Posted on 09/30/2014 10:46:38 AM PDT by John Semmens
As usual, President Obama’s recent trip to the United Nations to give a speech sparked tremendous traffic jams in New York City. Not to worry, though, it’s not so bad.
“I hear a lot of hype about New York traffic, but it didn’t look too bad to me,” the President said. “All the stories of bumper-to-bumper, stop-and-go traffic that I’ve heard showed no signs on my trip to the UN.”
While Obama did concede that his experience may have been abnormal compared to what ordinary drivers have to deal with, he insisted that “putting up with a little extra congestion when I’m in town is a price that loyal Americans should willingly pay. They recognize that my time is more valuable than their time. A million trips each taking an additional 10 minutes of a common person’s time are easily outweighed by 10 minutes of my time that is saved by barricading all the streets along my route from the airport to my destination.”
As proof of his assertion, the President reminded everyone that “New York City went heavily for me in both presidential elections. I think this shows the people of this city understand the sacrifices required of them.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2014/09/27/school-board-to-add-masturbation-to-kindergarten-curriculum/
You know that’s what he REALLY thinks!
Why can’t he go underground to his Hideout in the WHITEHOUSE and get a secure SKYPE connection, full screen and talk to people miles away and save money.
Mussolini made the trains run on time. Obamalini, not so much!
Another excellent, and right on the mark satire John. Appreciate your work.
Jobs creation for the squeegee men!
Where is your satire notification??? I looked everywhere and I cannot find where you label this as satire! You are gonna get in so much trouble!!!
So.... is this satire ?
; )
Which part of this is satirical?
Aren’t you required to explain it to those who don’t get it
So... how is that short, fat S.S. woman who can’t even get the doors to the PrezLimo open going to get in and out of that ?
He buzzed it first in AirFarce One,,,
the above is Satire,,,,,
thanks for You’re disclaimer
This is unfair...When I was a little boy, my mother would scan the newspaper and cut out any satire that she found so that my life would be unsullied by any satirical writings...we somehow have to label the satirical writings so that we will not be unfairly afflicted with these silly diatribes...Oh my, oh my I am feeling lightheaded, I have an elevated heart rate, my breathing is labored...HELP!!!
Get what ?
Sorry. Due to the new Affordable Care Rules, you must pay your bill UP FRONT IN CASH before I can offer to assist you.
only to us LIF's
Glad to read you’re work bump.
Well, for right now I'd say it's mostly in the comments.
Apparently we reached a tipping point.
As long as we are wishing, why can’t he just resign..
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