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Apewoman (6ft 6in) could outrun horse 'not human' per DNA test
UK Daily Mail ^ | April 4, 2015 | Jennifer Newton and Jay Akbar

Posted on 04/04/2015 9:01:56 PM PDT by concernedcitizen76

Witnesses said Zana the apewoman had the 'characteristics of a wild animal.' She was allegedly trapped in Caucusus mountains and covered in thick hair. Had 'enormous athletic power' and she could infamously outrun a horse. A genetics professor has analysed DNA of six of her living descendants. Identified an uncatalogued strain of west African DNA.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: abominablesnowman; apewoman; bigfoot; bryansykes; cryptid; cryptids; cryptobiology; cryptozoology; dna; helixmakemineadouble; mechelle; michelle; russia; sasquatch; yeti; zana
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To: lucky american

You have it wrong. I never alluded to Michelle.

I took this as a serious post and inquirered if the woman was able to communicate in their language which would have been a salient point for me.

I’m not the type that skewers Michelle. I get the feeling she’s going to be glad when his term is over and they are living relatively alone somewhere. Being in the Whitehouse is like living in a fishbowl.


61 posted on 04/05/2015 5:22:39 AM PDT by BunnySlippers (I Love Bull Markets!!!)
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To: lucky american

You have it wrong. I never alluded to Michelle.

I took this as a serious post and inquirered if the woman was able to communicate in their language which would have been a salient point for me.

I’m not the type that skewers Michelle. I get the feeling she’s going to be glad when his term is over and they are living relatively alone somewhere. Being in the Whitehouse is like living in a fishbowl.


62 posted on 04/05/2015 5:22:52 AM PDT by BunnySlippers (I Love Bull Markets!!!)
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To: concernedcitizen76
Click for good story about Zana.
63 posted on 04/05/2015 5:48:21 AM PDT by Oratam
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To: concernedcitizen76
A genetics professor has analysed DNA of six of her living descendants.

Someone or something had sex with her? That's some serious beer goggles.

64 posted on 04/05/2015 6:26:46 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: chris37

Harvard educated...remember that.


65 posted on 04/05/2015 6:27:51 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: AlmaKing

One gets lonely in the mountains. Real, real lonely.


66 posted on 04/05/2015 6:31:41 AM PDT by Mister Da (The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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To: AlmaKing

The Louisiana Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of tropical gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became irritable, aggressive, and very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem: The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available from any park/zoo nearby, and the busy spring season was already upon them. Reflecting on the dillema, the park administrator thought of Boudreaux, a Cajun intern at the zoo responsible for cleaning the animal’s cages. Boudreaux was a friendly man, possessed with ample ability to sweet-talk and please a female of any species. The park administration thought they might have a solution...
Would Boudreaux be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

He showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Boudreaux announced that he would accept the offer, but only under the following four conditions.

* “First,” he said, “I don’t want to have to kiss her on the lips.”
The park administrator gladly agreed.

* “Second,” Boudreaux said, “you must never tell anyone about this.”
Agreed.

* “Third,” Boudreaux said, “I want all the offspring to be raised “Catlick”. (a religion) Again, no problem.

* And last of all, “You’ve got to give me another week to come up with the $500.00.”


67 posted on 04/05/2015 6:31:42 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: concernedcitizen76

Rumor has it that Coach Auriemma is on his way over there right now to offer her a scholarship.


69 posted on 04/05/2015 6:48:51 AM PDT by CommerceComet (Ignore the GOP-e. Cruz to victory in 2016.)
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To: BunnySlippers

Sorry, I wasn’t eluding to you personally. But the previous posts were. I apologize profusely. I learned a lesson today.


70 posted on 04/05/2015 7:41:07 AM PDT by lucky american (Progressives are attacking our rights and y'all will sit there and take it.)
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To: eartrumpet

Heh-heh.


71 posted on 04/05/2015 7:42:38 AM PDT by rabidralph
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To: concernedcitizen76
"Famously known as the ape woman, Zana had at least four children by local men and some of her descendants still live in the region, the Times reported."

At LEAST four children... by MEN, not "a man"... For a huge woman living wild in the woods, she sure was "getting it on" pretty often, and with numerous "suitors".

72 posted on 04/05/2015 7:46:30 AM PDT by Teacher317 (We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men)
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To: concernedcitizen76

This woman’s shorter, blacker sister is in Houston, I have seen her several times.


73 posted on 04/05/2015 7:46:56 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Interesting. Thanks, Lonesome!


74 posted on 04/05/2015 7:47:32 AM PDT by Nea Wood
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To: concernedcitizen76
And Bill Nye must be chomping at the bit.....
75 posted on 04/05/2015 7:53:35 AM PDT by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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To: concernedcitizen76
Nothing new. Here is one from days long ago. Charles Addams, in his book DEAR DEAD DAYS had photos of several ape women.


76 posted on 04/05/2015 8:10:40 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: Eagles6
6'6", covered with hair and could outrun a horse? Maybe she made the rules. "Look guys, somebody is making me happy tonight so however you want to decide."

She walks into the bar, carrying a canary in a tiny cage. "Any man who can guess the weight of this canary gets to spend the night with me." One old drunk yells out, "3500 pounds." "Close enough", she says.

77 posted on 04/05/2015 8:30:19 AM PDT by eartrumpet
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To: concernedcitizen76; SunkenCiv
Brian Sykes is a creditable scientist. I'm not sure if he's being accurately quoted though.

Look what was found not far away:

Stranger In A New Land

78 posted on 04/05/2015 10:46:44 AM PDT by blam (Jeff Sessions For President)
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To: blam
Brian Sykes wrote the book, The Seven Daughters of Eve

In later books, he admits that he found another 'daughter' and that the book should be titled "The Eight Daughters Of Eve."

79 posted on 04/05/2015 10:51:00 AM PDT by blam (Jeff Sessions For President)
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To: eartrumpet

;-)


80 posted on 04/05/2015 11:08:53 AM PDT by Eagles6 (Valley Forge Redux. If not now, when? If not here, where? If not us then who?)
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