Laugh Factory Joke of the Day SUCKS!!!

Laugh Factory ^ | 20 Nov 2015 | Submitted By: mikayla davis

[amorphous]

Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

[amorphous]

Personally folks, I think the Laugh Factory needs more Hilarious Hitlery Jokes!

So in the interests of unabashed public humiliation of a women we all hold in deepest regard, here is my offering to the Laugh Factory:

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You might be a Hillary supporter if you catch your husband looking at another women and think, "I saw her first!"

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So who else knows a great Hitlery Joke the Laugh Factory could use? Keep 'em semi-clean please... ;-)

[Cicero]

You might be Hillary if ashtrays take one look at you and flee in the other direction.

[Ironfocus]

Hillary wears pantsuits to keep the dandruff off her shoes.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Hitlery lies so much that when she sees a picture of Marilyn Monroe she thinks it’s a mirror. OH!

[traderrob6]

Maybe I’m easily amused but that one cracks me up.

[henkster]

Hillary went to the shrink; he said “You’re crazy.” Hillary said she wanted a second opinion. The shrink said “OK, you’re ugly too.”

The classics are always the best.

[amorphous]

:-)

[amorphous]

Yuk! lol

[amorphous]

LOL!

[amorphous]

:-)

You might be a Hillary supporter if you wear Depends over your G-String!

[amorphous]

Hillary Supporters Endorse SHARIA LAW in AMERICA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKosd0xJadE

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

So who else knows a great Hitlery Joke the Laugh Factory could use?

My favorite is still the one that describes Bill Clinton coming down the stairs off of Air Force One with a pig under his arm.
One of the Airmen who greets him on the tarmac says, "Where'd you get the hog sir?"
Bill Clinton responds, "The good people of Arkansas provided it. I got it for Hillary."
The Airman cheerfully says, "Good trade sir!"

[amorphous]

That’s the best one yet! ROFL!!!

[amorphous]

[amorphous]

The classics are always the best.

Biden Cracks A Hillary Joke?

:-)

[henkster]

Lol. Biden, what a comic. “I’m here all week. Try the veal.”

[henkster]

Or the other one from when Bill was President: One day just before opening day of the baseball season, Hillary as seen crashing out a second story window of the White House. When the Secret Service ran into the room to see why, they saw an aide to the President saying: "No, Mr. President, they want you to throw out the first pitch !

[Twinkie]

Sorry, I don’t mean to throw cold water on Hitler-y jokes;
but after 20 years of the Clintons, I find them all not
at all funny. (Hitler-y & Twinkie are pretty much the same
age; and I can assure you that Hitler-y is even less able
to be POTUS than Twinkie is! . . and Twinkie’s falling
apart!) Hitler-y’s worse than Loodie’s goose!

[Georgia Girl 2]

LOL! Good one.

[doug from upland]

You may be Hillary if you storm out of Tiffany's swearing like a sailor because they do not carry diamond cankle bracelets.

They carry these, but they don't work on Hillary.