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Satire: First Lady Frustrated in Efforts to Motivate Democrat Voters
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 Oct 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/19/2014 11:02:24 AM PDT by John Semmens

First Lady Michelle Obama showed signs of increasing impatience with the Democrats’ voter base in her efforts to drum up enthusiasm for the Party’s candidates. “Too many of the voters who helped put Barack in office seem to be asleep at the wheel for these mid-term races,” she complained.

Michelle speculated that “poor diet may play an even bigger role than we thought. I mean, if a person is overweight feasting on junk food, getting up to go to the polls and vote may be too daunting a task. We’ve done all we could to try to eliminate impediments to voting. More voters than ever had been freed from having their time taken up having to go to a job to earn a living. We give them public housing, food stamps, even free cell phones. Why can’t they make the minimal effort to give Democrats their vote?”

In related news, another court struck down another state’s voter ID requirement. In this case, the Arkansas Supreme Court negated a state law requiring voters to show a photo ID at the polls. “It is hard enough to get the indolent segment of the population to make the effort to vote,” the court ruled. “Requiring them to show the same type of ID they must show to purchase liquor is an intolerable and unnecessary burden. Not taking the voter’s word that he is who he claims to be is an unconstitutional infringement on the right to vote.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2014/10/18/troops-being-deployed-to-ebola-zone-get-skimpy-training/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: democrats; ignorant; lazy; satire

1 posted on 10/19/2014 11:02:24 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Where is the satire?


2 posted on 10/19/2014 11:05:41 AM PDT by rdcbn
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To: John Semmens

She should be glad she’s not counting on students to vote for her after her school lunch debacle.


3 posted on 10/19/2014 11:07:19 AM PDT by jyro (French-like Democrats wave the white flag of surrender while we are winning)
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To: John Semmens

I’ve been trying to tell you idiot marxists and globalists—lying has a price. Bigger lies have a bigger price.

It’s like gravity—you’ll never escape it.


4 posted on 10/19/2014 11:12:04 AM PDT by reasonisfaith ("...because they believed not the love of the truth, that they might be saved." (2 Thessalonians))
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To: rdcbn

Does this mean that”HOAX and CHAINS”is no longer working???


5 posted on 10/19/2014 11:20:24 AM PDT by bandleader
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To: reasonisfaith

Is it also like”DingleBarrys”???????????????


6 posted on 10/19/2014 11:21:13 AM PDT by bandleader
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To: bandleader

You distracted me with all those question marks.


7 posted on 10/19/2014 11:25:50 AM PDT by reasonisfaith ("...because they believed not the love of the truth, that they might be saved." (2 Thessalonians))
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To: John Semmens

The only thing they’re “sick” of is your husband.

Their motivation is to vote him out .. too bad that can’t happen this election .. but the next best thing is to change the power in the Congress .. and see if they can get their act together.


8 posted on 10/19/2014 11:30:00 AM PDT by CyberAnt (True the Vote: " MY AMERICA, ... I'm terrified it's slipping away.")
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To: John Semmens
Not taking the voter’s word that he is who he claims to be is an unconstitutional infringement on the right to vote.”

Just like demanding to see legitimate proof of US citizenship from our Dear Leader is rassis!

9 posted on 10/19/2014 11:55:43 AM PDT by rawcatslyentist (Jeremiah 50:32 "The arrogant one will stumble and fall ; / ?)
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To: John Semmens

“Too many of the voters who helped put Barack in office seem to be asleep at the wheel for these mid-term races,” she complained.
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Maybe your faux husband should stop running around the country begging for cash so you two can keep on living the high life after 2016 and get busy campaigning for your ‘peoples’ who are running scared because they may lose THEIR highlife livin’. (satire...kinda’)


10 posted on 10/19/2014 12:15:46 PM PDT by RetSignman (Obama is the walking, talking middle finger in the face of America)
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To: John Semmens
First Lady Frustrated in Efforts to Motivate Democrat Voters

That's what you get for "leading from behind"......snicker.

11 posted on 10/19/2014 1:06:27 PM PDT by spokeshave (He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people,)
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To: spokeshave

She’s smuggling crack!


12 posted on 10/19/2014 2:32:44 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: John Semmens

Headline: Michele Obama regurgitates her school lunch
program...


13 posted on 10/19/2014 2:36:10 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: John Semmens

LOL! Although I agree with other posters: where is the satire?!


14 posted on 10/19/2014 2:36:53 PM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard III: Loyalty Binds Me)
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To: ViLaLuz
She's smuggling crack!

Definitely packing felony weight.

lol!

15 posted on 10/19/2014 2:39:22 PM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: John Semmens

Get the LARD out!


16 posted on 10/19/2014 7:10:34 PM PDT by Paladin2
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