HuffPo Editor: “Zucchini” is now a Type of Sexual Identity

iOTW Report ^ | 10/17/15 | Aurelius

[rightistight]

According to Noah Michelson, the Executive Editor of Gay Voices at The Huffington Post, there are many types of sexualities and relationships other than "hetero," "homo" and "bi."

Michelson outlined these different types of sexualities in an article published yesterday titled, "What's A Skoliosexual?"

He then defines "12 terms related to sexual and romantic identities that are beginning to receive more attention in the media but that are still regularly absent or erased from conversations currently taking place in popular culture."

Among these terms is "Graysexual," which means "a magical place between asexual and someone who is sexual." There is also "Lithromantic," which means "a person who experiences romantic love but does not want their feelings to be reciprocated."

Further, there is "Skoliosexual," which means ""sexual attraction to non-binary identified individuals" or those who do not identify as cisgender."

The last word that Michelson includes in his list is "Zucchini," which means, "The name for a partner who is involved in a queerplatonic relationship, as in "he's my zucchini.""

[ronnietherocket3]

The last word that Michelson includes in his list is "Zucchini," which means, "The name for a partner who is involved in a queerplatonic relationship, as in "he's my zucchini.""

I think I will go back to the time when a zucchini was a vegetable.

[Politicalkiddo]

As if life wasn’t hard enough to begin with, these morons seek to make it not only harder, but also absolutely insane.

[I want the USA back]

And insanity continues to overtake more and more people all the time.

[OldSmaj]

I find the word "pervert" to be a perfectly good word.

Why use all this other silly stuff and risk offending someone that is a "tomato", but really desires to be a "squash"?

Just call 'em all perverts.

Hell, I don't want, nor do I need to know the difference.

[Gefn]

Zucchini Napl?

I’m in a pickle,

[servo1969]

Frosted Lucky Charms, they're magically delicious!

[JJ_Folderol]

Quite appropriate! A zucchini is a fruit, after all.

[Doogle]

.."they should have move on to ferrets after the gerbils"

[Rodamala]

"...Zucchini," which means, "The name for a partner who is involved in a queerplatonic relationship, as in "he's my zucchini."

For the center square and the win, name which one is the zucchini, and which is the ACORN squash?

[RegulatorCountry]

It’s beginning to sound as if they’re just making stuff up to see if it catches on in the media, like “cis” whatever did.

[Slings and Arrows]

So when did "pervert" go out of style?

[hal ogen]

These people are devolving into subhuman malignancies. It is like watching a county fair freak show.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Is "He's my zucchini" anything like "I'm your huckleberry?"

Good for a laugh.

Combined PING! and DANG!

[changeitback440]

it’s very simple for me...... either you DO or DON’T s#%k d&@k

[Lazamataz]

I have invented a new gender all of my own.

I am Quantum-Gendered.

That means I am neither male, nor female, but a probability-field of maleness and femaleness. If my actual gender is observed, the quantum probability field collapses and I become a discrete gender.

Kinda like the Shroedinger’s Cat experiment.

Oh, and do not ask about my sexuality. Well, go ahead, and ask: I am Quarkasexual. I am not attracted to a mate’s fully-assembled hadrons, such as neutrons and proton. Neither am I attracted to their electrons. I am only attracted to the subhadronic particles known as quarks: Up / Down / Strange and Charm varieties.

[Lazamataz]

DON’T YOU JUDGE ME!!!!

[Slings and Arrows]

You’re a bottom-bendered quackasexual. Got it

[Lizavetta]

What more proof does one need that some people have way too much free time and too few real worries?

[Lazamataz]

^^^^ JUDGEMENTAL RIGHTWINGER!!!!! ^^^^