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DUmmie FUnnies 11-25-14 (Ferguson: Temporary SockPuppet Laughably Invokes 'To Kill A Mockingbird")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 25, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/25/2014 8:09:57 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The Drunken Bostonian just couldn't resist grandstanding the Ferguson riots. This time WILLIAM RIVERS PITT wants everybody to see how literate he is by quoting from "To Kill A Mockingbird" to imply that the "Gentle Giant" aka Michael Brown was a poor innocent like Tom Robinson in the Harper Lee novel. Here is Pitt's grandstand thread about Ferguson, “Atticus–” said Jem bleakly. One has to wonder if the Temporary SockPuppet read that line from the novel to impress teenyboppers in the Newton schoolyard. Now Pitt is trying to impress his fellow DUmmies with a completely inappropriate quote. So let us now watch WILLIAM RIVERS PITT go wildly off-base with a completely inappropriate quote to impress his fellow DUmmies in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the Pittster is posting his commentary from the lilly white woods of New Hampshire, is in the [brackets]:

“Atticus–” said Jem bleakly.

["Girly-" said Temporary SockPuppet drunkenly.]

He turned in the doorway. “What, son?”

“How could they do it, how could they?”

“I don’t know, but they did it. They’ve done it before and they did it tonight and they’ll do it again and when they do it — seems that only children weep.”

[Speaking of children, Temporary SockPuppet. Let's hope you never do it again.]

— "To Kill A Mockingbird," Harper Lee

[Now for the DUmmie reaction to Pitt's pathetic attempt to impress them with an INAPPROPRIATE quote...]

And tonight, we are all weeping...

[Guess what DUmmie CaliforniaPeggy, it was the ultra violent "Gentle Giant" who was shot down on the heels of robbing a store, NOT Tom Robinson.]

Oh, California Peggy, what's to become of us? So many gains I thought we'd made as a society seem to have gone up in smoke. I feel like the bottom just fell out.

[Perhaps DUmmie tbill could make amends for the ills of the world by adopting the mother of the "Gentle Giant" as a permanent house guest in his home.]

Aw, Will. What a great quote on this awful night.

[Michael Brown as Tom Robinson? Will's quote as unintentional humor.]

... I swear, this is what went through my mind since approx 9:30pm EDT last night. The whole affair reminds me of "To Kill A Mockingbird."

[Your reasoning abilities reminds me of "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test."]

The more things change the more they don't change at all.

[Wow, Pitt! That is such an original and profound thought. I never heard that before. May I copy it down, laminate it, and place it into my wallet to treasure now and forever, unto the end of time...or until the Newton school bell rings?]

Yet again, Will ... nailed it.

[You bet. Will...nailed it. And now he is hiding out in lilly white New Hampshire.]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; ferguson; williampitt
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To: PJ-Comix

Self-absorption in public is never a good thing.


21 posted on 11/25/2014 9:21:12 AM PST by sauropod (Fat Bottomed Girl: "What difference, at this point, does it make?")
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I missed the announcement, I went to bed early.

Did anything happen... darn my question mark key doesn’t work


22 posted on 11/25/2014 9:50:48 AM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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“Forget it, PJ.....its DU”


23 posted on 11/25/2014 9:54:51 AM PST by eddie willers
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The DU had a mental breakdown last night. (Oops, you need a brain to have a mental breakdown.)


24 posted on 11/25/2014 10:06:12 AM PST by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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I can never understand the left’s hatred of the police, while they have an absolute passion for heavy handed, centralized government control. They can only achieve their big government dreams by passing law, upon law, yet they hate those that would enforce their laws!

The only power that Obamacare has is via a police officer willing to serve me a warrant for not signing up or for not paying the fine. The left MUST be willing to kill a few innocent civilians in order for their dreams of pounding the civilians into submission to come true.

Their hypocracy is astounding in their ignorance.


25 posted on 11/25/2014 10:56:56 AM PST by CSM
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26 posted on 11/25/2014 2:27:25 PM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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I new a DUFU had to be near completion. They just can’t resist a fake protest and burning down their sisters place of business and any car they can find.


27 posted on 11/25/2014 9:17:39 PM PST by eyedigress (e(!zOld storm chaser from the west)/?s)
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Just wait until one of them needs a starter or alternator for their ‘86 Buick.

Oops. destroyed Auto Zone and O’Reillys.


28 posted on 11/25/2014 9:23:46 PM PST by eyedigress (e(!zOld storm chaser from the west)/?s)
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