted on 11/20/2015 9:50:27 AM PST by amorphous
Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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TOPICS: Books/Literature; Humor; Music/Entertainment; Society
KEYWORDS: hillary; jokes; laughfactory
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Personally folks, I think the Laugh Factory needs more Hilarious Hitlery Jokes!
So in the interests of unabashed public humiliation of a women we all hold in deepest regard, here is my offering to the Laugh Factory:
You might be a Hillary supporter if you catch your husband looking at another women and think, "I saw her first!"
So who else knows a great Hitlery Joke the Laugh Factory could use? Keep 'em semi-clean please... ;-)
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posted on
11/20/2015 9:50:27 AM PST
by
amorphous
To: amorphous
You might be Hillary if ashtrays take one look at you and flee in the other direction.
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posted on
11/20/2015 9:53:27 AM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: amorphous
Hillary wears pantsuits to keep the dandruff off her shoes.
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posted on
11/20/2015 9:54:32 AM PST
by
Ironfocus
(Texas! Cruz 2016!)
To: amorphous
Hitlery lies so much that when she sees a picture of Marilyn Monroe she thinks it’s a mirror. OH!
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posted on
11/20/2015 9:54:51 AM PST
by
GrandJediMasterYoda
(B. Hussein Obama: 20 acts of Treason and counting.)
To: amorphous
Maybe I’m easily amused but that one cracks me up.
To: amorphous
Hillary went to the shrink; he said “You’re crazy.” Hillary said she wanted a second opinion. The shrink said “OK, you’re ugly too.”
The classics are always the best.
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posted on
11/20/2015 10:00:09 AM PST
by
henkster
To: Cicero
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posted on
11/20/2015 10:05:30 AM PST
by
amorphous
To: Ironfocus
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posted on
11/20/2015 10:05:50 AM PST
by
amorphous
To: GrandJediMasterYoda
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posted on
11/20/2015 10:06:06 AM PST
by
amorphous
To: traderrob6; Lazamataz
:-)
You might be a Hillary supporter if you wear Depends over your G-String!
To: All
To: amorphous
So who else knows a great Hitlery Joke the Laugh Factory could use? My favorite is still the one that describes Bill Clinton coming down the stairs off of Air Force One with a pig under his arm.
One of the Airmen who greets him on the tarmac says, "Where'd you get the hog sir?"
Bill Clinton responds, "The good people of Arkansas provided it. I got it for Hillary."
The Airman cheerfully says, "Good trade sir!"
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posted on
11/20/2015 10:22:01 AM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Democracy is not freedom. Democracy is simply majoritarianism. It is incompatible with real freedom.)
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
That’s the best one yet! ROFL!!!
To: All
To: henkster
To: amorphous
Lol. Biden, what a comic. “I’m here all week. Try the veal.”
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posted on
11/20/2015 10:59:47 AM PST
by
henkster
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
Or the other one from when Bill was President: One day just before opening day of the baseball season, Hillary as seen crashing out a second story window of the White House. When the Secret Service ran into the room to see why, they saw an aide to the President saying: "No, Mr. President, they want you to throw out the first pitch !
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posted on
11/20/2015 11:11:05 AM PST
by
henkster
To: amorphous
Sorry, I don’t mean to throw cold water on Hitler-y jokes;
but after 20 years of the Clintons, I find them all not
at all funny. (Hitler-y & Twinkie are pretty much the same
age; and I can assure you that Hitler-y is even less able
to be POTUS than Twinkie is! . . and Twinkie’s falling
apart!) Hitler-y’s worse than Loodie’s goose!
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posted on
11/20/2015 11:20:22 AM PST
by
Twinkie
(JOHN 3:16)
To: henkster
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posted on
11/20/2015 11:45:55 AM PST
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: amorphous
You may be Hillary if you storm out of Tiffany's swearing like a sailor because they do not carry diamond cankle bracelets.
They carry these, but they don't work on Hillary.
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posted on
11/20/2015 12:15:45 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(The ultimate in foolishness -- "'Romney is just as bad as Obama" WTF?)
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